Metalpeter's Journal

10/07/2008 20:46 #45983

(Partial Nudity) Halloween Costume
Category: holiday

Yes if you look at the pictures below in one or two of them you may see a little bit of skin but not much and nothing that really telly you how I'm built. My 1st Idea for a Costume was to go as a nudest. Of course I would have had a straw hat, Cop/Hill billy sun glasses and my hair slicked back. But there where a few problems with my Idea. I first tried to take pictures with an artvoice and that was way to small and wasn't even close to working so I took pictures with the paper to see how things looked and it came out ok. But here is the reason why a scraped the idea.

1. Holding a paper all party long would get tiring quick
2. Big Houses are chilly and I hate being cold
3. Girls dressing slutty is hot, I think with guys it comes off as creepy
4. I think there might be some new people coming to the party and that might freak them out with not knowing me
5. Not sure If I meet someone if the first way to meet them is good if it is naked
6. Going to get a drink would get interesting quickly
7. If I wanted to go the green room or anyplace else I would need to take my chair and TV tray with me
8. Don't want to carry a TV tray and Chair to a party
9. As Much fun as it would be to sit around naked and have all kinds of pictures taken of me and posted on here, I would rather get that why from to much to drink, HA
10. There also a part of me that thinks it just doesn't feel right for some reason

Don't worry you won't see much in these pictures they are not the ones with the artvoice (those are by special request and a $9.99 service fee, ha). [if any one does want to see those just ask and I'll send you one or post one] If I thought I could do some slutty costume with out being crepy I would, but I'm guessing on Saturday it is off to Party City. Like if I was built wide and with muscle mass I could be an E-stripper and just where a thong and paint a big E on my chest but that won't happen. I am open to suggestions from anyone if they think of anything cool.

See they weren't too bad.

metalpeter - 10/09/08 20:29
I guess I should say that you should be glad I didn't put up here the 1st test picture I took, that would be much more then risque, think art voice vs the paper .

theecarey - 10/09/08 20:23
This was a pleasant surprise. I like this publicly risque side of you, Peter. You look comfortable and confident.

although I think I blushed at first.

ladycroft - 10/09/08 08:24
holy cannoli batman!

metalpeter - 10/08/08 18:29
Thanks. Even if some of the reason why I won't be using that as my costume were not in effect, I don't know if I could really do that [I think I could maybe]. In ones room it isn't so tough, but girls/ladies are brutal (they are worse then us guys I think). I think that is one of the reasons why there are so many ladies who do porn and have cams on line and stuff. There is them in a room by the selves or someone filming and then it is put on the internet and there is that kinda distance, it isn't like they are thinking well my Teacher might see this. On a side note I used to get this catalog (not sure how) called Absolute Male it had all kinds of cool clothes and leather pants. I never ordered anything, I could tell that the clothes were made for the body builder/ pro athlete / model/ wide shoulder guys. I didn't think they would look right on me. So no nudest this year now to decide what to go as maybe a Vampire of some kind. I wish there was some way to dress slutty with out being creppy but I don't know that there is for a guy.

jason - 10/08/08 18:18
Hahaha! You kill me, Peter. I give you credit man, that takes some serious brass stones. *drum roll*

(e:Paul), I think the medical term for the old nudist boobs is "National Geographic Boobs" but someone in the industry is going to have to back me up on that.

metalpeter - 10/08/08 18:10
(e:fing) I think that what you said about the fantasy is true at least some. For some women dressing up slutty is a way to let that side out of them and use the holiday as an excuse. Maybe they want to really where some out fit made out of leather and that ties up but they don't know how to do that in there real life. Often there are two sides to people. Me for example I'm a little bit of an exhibinest but there is a side of me that is shy also. In terms of the flasher maybe it was really his stuff some guys might really be that big (I didn't see it so I could tell how big it was and compare it to porn). I don't think there is anything wrong with having a costume be part of some fantasy as long as it isn't one you really do, because then it really isn't dressing up.

(e:tinypliny) If I where to go as a nudest (not going to) it would be changing in a costume. The costume would be the hat and sunglasses and the paper covering me for those who dodn't want to see my junk that would be the costume. But it would also be a costume because (or at least to my knowledge, but it would have been possible and still is possible) no one on (e:strip) has seen me naked so it would be a form that they haven't seen me in.

tinypliny - 10/07/08 22:57
"change into that costume"

That would technically be an incorrect statement in this case. :)

metalpeter - 10/07/08 22:53
It is almost bed time for me so I will ad this quickly. One of the other problems with the nudest Idea is that I'm young and thin. Granted I have never been to a really nudest colony but the little bit of footage I have seen are people are older and heavy and not the model type. If I could do some fat suit and some fake penis and ball type thing then maybe the costume would work.

