i am getting old, and i know this becuse my growing moustache and beard is beggining to rival that of (e:paul) . to compensate for this i bought myself a little something at antrhopologie.

i too am eating too much and getting fat, and i've decided that for the remainder of winter, i am stopping shaving my legs and pits. might as well be a complete disaster.

took (e:robin)'s test, i am...

The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When girls dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the women you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: Anyone else

I am not sure why it keeps saying girls....i stated bi at the begining of the test, so you'd think it would have both...whatever.

lord jesus christ all mighty, pleeeeze let me have some patience because i am about to strangle my grown ass kid.

omg i totally got tricked into watching bestiality porn, and i will not be able to think about sex for at least a week. i went on a blogging video site that was like, "hey this shit is so funny, watch!" and so i did.

it was a goddamn pig! i can't even eat my bacon and ham now. eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!

I will be giving up hope for Lent.

In the spirit of Carnival, I am reminded of the classic short story most of us have read; "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allen Poe.

Revenge is successful only when the other party knows why it's being done and who is doing it. Karma is not enough, time to put some elbow grease into it.

I admire those that can beat me at my own game. However, Poe writes that the last criteria for successful revenge is the guarantee that there cannot be retaliation.

It is here, my friend, that you have failed.

the peep show was off the wall!

there were tons of peeps present, including (e:pmt), (e:ladycroft), (e:jenks), (e:robin), (e:theecarey) and (e:pyrcedgrrl). the place was packed with a myriad of drunkards. i tried to get the peepettes to get pins of their tits done, but it seems no one was brave enough, (including me). (e:robin) got her ass painted, (e:jenks), (e:ladycroft) and i all got officially married to (e:strip) at the church of julie! (e:pmt) renewed their vows, and everyone was officially drunk!

they all have pictures to come, i did not have my camera as i was too busy holding a drink in my hand.