James's Journal

04/25/2008 15:58 #44140

Allentown Athletix: Part the Third
Category: gym

Aloha children,

I have a meeting with Bill Mahr from Allentown Althetix tomorrow. We will be going over our options, so I will have ideas about costs and stipulations and what not. So I will fill you folks in on the details tomorrow sometime.

He wants a list of names of people interested. They don't do high pressure sales like Buffalo Athletic Club so he wouldn't use any info to leave voice messages begging you to take a tour.

Here are my beloved (e:peeps) so far:

Paul
Terry
Imk
Mike
Libertad
Libertad's mystery friend
Chico
Felly
Mr.Fing
Lauren

if you are not on this list, your coolness is slightly diminished.

-James

edit* You are all still members of the cool kids club. Each and everyone of you whether your name is on this list of not.

I love you all.

lauren - 04/26/08 10:36
Excuse me James but I think that you are insinuating that I am uncool and I don't appreciate it. Especially considering that Felly's name is there, which necessarily implies that my name should also be there, cause that's how we roll.
AKA: can I be part of the cool kids club? Please please can I??

fing - 04/25/08 23:17
I would like to know the details. I am a Gold's Gym member but if the price is right I might switch.....Thanks!

tinypliny - 04/25/08 19:45
I admit, I am totally uncool. The very thought of exercising makes me want to shrink away and sleep! Yeah, talk about being the epitome of barrel-scraping uncoolness.

04/24/2008 19:21 #44130

Allentown Athletic part the second
Category: gym

Howdy,

I just heard back from someone at Allentown Athletix. They would be willing to do a group rate if we commit to a year long membership. He would like to schedule a meeting. So, I am looking to get a more accurate head count. If you responded in my last journal, bug your boy friends/girl friends/life chums/what ever the heck you have so I can give him a more definite number. The meeting wouldn't be until next week sometime, but get back to me.

People who have expressed interest:

Paul
Felly
Imk
Mike
Chico
Terry
Libertad
Libertad's mystery non-blogging friend

Let me know kids

james - 04/25/08 15:46
marvelous! I will add her to the list

libertad - 04/25/08 15:31
I have a friend that might want to join in too, but she isn't the type to blog, so I don't think she would join estrip.

james - 04/25/08 15:24
Don't worry about it Dave. It is a filthy world we live in. ^_^

Terry: AWESOME!

terry - 04/25/08 10:31
I am officially down with putting my name on the list for group membership info.

libertad - 04/24/08 21:12
Sorry about my last comment. Didn't think of how you are trying to get people to join and I guess it did seem like I could be implying that there was shit smeared in the lockers at Allentown, but yes I was referring to Buff State.

james - 04/24/08 20:21
ya, I know cost might be a factor for a number of people. That is why I want to drop a large bundle of people on their lap.

And just in case anyone didn't get that "shit smeared on the locker doors" line, the men's locker room at Buff State are pretty filthy. The facility director assured me that it was "chew", which they only ever cleaned a portion of.

But Mike, I will see if I can make an exception for you.

mike - 04/24/08 20:16
if there is nothing smeared on the locker room doors, than I am not in!

libertad - 04/24/08 19:53
I didn't see the first part. Guess I'm having a hard time keeping up lately. I would be interested but definitely based on cost. Buff state has real cheep membership for alumni, but their hours are not great for me. I like Allentown's 3 months for $99 deal, but that is one time only. Actually I would love to due that during the summer/spring/early fall season every year and do Buff State the rest of the year. If you could bring that up to him that would be awesome. So can you also make sure there is no shit smeared on the locker doors? That would be great.

04/23/2008 14:37 #44115

I have an awesome Estrip idea
Category: gym

Howdy,

I know (e:Paul) and (e:libertad) have expressed interest in Allentown Athletix. This August I am going to be getting a membership there no matter what. But what about group membership?

If enough people are interested in going there I would approach them and talk about getting a group rate. If this sounds good to you post a comment.

It will be glorious.

fellyconnelly - 04/23/08 22:15
i would totaly do it until i was all lazy.

imk2 - 04/23/08 18:15
me too

paul - 04/23/08 17:56
That comment before (e:mike)'s was mine, I fixed it now.

mike - 04/23/08 17:20
i would totally do it prolly which i guess means not totally but really prolly

paul - 04/23/08 16:23
I might consider as well, assuming I am not dead by then. I bet terry and matt might too. The other option is we go home gym once Dave is gone next month. Let me talk to them.

chico - 04/23/08 15:27
i'm signed up with the BAC through December, but would consider switching if i could get into allentown athletix at a discount, so consider me interested

04/22/2008 16:22 #44102

PA fun + Crack Whore

Hi,

As it turns out Clinton will nuke Iran into oblivion if they nuke Israel first. Of course, Israel has a shit load of nukes on subs so that if they are wiped off the map they can still nuke the rest of the universe. So, they really don't need our help to turn one smoldering crater into two. I am just glad she didn't go off the deep end like I thought.