(e:imk2) Yes sometimes I am a little crazy but really being crazy would be to change into that costume at a crowded party and sit in the foyer.

(e:Paul) thanks I didn't know there was such a thing as perky nuts (they may look better in the picture then in real life not sure really)

(e:Jason) and (e:Joshua) that is all me. In terms of the warning I think it is only fair. I think that even if not nudity if someone is talking about something and there will be pictures there should be a warning. Say I'm eating dinner and you are talking about some surgery you had I don't all of a sudden want to see pictures from that, or say someone is talking about Self Suckin and that John Valby song and the joke in clerks about the guy who broke his neck that is one thing but then all of a sudden some dude is trying to blow himself, that is a lot different than just talking about the man from Nantucket (over even crazier a lady boy trying it).

So now I have to decide what else to go as. There are other costumes that wouldn't work, like the manager of Dethklok.

fing - 10/07/08 22:40
I was at a Halloween Party one year where an older man was dressed up as a flasher. He had a trench coat and some fake junk that was way to big to be human. I got the feeling though that it was more of a fantasy of his then a Halloween costume.

imk2 - 10/07/08 22:35
holy bejesus. you is craaazay!

paul - 10/07/08 22:23
nice nuts. Far to perky to have belong to a seasoned nudist. Old nudists, serious ones, seem to always have nuts that hang down to their knees. The older the nudest, the closer they hang to your knees, LOL. Just check out any nudist camp full of old men and you would see what I mean. It's the man equivalent of the saggy old lady nudist breasts which ate equally as droopy.

jason - 10/07/08 21:19
I hope those testicles are part of the newspaper prop.

joshua - 10/07/08 21:16
Thanks for the warning!

10/06/2008 19:46 #45968

SNL and Tina Fey
Category: tv

I'm not sure why I like Tina Fey, Yeah she is hot but that isn't the only reason. She was so good on weekend update. That part of the show has all ways been good, no mater who was on the show. I think that and her being part of it are a factor. If I read this site correctly starting this Thursday at 9:30 PM for 3 weeks in a row thy will have live weekend update, I think it could be pretty interesting.

I wonder if they will use anything form the Debate on Tuesday of if they will save that for Saturday.

A link to how Tina Fey is good for SNL

You might want to check it out there are other things you can click on in the story but here is the story if you just care about that

Politics and Palin lure viewers to "SNL"
By Paul J. Gough Mon Oct 6, 6:30 AM PDT

The politics-fueled ratings train of "Saturday Night Live" keeps rolling along this election season with Tina Fey's impersonations of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin luring viewers.

"SNL" averaged a 7.4 household rating/18 share in the metered market overnights, Nielsen Media Research said on Sunday afternoon. That's within a tenth of a rating point of its September 13 premiere, which itself was the highest-rated show since December 14, 2002, when Al Gore and Phish appeared.

"SNL" is up 49 percent in the metered markets compared with the first four weeks of last season, as well as up 42 percent this past Saturday compared to episode No. 4 last season.

As expected, Saturday's show was heavy on the politics, spoofing the recent debate between Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and Democrat Joe Biden.

For the third time this season, Tina Fey portrayed Palin. Cast member Jason Sudeikis was Biden, and surprise guest Queen Latifah sat in as moderator Gwen Ifill.

Once again, Fey showed that she has cornered the market on Palin impersonations, and her insistence that the GOP ticket would be all "mavericky" gained wide traction on the Web where it could be seen in numerous video postings.

Another funny moment that seemed to strike a chord with audiences was Fey (as Palin) thanking "third graders of Gladys Wood Elementary, who were so helpful to me in my debate prep."

While the rest of the late-night shows have struggled to find their footing following the 2007/2008 writers strike, "SNL" has been on a roll ever since it took on Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and others at the end of last season.

The show's success with political satire only got bigger and better in September, when "SNL" opened early with a special appearance by Fey as Palin.

"Clearly, 'Saturday Night Live' and Tina Fey's spot-on creation of Sarah Palin is now a part of this election season," said ABC News political director David Chalian. "It does show a frame through which a lot of people see these candidates."

