omg i totally got tricked into watching bestiality porn, and i will not be able to think about sex for at least a week. i went on a blogging video site that was like, "hey this shit is so funny, watch!" and so i did.
it was a goddamn pig! i can't even eat my bacon and ham now. eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!
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03/03/2006 15:40 #23035
bring on the pork02/28/2006 23:28 #23034
sweet revengeI will be giving up hope for Lent.
In the spirit of Carnival, I am reminded of the classic short story most of us have read; "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allen Poe.
Revenge is successful only when the other party knows why it's being done and who is doing it. Karma is not enough, time to put some elbow grease into it.
I admire those that can beat me at my own game. However, Poe writes that the last criteria for successful revenge is the guarantee that there cannot be retaliation.
It is here, my friend, that you have failed.
In the spirit of Carnival, I am reminded of the classic short story most of us have read; "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allen Poe.
Revenge is successful only when the other party knows why it's being done and who is doing it. Karma is not enough, time to put some elbow grease into it.
I admire those that can beat me at my own game. However, Poe writes that the last criteria for successful revenge is the guarantee that there cannot be retaliation.
It is here, my friend, that you have failed.
mrdt - 03/02/06 00:07
he was also the one who said "Never to suffer would never to have been blessed." meaning life is never as sweet without the sorrow.
he was also the one who said "Never to suffer would never to have been blessed." meaning life is never as sweet without the sorrow.
metalpeter - 03/01/06 19:22
I hope that after Lent you get your Hope Back :-) . I never give up anything really. I wish I could give up being horny, messy, lazy, self concus, and maybe a few other things to.
I hope that after Lent you get your Hope Back :-) . I never give up anything really. I wish I could give up being horny, messy, lazy, self concus, and maybe a few other things to.
imk2 - 03/01/06 18:08
how tragic her life was. dead at 32. i love dead tragic poets, especially if they're broken hearted. thanks, uncut. i truly appreciate those words.
how tragic her life was. dead at 32. i love dead tragic poets, especially if they're broken hearted. thanks, uncut. i truly appreciate those words.
uncutsaniflush - 03/01/06 00:20
{{{imk2}}} how utterly charmingly Polish of you. Halina Poświatowska would be proud:
you ask - what camels haul in their saddle-bags
they carry my heart across the desert
since you left me
I remain alone
under the yellow sun
the earth is scorched and human hearts are
hollow the source of tenderness beats not for me
sometimes I see you
but with my outstretched arms
touch only
my thought about you
you ask - what camels haul in their saddle-bags
they carry my heart across the desert
{{{imk2}}} how utterly charmingly Polish of you. Halina Poświatowska would be proud:
you ask - what camels haul in their saddle-bags
they carry my heart across the desert
since you left me
I remain alone
under the yellow sun
the earth is scorched and human hearts are
hollow the source of tenderness beats not for me
sometimes I see you
but with my outstretched arms
touch only
my thought about you
you ask - what camels haul in their saddle-bags
they carry my heart across the desert
02/26/2006 11:56 #23033
e:strip and i are married!the peep show was off the wall!
there were tons of peeps present, including (e:pmt), (e:ladycroft), (e:jenks), (e:robin), (e:theecarey) and (e:pyrcedgrrl). the place was packed with a myriad of drunkards. i tried to get the peepettes to get pins of their tits done, but it seems no one was brave enough, (including me). (e:robin) got her ass painted, (e:jenks), (e:ladycroft) and i all got officially married to (e:strip) at the church of julie! (e:pmt) renewed their vows, and everyone was officially drunk!
they all have pictures to come, i did not have my camera as i was too busy holding a drink in my hand.
there were tons of peeps present, including (e:pmt), (e:ladycroft), (e:jenks), (e:robin), (e:theecarey) and (e:pyrcedgrrl). the place was packed with a myriad of drunkards. i tried to get the peepettes to get pins of their tits done, but it seems no one was brave enough, (including me). (e:robin) got her ass painted, (e:jenks), (e:ladycroft) and i all got officially married to (e:strip) at the church of julie! (e:pmt) renewed their vows, and everyone was officially drunk!
they all have pictures to come, i did not have my camera as i was too busy holding a drink in my hand.
metalpeter - 02/26/06 12:04
I didn't really understand what it was so I didn't go. Glad you had a great time. I just have one question if you visit Myspace or a simalur site is it adultry? Ha!
