i must admit i had tons of fun at the party, although i myself had some boy drama. FINALLY! i can now join the ranks of jenks.
and if anyone asks, i didn't do anything in the dark attic, i swear!!!
well, maybe a little bit...
but i deserve some action too.
the ex-ex seemed to have gotten so fucked up and so down on himself that he left in a fit because he apparently got jealous. such is the bed that he has made. besides, that is soooo two years ago.
i def think the best conversations were held out on the porch. it was nothing but sitting on faces, sucking pussy, giving blow jobs, reaching orgasm, anal sex, squirting, drugs, and a few other subjects i dare not remember.
it was a pleasure finally meeting (e:twisted) and (e:carolinian) and the oh so charming, (e:kookcity2000) . you were definitely the highlight of the party.
(e:terry) you can cancel the plans for the party i asked you to attend. i think i will hold off on that one.
i am now sitting in the minneapolis airport. i've been here since noon. they lost my baggage and since it will be coming on the next flight, i decided to wait for it. if i was a real paying customer, i would have had them deliver it to my hotel room. but i decided to be nice to my boss and save her a few extra hundred bucks so i used my travel privileges to get to training. but since i'm an employee of us airways they wont deliver the baggage to my hotel unless i pay $18. so i'm sitting around playing on my computer. had to pay $7.95 for wireless access. ate mcdonalds, wanted to eat ben and jerry's but thought it was time to pick up my bag from the baggage claim. unfortunately i didn't realize that time moves back an hour in minneapolis and although i am an hour younger here, my luggage is still an hour away.
i so badly need a shower and a change of clothes and a bed. i am still in the same exact makeup/clothes(minus the fishnets), fake lashes and hair that i was at the party. i came home at 2:30 am, had to pack for this 4 day trip and and head to the airport at before the crack of dawn.
i have a headache, body ache, and lung ache. i quit smoking and last night i fell off the wagon.
i do love my freind lynne and she is the chillest chick i know, but thanks for busting me out last night, biaaatch!
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10/01/2006 16:07 #23098
recap and update09/24/2006 08:10 #23097
HA!I found a victim!
des - 09/24/06 19:39
oh that poor bastard. I'll pray for him.
oh that poor bastard. I'll pray for him.
metalpeter - 09/24/06 08:46
Glad you found a victim!
Glad you found a victim!
mrmike - 09/24/06 08:14
Lucky!
Lucky!
09/22/2006 09:02 #23096
crazy woman that is meoh god, getting off birth control pills is never a pretty sight for me. usually i am a hard ass, stoic, unemotional, pillar of strenght. but the first few weeks of being off of homones turn me into an emotional, sex starved, crying sap, where everything makes me want to weep and cry while craving rough nasty sex. actually i'd probably be crying WHILE having rough nasty sex. i haven't had any brave takers yet.
des - 09/24/06 02:54
" and no boys will be eaten alive in the process."
yes lets hope not.
And I have to say you are fairing MUCH better this time around then last.
" and no boys will be eaten alive in the process."
yes lets hope not.
And I have to say you are fairing MUCH better this time around then last.
libertad - 09/22/06 23:46
maybe I should have said withdrawl affects.
maybe I should have said withdrawl affects.
libertad - 09/22/06 23:43
Did you consult the Dr. about the side affects?
Did you consult the Dr. about the side affects?
imk2 - 09/22/06 22:41
vincent,
i have abstained from sex since the end of jan. so i tried getting off of b-control pills in april. the same thing happened about a week into it and i started crying uncontrolably at work. i quickly ran to my pharmacy that day and got back on them. so now that it's been like 10 months, i REALLY dont see a need for being on birth control. so i'm giving it another try. this time is MUCH better than the time in april. i'll get through this, and no boys will be eaten alive in the process.
vincent,
i have abstained from sex since the end of jan. so i tried getting off of b-control pills in april. the same thing happened about a week into it and i started crying uncontrolably at work. i quickly ran to my pharmacy that day and got back on them. so now that it's been like 10 months, i REALLY dont see a need for being on birth control. so i'm giving it another try. this time is MUCH better than the time in april. i'll get through this, and no boys will be eaten alive in the process.
metalpeter - 09/22/06 19:33
I can't imagine taking something that changes how my hormones act and then stop taking them. Part of that is being a guy so that sounds so forgien to me. Rough dirty sex is great and all but I don't think I could handle a girl crying through it. It would be one thing if it was the I'm so happy kind but that would still freak me out I think . Oh an Zobar I would like so pay to a see a video of tht. Every so often one needs to watch a video of some kind of sex that they may not be into just to learn and find out what they do and don't like in porn. You of course wouldn't want to follow those desires when not on birth control. But if you ever did check out a site I belive it is called alt.com . You can look up people by all kinds of fetishes.
I can't imagine taking something that changes how my hormones act and then stop taking them. Part of that is being a guy so that sounds so forgien to me. Rough dirty sex is great and all but I don't think I could handle a girl crying through it. It would be one thing if it was the I'm so happy kind but that would still freak me out I think . Oh an Zobar I would like so pay to a see a video of tht. Every so often one needs to watch a video of some kind of sex that they may not be into just to learn and find out what they do and don't like in porn. You of course wouldn't want to follow those desires when not on birth control. But if you ever did check out a site I belive it is called alt.com . You can look up people by all kinds of fetishes.
mrmike - 09/22/06 15:51
Nope, not gonna say it :X
Nope, not gonna say it :X
zobar - 09/22/06 11:00
I say, take advantage of the situation. That is so hard core. If you taped that you could make enormous amounts of money selling it on the Internet. [On the other hand, you would not want to actually deal with the kinds of people who would buy that type of thing.]
