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02/28/2008 02:05 #43490

get out the car BITCH!
So people down here can't drive for shit! straight up can't drive. people cut each other off whenever, turn signals just don't exist at all for some reason. they drive infront of the streetcar as if their car would bounce right off it unharmed. Just stupid shit. Yesterday a car cuts off another car and i guess the asshole driver said something rude to the person he cut off, and the other car was not having it. He kept beeping and beeping his horn and tailing the other til they both pulled over and the victim gets out and walks up to the asshole driver saying. "Get out the car bitch, you dissrespecting my wife? Get your bitch-ass out the car. Get the fuck out the car I will beat yo ass Bitch!" the other person did not get out at all or even roll down the window. he just watched the big angry black man scream at him. The man continued to call the man all kinds of Bitches. ii was pretty sure somone was about to start shooting until the asshole driver eventually peeled off. Thats stuff you watch from a distance!!
lauren - 02/28/08 13:40
"all kinds of bitches"!!!! hahaha this is hilarious!
hope you are having a good time, despite the asshole drivers :)
james - 02/28/08 11:14
Out of all the places in the country I have had the pleasure to drive. Buffalo drivers are the best. They drive fast and they drive politely.

South of the Mason-Dixon? Man, I knew it was bad but not as bad as this. That is some crazy shit.

02/25/2008 20:35 #43461

counrty bumpkin
aight then, well i've been down souf now and let me just say it is something else down here. i'm working at this seafood place called Landry's with my brother. I can't eat about 80 percent of the food but its a cool place. Lots of sibling arguing going on. Mostly my brother and sister because their ego's are bigger than shirleys ass. i haven't had any slap and tickle yet, but i guess it will come with time and better believe i will post about it. the WEATHER here is absolutely wonderful i can't get enough of it like whoa. i'm sure by summer time I will be singing a whole different tune, so my sister and i have already planned to be back upstate New York for a month or so come summer time. yo im sure you all know this already, but these mofo's don't close for shit. the bars stay open and where there isn't a bar there are stores and just about every single one of them sell alcohol. full service. i actually haven't been drunk a lot if you can believe it or not. Just about two nights. trying to keep a clear head, and keep my brother on track. Well thats about it so far i have lots of SHOPPING to do tomorrow, It's all about fashion darling. P.R. P.R. sweetie darling. Love youBuffalo and miss you. Except the ice and snow. That can go to hell. and melt. Tata all.
metalpeter - 02/26/08 17:57
Glad things sound like they are going well. I have never been to what people would call "the real south". I've been to Florida and North Carolina that I can remember. I one thing I saw in NC that I thought was pretty nuts is a place called Brew Threw" It is what it sounds like You drive your car through what looks like a garage or maybe a car wash but you can buy food and beer not sure about Hard Alcohol right from your car and never get out, sounds like a great way to get a DWI. So I can't even Imagine the south and the country. I wish you luck with both enjoying and dealing with the family.
james - 02/25/08 21:38
As estrip ambassador to New Orleans you are required to get drunk more often.

Just so you know.
jenks - 02/25/08 21:10
wait you moved again?
jim - 02/25/08 20:44
Sounds like you're doing well :)

11/24/2007 21:45 #42275

grazin in the grass
"I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it, we can can dig it, they can dig it, you can can dig it. All lets dig it, can you dig it BABY?!" My absolute fav song lyrics.

11/15/2007 13:03 #42141

Judge not
Ok here it goes. Now mind you all I am adamant about condoms, and using protection. NO SEX is ever worth an S.T.D.'s Carry them with you....seriously.

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Two of those were girls. Hee hee.

And I Never took a shot in the mouth (yuck!). Sorry. Maybe thats why I don't have a Boyfriend. Hmm?
imk2 - 11/24/07 22:28
never? omg! you might as well be a virgin.
mike - 11/15/07 13:35
i don't believe you for a second slut! haha j/k

11/08/2007 10:08 #42042

Lumpy Sidewalks
K um something Im going to have to back into the habit of doing is, walking on these lumpy ass sidewalks here. Im a big walker and love to pound pavement. i must do something to keep this slender, toned exterior of mine. But I think my body is getting more beat up by this concrete than anything. Being clumsy by nature dosent help, but when im walking and only with friends for some reason im constantly tripping because of the un even walk ways here. Last night it got the best of me, when i was walking near shoreline i tripped again and fell ALL THE WAY DOWN. Face first!!! My cousin laughed of course but it really hurt. And then someone pulled over in their car to make sure i was okay as well as the three people who I didn't see walking 15 feet behind us. Yes everyone saw me wipe out :( How can i do my runway walk if its Lumpy and jumping up attacking my feet causing me to trip. Now that its morning and i've been out and about for two hours already; my right hip hurts and so does my knee. Boooo. I can't ruin this body!! This is my money maker how am I to hit the corners of this street if im limping? Not sexy. i don't think im seriously injured though. I just hope these lumpy sidewalks give me a break and not attack for about four weeks or so. Let me heal.
jenks - 11/08/07 17:42
that reminds me of the lumpy uneven floor at the pink, which I think is an evil trick to play on drunk people.

And- was that you who honked at me yesterday?
james - 11/08/07 11:28
Buffalo sidewalks are just like a ship deck. You need to get your sea legs and then you can walk over the chasms and peaks of our B-lo sidewalk.
leetee - 11/08/07 10:30
Oh, if you were on America's Next Top Model, Tyra would tell you to work through it, there are going to be uneven runways, girlfriend.

But i am so with you. Buffalo has bad sidewalks. And i have taken a few tumbles in my time here! Ha ha ha... not sure if that would make you feel better though.