Poll junkies have been making predictions about how tonights contest will end up. I am pleased to see the consensus to be consistently around 8 points for Hillary: four points closer than I thought it would be. There are even a few people who think tonight could be a major upset with a win for Obama. Seriously, I will dance in the street if he wins.

But I am still not convinced he will win by ten. One pollster said that polls are a "blunt instrument" and not the fine, sharp ones needed to get a real accurate picture. This is an extraordinary primary. With 300,000 new registered voters and unprecedented participation the only consistency between polls is a professed uncertainty in their methodology.

But enough of politics! Let's go to a blog where, from the comfort of his home, the writer sees two guys smoke crack and have sex in an ally! So horrid is it one commenter wrote "Jesus, I can almost smell that guy's cock."

fellyconnelly - 04/23/08 07:27
oh my god is that bobby brown?

imk2 - 04/23/08 05:22
i think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

james - 04/22/08 23:23
Mike: I saw it linked here :::link:::

mike - 04/22/08 20:37
i was just thinking, what were you searching for to find that ?

metalpeter - 04/22/08 20:24
I'm not saying I could really do it. But there is something that does sound kinda fun about having sex with some really hot (assuming no beer glasses on) lady in an ally. It is kinda like that wonderful animalistic wild hot hard fucking sex. Again there is something about the fact that people would watch and find it hot, not gross on nasty shit we where doing. I mean the thought, I don't know as I could ever really do it. But to be on the web in a post not so sure that would be hot. I still find it odd that the people who seemed to right it as bash kept watching and didn't say it bothered them, so i wonder if they where into it, they where at least amused .

james - 04/22/08 20:12
Peter: I think it is always wise to not bang anyone in an ally, lest the same fate befall you as did the two people in that blog.

Mike: It is in the blog linked. You are not crazy, but the people in it are.

megan - 04/22/08 20:11
wow i can't believe that i read the whole thing...

mike - 04/22/08 20:00
i see nothing abouit a diaper in this post? am i crazy?

metalpeter - 04/22/08 19:23
As crazy as that sounds what if it was Non Gay sex, what if a women gave up her ass for crack. There is a sex for drugs trade. I heard of some lets say associates who gave a girl crack or some other heavy drug and in exchange she sucked one guy off then the next one went back to where she was and then I heard when she was done the 1st guy fucked her but not sure if that happened But drugs for sex does happen. Yeah the diaper thing is kinda weird but lets say you are homeless isn't that better then say shitting your pants. The fact that it was in an ally is kinda odd, ok no it isn't. If I was at a concert and some hot sexy lady wanted me to bang her but she wanted it be quick and go back inside I would do it in an ally but not in broad day light. But again if one of them is homeless then that isn't much of a stretch. Remember though this is a city where the Mayor got busted smoking crack and then got relected after that. I just want to add this that if anyone thinks this is really messed up and it kinda is, then answer me this. If this is so fucked up then what about the sick fucks who not only watched it all but had the time to get the camera and take pictures of it. If you notice they never say the winced or puked or stopped watching, so maybe they where kinda into it a little bit.

james - 04/22/08 19:03
Tiburon: the diaper is irrelevant. Putting anything in a crack whores ass trumps everything else. Though it is an additional amusing element.

Paul: I love you.

paul - 04/22/08 18:16
If only they had Byron Brown for mayor, the spy cameras would have totally prevented that.

tiburon1724 - 04/22/08 17:26
lol that's disgusting! a diaper!? then he fingers his ass? oh my god to be the guy living there who came home later haha

04/22/2008 00:17 #44094

Has Hillary Clinton Gone Bat Shit Insane
Category: politics

WTF?

"I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran," Clinton said. "In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them."

That is from a Good Morning America interview set to air this morning.

I hope that was just taken out of context, because that is absolutely insane. Like, i am scared she is even a senator, insane. Back up our ally Israel if they are attacked, fine. I am going to attack you when I am president, padded room insane.

I really hope in context she meant the former.

jim - 04/22/08 11:39
NUKE THEM FROM ORBIT IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

joshua - 04/22/08 10:21
Given the media climate I'm almost positive that was taken out of context. Clintons are too savvy for something that obviously reckless.

fellyconnelly - 04/22/08 08:31
if such a statement is not out of context, then HRC just grew the biggest set of cajones that has come out of this presidential race.