I didn't really understand what it was so I didn't go. Glad you had a great time. I just have one question if you visit Myspace or a simalur site is it adultry? Ha!
ladycroft - 02/26/06 11:59
i have to copy the certificate so we can all have one :) great night!
i have to copy the certificate so we can all have one :) great night!
02/24/2006 22:08 #23032
alien poetyvonne: A beat poet working the streets
imk2: an alien
will try to dream tonight of a big, fat, (e:strip) orgy!
imk2: an alien
will try to dream tonight of a big, fat, (e:strip) orgy!
metalpeter - 02/25/06 16:25
You don't have to angery. It doesn't have to be theroputic. If you enjoy giving it out that is good enough, it can't be all about me.
You don't have to angery. It doesn't have to be theroputic. If you enjoy giving it out that is good enough, it can't be all about me.
imk2 - 02/24/06 22:44
i don't think you really have to be angry carey, he'll take a beating just the same!
i don't think you really have to be angry carey, he'll take a beating just the same!
theecarey - 02/24/06 22:23
Woo, e-Orgy!
And if that doesn't work.. Peter will take care of us! (wait, I am not angry though.. ) haha.
Sweet dreams! ;)
Woo, e-Orgy!
And if that doesn't work.. Peter will take care of us! (wait, I am not angry though.. ) haha.
Sweet dreams! ;)
ladycroft - 02/24/06 22:18
i was JUST saying in the chat that everyone is dreaming of everyone else! i think we're linked on some dream circuit...just like a dream orgy. HA!
i was JUST saying in the chat that everyone is dreaming of everyone else! i think we're linked on some dream circuit...just like a dream orgy. HA!
02/20/2006 19:45 #23029
Why'd Ya Do It?When I stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak,
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole fucking week.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash ?
Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock ?
Oh, do me a favour, don't put me in the dark.
Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your jewels,
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools.
Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore,
'cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch ?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch ?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh,
You just tore all our kisses right in half!
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did,
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said
Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed.
The whole room was swirling,
Her lips were still curling.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do it, she said,
Why'd you do what you did ?
Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ...
Ah, I feel better now.
--Marianne Faithful
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak,
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole fucking week.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash ?
Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock ?
Oh, do me a favour, don't put me in the dark.
Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your jewels,
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools.
Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore,
'cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch ?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch ?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh,
You just tore all our kisses right in half!
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did,
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said
Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed.
The whole room was swirling,
Her lips were still curling.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do it, she said,
Why'd you do what you did ?
Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ...
Ah, I feel better now.
--Marianne Faithful
imk2 - 02/20/06 21:55
actually, peter, this is a song by marianne faithful. she was around back in the day, and i think this song was banned at one time or another. but glad you like it, none the less.
actually, peter, this is a song by marianne faithful. she was around back in the day, and i think this song was banned at one time or another. but glad you like it, none the less.
metalpeter - 02/20/06 20:03
I admit I'm not really it poems but that one is interesting, maybe because it is a dirty poem or one that is questioning not sure why really.
I admit I'm not really it poems but that one is interesting, maybe because it is a dirty poem or one that is questioning not sure why really.
cmon now be serious.....a week?
Never seen a guy with a pig. I have seen a few pictures of a girl with a horse. Let me tell you that is worse then watching normal porn for ones self esteem. That thing is like the size of my leg. I have never looked into it really. I have also never been to a video blog site either. If I saw that I couldn't eat bacon for some time either.