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11/06/2007 19:12 #42011

Up for some Slap and Tickle?
Since you all brought up sex, i mean I wasn't going to mention it but.... From August 20th til I moved home For someone reason I was a Sex Pot. I mean It was just coming from everywhere child. I even had to beat two people off so i didn't feel like such a ho. The sad part is the entire two years i was away I only had one sexual experience until then and it was BAD. So bad in fact that i stopped it and went home. August 20th I met this Ecuadorian named Mario. He lived at the top of central park (110th street) and I was conveniently located at 107th street and central park west.
I met him on the subway, and I know that sounds sleazy, but i figured that was better than meeting someone at a bar Drunk when your judgments impaired....right? Anywho I was sober and we kept looking at each other and it was making my stomach funny. He dosent drink but he smokes, and I went home with him. why not? He a jewelry designer. Ooh la la. What was weird with im was that he always tried to do it with out a condom!!! Whats that shit about? I mean really WTF?? SO after being with for about two weeks I had to leave him alone. He was scaring me Not even a week later I was hanging around with a girlfriend of mine i've been working with for about a year and WE were drunk and for some reason we were making out. She's hot so thats ok in gayland. So she's says to me we can't tell jonsey. Who is here boyfriend who I have also fooled around with numerous times. I said fine because i thought she was referring to the make out session. SO she gets up immediately goes to the dresser and pulls out a latex. OH!!! i didn't know she had that in mind. She puts it on me and sits right on it. It was ok I don't want to talk about too much so I don't offend any females on the site. But lets just say Im glad Im gay. All due respect:).
Then about 10 days later I met another young man, who was a really big sweetheart!!!! I met him walking down 50th and Broadway. One of those you pass each other and turn around because you caught each others eye. We had dinner that night and then some Slap and Tickle later that night. And whoa COKE CAN PECKER!!! seriously i don't know how stuff like this happens. It;'s like someone took their lips and blew air into his urethra. This Dude couldn't get enough and I actually saw him for about 4 weeks..ish. All he wanted to do was have sex all the time three to for times an evening. And that bothers me. Contrary to popular belief there is such a thing called Too much sex. He would send me texts like "hey I have some time off this evening if you want to stop by for a 30 min QUICKIE" WHAT?!?! He would be dead-ass too. And would send shit like this frequently. Too much sex, too big-a-dick, not enough conversation I had to scratch him off. And he was a fashion designer who has clothes sent to him from all over the world and he gave tours to deaf people at the MET. Oh well. It's not like I EVER had the best of luck in anyone I almost dated before so im not sad by any means about it. Just a little confused as to why do I always attract the wierdos???? is it because im a weirdo???? And believe me I am on no hunt to find someone and really don't expect this luck to change. hee hee
james - 11/07/07 15:09
coke-can dicks are frightening

beer-keg dicks make you believe in god though!

Welcome back.
imk2 - 11/07/07 00:08
ah...it's so nice to have you back.

11/01/2007 16:51 #41923

A-yo A-yo B-LO
Back to live in the B-Lo i be. After almost two years of New York City life, le me just be the one to say its soooo over Rated. Its first of all just negative toxics floating in the air that makes everyone grumpy there is awful. Too crowded, and a little too ugly for my taste. Mow don't get me wrong I don't completely detest it, I mean I had ALOT of fun there that I would remember forever. But I think that the people with true happy spirits shouldn't move there. It will suck it all out and put car fumes there. So I guess i have a Love Hate relationship, so im sure i will be back frequently to visit when ever I have three days off in a row. Alot of my life still lingers that I can't just neglect those times. So now im seeing friendly people walking down the street and saying hello to you as they walk by. For no reason. I love that and missed that about Buffalo, Which is the second biggest city in New York state next N.Y.C.My family troubles also had a lot to do with my move home. it's good to be near family.......sometimes :). I also want to mention how AWESOME EVERYONE was at the Halloween party this past Saturday. Although a lot of you guys didn't recognize my name from the site since I haven't posted in a fucking year (bad T.K., bad puppy). It was still good to match (e:names) to faces. I got my old job back in buffalo Panos restaurants so come on down and holla at a Negro! It feels good to be back. Peace and love guys.- TK
james - 11/05/07 15:51
NYC is a fine city. But it has to be the most hyped place on earth. Buffalo, however, is a fine city and such a bad image (well deserved in several respects though). Anyway, welcome back.
metalpeter - 11/02/07 15:58
Well I knew from what you told me that there where things about NYC you didn't like and that you would be back here but I just assumed you meant to visit. I wish you the best of luck and happiness in Buffalo. I'm not sure what else to say other then if Buffalo is where you are happiest than that is where you should be.
libertad - 11/01/07 20:01
God. I guess I could go to Pano's again just once, but I'm going to be cheap! Welcome back. Take a big breath of the beautiful fall air.
jenks - 11/01/07 18:38
Hey... it was good to finally meet you- and I live right around the corner from panos, so I'm sure I'll be by. :)
mike - 11/01/07 18:15
you already moved back! That was fast! Welcome Back!