Ifill, who drew controversy before the debate with reports she was writing a book about the rise of African American politicians including Barack Obama, did not escape the satire.

Twice Latifah mentioned the book and the publication date, once Inauguration Day and the other Election Day, and said that it was available for preorder.

Also on the firing line were Biden and Scranton, Pa., the beleaguered northeastern Pennslyvania city that has been invoked by Biden (who grew up there).

"They did equal-opportunity bashing," said CNN political analyst Gloria Borger, noting that it wasn't just Palin who was the target of humor on "SNL."

Reuters/Hollywood Reporter.

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I just wanted to add that who winds up winning the Election could have a Big Effect on someone's comedy future. For those people who can do impressions well they should really work on being very good at someone or everyone. I know Tina Fey isn't a cast member of SNL anymore but I think it is awesome that she does Palin so well. When McCain Wins (I do think he is going to win for multiple reasons like 1. Hillary fans are loyal to her and some of them will follow sarah or now that she is out don't care any more so dems lose votes 2. Lots of whites who say they don't care about race are liers and won't vote for barrack. 3. Most votes doesn't count it is who gets the most points) , I have felt this ever since it was him only and Barrack and Hillary where still fighting for the nomination; then at least maybe Tina Fey will be on SNL every so often playing Palin. I hope I'm wrong but that is just the fealing I get. In any event it is nice to see SNL get a little bit of a surge here. I wish Tina would come back and Just to weekend update she and Amy played so well off of each other.

tinypliny - 10/07/08 21:45
This is the Truman show.

tinypliny - 10/07/08 21:42
Honestly, regardless of what effect the rotten duo might have on satire, this country is in for some really horrible times, if they win. From the science, health, education and foreign policy point of view, I see that as being an absolute nadir for the US and her citizens' credibility as the land of the people who encourage scientific and strategic thought. It would a be a picture perfect mud icing on the fact that a lying conniving insular greedy idiot has been allowed to sit on the throne for not one but TWO consecutive terms and people have submitted to his various money-draining policies without any resistance.

10/05/2008 10:50 #45942

I'm voting for Tina Fey?
Category: politics

Come the November Elections I know Have a conflict. I think Barrack is the man for the job. I admit I don't like McCain. But see here is where the conflict comes in. Both parties are saying they will change things hence "Mavricks" . But see I don't think either one of them can change that much. In this great country of ours we have 3 branches of Government and they are supposed to to balanced. So I think that even though the president Is the leader any change he wants he has to have a others who agree with him. Hey he is the new guy who says the people in power will really let him run the show. That is why I may vote for McCain. Not because I like him but because I like Tina Fey. Hey if Palin is VP or even if she becomes the Commander and Chief then Tina Fey will Be on SNL every week playing the role of Palin, well or at least she will be on as a guest star every so often. That reminds me SNL goes live on Thursday this week, I'm guessing most of it will be based on what ever happens on the debate on Tuesday. Back in the old days I was a big Dana Carvey fan. Yes he did a lot of sketches like "The Church Lady" But what I think got him the most fame was playing George Bush, and if I remember once the Real George Bush Joined him in a skit. But to Tina Fey for a minute. I think she does a better Job doing Palin (who doesn't talk that weird just think about that movie Fargo) then anyone else doing any of the Political people on the show. So I may just wind up voting for Tina Fey.

On a side note last nights MMA was pretty good. My quick take on it was that it is odd that Shamrock Got hurt before the fight (cut with sutures) So Kimbo Slice fought someone who was going to be on the Undercard and the dude won very quickly by the way. Oh yeah and Gina Carano won her fight also. All in all it was fun to watch.

tinypliny - 10/05/08 12:12
If McCain dies in presidency and Palin becomes president and Tina Fey continues to hone her satire skills at the expense of Palin, chances are, Palin will try and use her power get her sacked from SNL just like she is forcing her teenage daughter to wed, and fired her brother-in-law who was critical about her family. Hahaha

metalpeter - 10/05/08 11:32
MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts. Thee are multiple leagues. The one from last night. :::link:::

metalpeter - 10/05/08 11:18
In the end I will really vote for Barrack. But for SNL and Tina Fey it is really better if McCain wins and then dies like after being president for about a month, ha. That being said for anyone who really loves Tina and wants her to have a longer shot at fame you might want to reconsider who you where going. Hey why not for so many people it is a personality contest anyways. I'm not really saying to vote for McCain but it would be good for the show.

tinypliny - 10/05/08 11:14
What is MMA - Multi Media Action?

