10/27/2008 14:17 #46367
Just say noRemember Nancy Reagan with her "Just say no to drugs" campaign? Well it didn't work very well. Lots of people I know who grew up in that era totally smoked pot or whatever. She should have gone with this method instead:
Yeah, I can say with 100% certainty I will never be doing meth.
10/24/2008 12:20 #46300
My worst fear(besides being spinster-ish which I think may have already occured) is anything spider related. This picture of a spider eating a bird freaks me the fuck out:
- Also related. A spider fell on my head last night when I walked in my door. OMG I almost had a heartattack. For reals.
10/22/2008 17:39 #46252
It's that time of year againOur company annual Golf Outing. I organize it. I find it amusing that I'm the one who does this considering I have zero idea about golf. I mean I used to play in Buffalo, but that was a lifetime ago. Anyway every year we have it at a different club. 2 years ago was the best when I was quarantined to a small room, because I was not a member, while everyone else played for 4.5 hours. This year the club is a tad more leinant (or so they say) and apparently I'll be allowed to roam about. I was looking over the club rules to determine what I need to wear (2 changes of clothes- one outfit for registration and one for dinner- just call me fashion golf barbie). As I was looking at the Club rules I came across this which I found hillarious and utterly pretentious:
20. Honoring of the club rules will enable the entire membership to enjoy life at woodcrest at its' highest social level.
I copied that exactly. They are all about the "highest social level" yet they don't capitalize the name of their own club?
Anyway, expect lots of blogging tomorrow if they do indeed have wifi as I'll be bored out of my mind.
10/21/2008 16:07 #46236
Guitar HeroA new Guitar Hero is about to be released. I was reading about it on cnn and saw this quote:
Why did you add a beginner level?
KH: Our whole objective with "Guitar Hero" is to make it as broadly accessible as possible. By adding this beginner mode, we can get even young kids, who are 5, 6, 7 and who maybe can't coordinate pressing a button on the guitar and strumming at the same time. . .to make it really easy for them. All they have to do is strum
Me: Uh beginner level is for 6 yr olds? That's the only level I can sorta play on. Really I'm not even good at that level. Embarassing.
10/17/2008 09:50 #46156
SadTom left this morning we said goodbye and I cired. I'm not sure why. Now I'm kinda sad.
NO.