07/27/2007 18:16 #40269

"hey there delilah.....
what's it like in New York City?" Although this crazy city is packed with 8 million people, not including house guest and tourist (damn tourist). This place can get awful lonely. The people here are sooo selfish, and back stabbing,and whores. Even people who you think are your friends turn their backs on you in a split second. It's not all bad, I mean I still have my few friends here who seem to be genuine. It's a lot different. i need a vacation can't wait to be away. People here also have no shame in saying things to you while you're walking down the street.Last night for example I was stopped by two guys trying to 'holla" and get me to talk to them uh no thank you. a few days ago while I was walking in the park there was a girl who did the whole 'psst' thing to me. I didn't know that was still in style. Girls have been more forward to me actually saying things like "yeah bitch get it, get it", "hey baby come over here....where you goin?". No exaggeration. It still has it's ups and downs, and I'm just trying to stay afloat. Wish me luck, and I'll see you all soon. Love-TK
tinypliny - 07/27/07 23:47
Was this in central park?

07/18/2007 23:00 #40160

black like me?
Never, ever, ever have i had my nationality questioned more than when i moved to NY. Atleast once a week someone would ask if Im Indian, and not native american indian, which i am partially. Bodega store clerks, the police, my co-workers and people who i thought were my friends tend to think I am from the middle east and there is no convincing them otherwise. I guess it's not that bad but I just thought I looked black and black. I walked off Dave and Busters and will no longer work there. Fuck that juob!!! I am starting at a three story bowling alley/club in union square soon so thats coo. And thats all thats new...i think. "baby all i want is to let it go, aint no worry, no we can dance all night. get me bodied!! that means come closer to me, while we grind to the beat and yo bodaaee!"
metalpeter - 07/20/07 18:58
That is interesting. If it is people who only see your outside apearance I don't get it at all. If it is people who talk to you and see how you move and talk or any combo and you don't fit there sterotype of blacks in NYC then I could maybe see how someone could. The only other thing that I can think of is maybe the area where you work there aren't any blacks so they assume you are something else. I admit I don't get it but I'm also not from NYC.
terry - 07/19/07 09:33
huh, and i always thought you were mexica...

so, hurray for new job! those bastardos at D&B can kiss my butt.

So you're coming home soon right? Like within say the next month and a half? Everybody misses you.
ladycroft - 07/19/07 02:49
that's interesting. now living in the middle east and having my fill of mixed ethnicities i still wouldn't say you looked indian. i hope the bowling job makes you happy!

06/21/2007 15:54 #39755

true story
i guess you can say you've done it all in New York if you've been to NYC jail. And I have. i was 'locked up" for about 14 hours!!!!For what you might ask: for mutha fuck WEED!!!! and not a lot of it just a joint. Its such a long long story, i was with Mike Weed, he got to go home 9 hours before i was able to. I got my arresting officer in serious trouble, because lucky for me i know my rights, and should have only been detained for maximum 4 hours with that half a joint. Anywho after all the cell lock down and my cell door being stuck closed for ten minuets, the judge threw out my case and i have to attend 1 "canibus abuse" class which is only an hour, and thats it!!!! No record, no probation, and no fine!!!! I LOVE WEED!!! I hope my friends are watching so you think you can dance!!! its really good this year
southernyankee - 06/22/07 16:02
I miss u & need 2 visit u & the city.
...but I don't want to go to jail when I come - = )
Glad that ur okay & on top of the mountain!!!
terry - 06/21/07 22:43
when you comin, jailbird?
fellyconnelly - 06/21/07 19:34
they can only detain you for 4 hours? thats good to know...
bridgette - 06/21/07 16:51
hey there. Im sorry to hear about your troubles. It could always be worse though. You could've been in AZ. I got busted smokin a bowl in my apartment (mind you they didnt find my stash) and got a $750 fine, 24 hours community service, and a year of probation. I love weed too! (i just cant seem to find any schwag these days) but yeah it is good that you know your rights, otherwise you'd have gotten shit on a lot harder. SMOKE ON SMOKER!!!!!