And gee, that kind of twisted thinking is scary. LOL I wonder how many votes the moron-camp will get because people like their parodies on TV.

paul - 10/05/08 11:12
I think if Tina Fey knew her skit may have contributed to you possibly wanting to vote for Palin, she would kill herself.

10/04/2008 15:43 #45931

EliteXC and Bills
Category: tv

So I have lots of interests and one of them is MMA. Showtime has a league called EliteXC and that is on CBS live tonight.

So since I have Rabbit Ears that work (time warner and CBS you both still piss me off, ass holes, I think if cable companies also did al le carte service it would be a way to work around this) I can watch that at 9 PM tonight. The link is about weigh ins. I guess the quick report is that Kimbo Slice and Shamrock got into it, don't know if that will make there fight any better (I think she is pretty hot) That Gina Carano got naked so she could make weight. I hope the fights tonight are good you never know.

At least I'll be able to watch the Bills on sunday. I think it could be a very good game vs. the cardinals. I think it is a big test for the Bills. Yes I am happy and surprised they haven't lost a game yet, but they also haven't played anyone in the AFC East yet so we shall see what happens when they do. I also wonder what the 1PM game will be. Both things on CBS (rat bastards along with time warner, who I think should give people money back on there bills based on how long CBS is off of cable for) I'll be watching on my small TV in my bed room. Even though it is smaller the set up puts me closers to the TV so sometimes the picture seems bigger, well not bigger but I can see it better. On a side note I wonder if Tina Fey will be on SNL doing a debate Sketch tonight that would be pretty cool.

10/03/2008 20:04 #45922

Arhhh Time Warner and CBS
Category: tv

What to do, who is really the greedy company, will they really work something out?????? ARGGGGGGGGGGGh the entire thing makes me crazy. Should I cancel cable and get a dish so I can Watch Football. But I like my indemand stuff. Are both side greedy? I'm not an expert but I think if Cable had the al le carte system this wouldn't be a problem. If CBS wanted more money then it would cost more money to have it as a station. Well I guess some time tonight I have to call them. Oh yeah they give us some college sports station that I don't care about and an HBO I allready have. I think both sides should have thought about the viewers and the NFL 1st. But who knows maybe they will work something out. Hey if there is no game then do we get two Fox games instead of One? I wonder if MMA can we watched live online? I want to fucking scream, I need my AFC Football games.

metalpeter - 10/04/08 11:52
(e:mrmike) I'm glad for you that you don't work for cable anymore. I hope they settle the problem soon. What up sets me is that it seems like they don't care about the viewer at all. I wonder what the NFL"s view on this would become if they didn't fix the problem. Granted I don't think they would lose much money since most fans would find a way to watch the games any ways, and they won't lose much ad money. But time Warner has had problems with the two networks who carry the NFL.

(e:Paul) Rabbit ears being free at time warner is nice and all or I guess If you buy them they will pay you back or give your bill credit. But see I got cable so that I would get a good strong pretty picture and I think I shouldn't have to use them because two companies can't play nice.

UPDATE: Yes at work I'm a hard worker and A Man but often at hope I'm a lazy pussy so my place was a mess. If it wasn't I think I would have just given up and called Direct TV and got the NFL Package. But I remembered something that My little tv Has Rabbit ears and I set it up and I can get 4 and 29 and that seems about it and that seems like it is enough I even have a little switch in the back that goes from antenna to cable. So tonight I'll watch MMA and then sunday the Bills and if there is a 1pm game that also. I forgot how fun rabbit ears are and then once you find the station you have to tune it also. I wish my TV picked up the stations from Canada that would be nice. Now to go get food for the game.

paul - 10/03/08 23:11
it's free with an antenae

mrmike - 10/03/08 20:44
The way this works, both sides are pretty greedy and have a valid point, but neither wants to be the first to budge. This is exactly the same thing that happened the year before last with Fox. The agreement between Time Warner and Ch.4's parent company expired. Ch 4 gets valued exposure via Time Warner's system. Time Warner gets valued programming. TW argues that they shouldn't have to pay more since it is an over the air signal. Lin Broadcasting argues that since they are helping Time Warner make money, they should "get some." They need each other badly. It wouldn't suprise me to see this settled before kickoff on Sunday. Oh, yeah, neither gives a rat's ass about us poor viewers. But it's days like today that make me doubly glad I don't work in cable anymore.