- Z
actually i'd probably be crying WHILE having rough nasty sex
I say, take advantage of the situation. That is so hard core. If you taped that you could make enormous amounts of money selling it on the Internet. [On the other hand, you would not want to actually deal with the kinds of people who would buy that type of thing.]
- Z
vincent - 09/22/06 10:40
Just a stupid Guy question; Why would you have to get on and get off of the pill?
Just a stupid Guy question; Why would you have to get on and get off of the pill?
09/21/2006 17:58 #23095
i should be doing work but...today, i am going to the grandest, greatest party ever. all in celebration of the premier of the third season of Grey's Anatomy (THE best show on TV)
i am so excited to be working at my important job. in fact i am SO important that they've given me my own pager! now i am almost like jenks, rushing off to answer pages when important matters arise. unfortunately, my dumb ass forgets to turn off my CELL phone during a huge meeting with all the departmental honchos. good thing i didn't have 50 Cent's Candy Shop song as my ring tone.
i need to learn access yesterday. i don't understand why they have to make that damn program so damn complicated. its not like i can't make tables and forms, but its the complicated things, such as running updating queries as macros, that stump the shit out of me. thankfully, i have inside IT connections who is a self proclaimed access master, so he better get his ass in gear and help me NOW!
and i also get to go away for training in minneapolis! i hear its an up and coming city with a lot of interesting things to do and see. leaving on october 1st and returning on the 4th.
did i mention how much i hate doctors offices and their stupid receptionist? those nasty, snotty, sassy, bitches. they can eat my asshole raw and floss with my pubic hair.
i am so excited to be working at my important job. in fact i am SO important that they've given me my own pager! now i am almost like jenks, rushing off to answer pages when important matters arise. unfortunately, my dumb ass forgets to turn off my CELL phone during a huge meeting with all the departmental honchos. good thing i didn't have 50 Cent's Candy Shop song as my ring tone.
i need to learn access yesterday. i don't understand why they have to make that damn program so damn complicated. its not like i can't make tables and forms, but its the complicated things, such as running updating queries as macros, that stump the shit out of me. thankfully, i have inside IT connections who is a self proclaimed access master, so he better get his ass in gear and help me NOW!
and i also get to go away for training in minneapolis! i hear its an up and coming city with a lot of interesting things to do and see. leaving on october 1st and returning on the 4th.
did i mention how much i hate doctors offices and their stupid receptionist? those nasty, snotty, sassy, bitches. they can eat my asshole raw and floss with my pubic hair.
metalpeter - 09/22/06 19:46
Hope you enjoy the trip for training. I wish you luck with putting up with the receptionists (if you had to deal with all the clients it might effect you) I'm guessing those qualities help them deal with phone calls and doctors well. I also wish you luck in learning access .
Hope you enjoy the trip for training. I wish you luck with putting up with the receptionists (if you had to deal with all the clients it might effect you) I'm guessing those qualities help them deal with phone calls and doctors well. I also wish you luck in learning access .
mrmike - 09/21/06 23:18
Grey's rocked! You'll like Minneapolis. It's a fun downtown.
Grey's rocked! You'll like Minneapolis. It's a fun downtown.
09/16/2006 21:42 #23094
fergie on methwow, fergie from the black eyed peas had a meth addiction!
she said it was the heardest boyfriend to quit...no wonder she's so fucking skinny.
she said it was the heardest boyfriend to quit...no wonder she's so fucking skinny.
jason - 09/17/06 23:29
Fergie. Ahhh, Fergie. First of all, Fergie, get your own name, you unoriginal cunt. Fergie was taken decades ago. Secondly, your face doesn't look natural. It's like I'm watching the original Batman again.
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Fergie. Ahhh, Fergie. First of all, Fergie, get your own name, you unoriginal cunt. Fergie was taken decades ago. Secondly, your face doesn't look natural. It's like I'm watching the original Batman again.
Ahhhh Ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Ahhhh Ah ah ah ah ah ah.
vincent - 09/17/06 00:29
In a weird way that news makes me more attracted to her! Then again I couldn't deal with the "meth tooth" or other negative aspects of someone with that addiction/usage history.
I just have a horrible attraction to women with those kind of problems....
In a weird way that news makes me more attracted to her! Then again I couldn't deal with the "meth tooth" or other negative aspects of someone with that addiction/usage history.
I just have a horrible attraction to women with those kind of problems....
uncutsaniflush - 09/16/06 23:02
Once upon a time, Fergie was Stacy Ferguson from Wild Orchid. As a part of Wild Orchid, she even hosted a lip-sync show for tweenies called "Great Pretenders" on whatever Fox Family was called in those days.
If memory serves (and lately its seems to be a bad employee), Stacy managed to get involved in cyrstal meth around the time she was morpthing from the white singer in Wild Orchid to the exotic singer in Black Eyed Peas, career-wise
Once upon a time, Fergie was Stacy Ferguson from Wild Orchid. As a part of Wild Orchid, she even hosted a lip-sync show for tweenies called "Great Pretenders" on whatever Fox Family was called in those days.
If memory serves (and lately its seems to be a bad employee), Stacy managed to get involved in cyrstal meth around the time she was morpthing from the white singer in Wild Orchid to the exotic singer in Black Eyed Peas, career-wise
Great seeing you again at long last. I got to admit, it's not everybody who wakes up in a different time zone after a party ;)