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05/05/06 02:40 - ID#33924
Random Pulp History Tabloid Expose
Ok, (e:libertad) inspired me with his recent post. (e:libertad,26)
I felt I needed to post some history, American style...
With the Davinci Code movie about to be a big friggin' hit and all, I have been researching the occult and odd twists of history.
It turns out that George Washington is actually a lich (WIKIPEDIA - lich) (All you secret D&D nerds probably won't need that Wiki to know what I mean.)
As it turns out, ol' GW is alive and with us, and still quite manly. He has, however decided that the world is open-minded enough to accept him as the manly woman he always wanted to be, which explains why you'll never see both George Washington and Bea Arthur at the same dinner party.
Then... Fantastic!
Now... Fabulous!
Foul magic indeed.
I felt I needed to post some history, American style...
With the Davinci Code movie about to be a big friggin' hit and all, I have been researching the occult and odd twists of history.
It turns out that George Washington is actually a lich (WIKIPEDIA - lich) (All you secret D&D nerds probably won't need that Wiki to know what I mean.)
As it turns out, ol' GW is alive and with us, and still quite manly. He has, however decided that the world is open-minded enough to accept him as the manly woman he always wanted to be, which explains why you'll never see both George Washington and Bea Arthur at the same dinner party.
Then... Fantastic!
Now... Fabulous!
Foul magic indeed.
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Raggedy Annie Plushapalooza '96 
I always thought the elks/masons were just silly old man clubs, but then all those movies make it sound like there's definitely some more to it... and yesterday in Forest Lawn with (e:ladycroft) I realized that there are masonic icons on like half the stones. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some huge network of undead-president-actors among us!