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04/18/2007 22:24 #38950

never sleep
now that i live on this tiny tinty island manhattan things have been a lot more easier now. zipping cab rides home, central park litteraly one block away from my front door, and ofcourse the ladies like it!!! hee hee. my ONLY day off has been today since i moved three weeks ago i am hoping i can squeeze in 6 hours of sleep tonight. That would be killer! I have already hooked up with my "striaght" roomate two days ago (this shit will never end!!!!!! i am missing my friends back home dearly!!! The homos here are sooooo strange that is why i still haven't landed me a bf yet and its been over a year since i lived here. I still have my MIKE WEED but does that really count he's not my boyfriend and frankly not living up to the homo friend status either. Maybe im just asking for too much. Any who i have a house phone now so my friends at home should be expecting a TELE-phone call from me soon. i need to get back to drinking now my beer is getting warm. I love you all and miss you dearly!!!

03/16/2007 14:03 #38488

new shit old shit
sooooo i am moving on the the tiny island of Manhattan now yaaaaay! I am gonna wake up every morning to the fresh smell of car exhaust, and subtle horse shit. There are some advantages to living on this over crowed strip o land is how fast i will get home now. What once took me 35 mins express to get to work will now take me 15 20 or so. and believe me that matters. $10 cab ride home dosent hurteither. I am moving in with a bartender I work with and a cocktail waiter. I also got a new phone again (surprise!). This time its one o those expensive ones called a blackberry through sprint. Im getting it turned on within the next days or so. Hopefully i will hold on to it, it did come with one of those belt clips but i don't know about that i should attatch it to my balls or something. Gay boy blues o course i have no luck with them still, I still have my good riend mr. weed (micheal) whose more than enough of a handful right now, if this is what haveing a "boyfriend" i clock out dude. I mean he is not even my man but damn betweens the constant phone calls, all the "i love yous", and baby talk, ick. But i love it ofcourse. HAPPY BIRFDAY MATT!!!!! i know yo party gone kick ass and stay thin baby keep repin 4 the skinny boys! Oh I met P Diddy and seerna williams a couple weeks ago. P Diddy held a little party for his son at my job and right when i was goning to get off work my manager asked me to stay and work a party and it was rumored it was Diddy. Now I am not a big fan of him at all but you know why not. Turns out he's laid back, undemanding, and his kids were well behaved (THANK GOD!!!) Anyway I didn't really serve him food they ate off the buffet i just chilled. He handed me me a $100 when he left for three hours of work...not bad. I went to the closing night of one of NYC's biggest gay clubs last week, I left that bitch at 7 a.m. with micheal of course. and the club was still packed wall to wall with homos. had to been at least 4000 sissys in there, and a few girls. Never doin that shit again! Anywho gotta watch some more T.V. before you know get some down time in before i have to dive in to the pit tonight. bye bye loves I miss you all! -TK p.s. did i mention i hoooked up with another fuckin straight guy two nights ago? (old shit)
metalpeter - 03/16/07 17:46
I will admit i don't understand what it means to hook up with a stright boy. My guess is that, it means that they identify as stright so there are some sex acts they will do and some they won't, or they will have sex but arn't into guys. But it sounds like you have your hands full and are verry busy. I wish you luck with the "boyfriend".
mike - 03/16/07 14:45
i love p diddy! I am quite jealous!
jason - 03/16/07 14:20
Hooked up with a straight guy? That doesn't make any sense to me!

02/25/2007 20:46 #38280

dreams can come
random. seriously i mean from having oscar awards predictions, to hanging out with marilyn monroe and JFK at house parties, being at anna nicole sniths funeral just weird don't youthink????

02/23/2007 02:32 #38252

i want to touch you...
your just, made for love! ok so i hate a lot more things now just to start: wind, NYPD (again)these bastards wont leave me alone. kids. tourists, another homosexual boy, subway system late nights. and the crying white boys on the radio who call it singing. New York will turn has turned my small brittle heart even colder the past fewmonths. but i still dig it HHHEEEEEYYY!!! So since i own a laptop top computer i guess i should put it to use. its been dusty the last few months. It still can't use these things for some reason. big ups to Queefa and all the homies in the B-LO love yall bug time! p.s. so i heard that Hillary Clinton just blew it big time!!!!
libertad - 02/23/07 22:29
what did she do?

12/17/2006 01:41 #22476

pu pu platter
mixed messages from Mr.weed but who knows.......why are gay guys soooo complicated, and needy. you know although my dear friend (e:terry) loathe the police, i never shared feeling with him. That was until i was stopped by not one, not two, not three, not even fuckin four but SIX mutha fuckin cops stopped my skinny but nice ass in the middle of the street in Brooklyn at 9:30 a.m. I mean a bitch is just on his way to work sunday morning off of three hours of drunken sleep and i get six cops up my ass. not literally, but they did go through my pockets and my back pack, ran my I.D. (which i just got back yaaaaay!). They made me later to work and didn't like the fact that i wwas mouthing off at them, cause i know my rights. They did take my bat (smokin weed device in the shape of a bat). which i didn't care really there a dime a dozen. they said they did it because they heard of suspicous activity in the fuckin neighborhood. whatever i don't what about my sexy slim exterior, or my natural sway of hips when i walk, that says threghtning blackman. maybe thats just me. so i say with all my heart FUCK THE POLICE!!!!! (eat snacky smores)
iriesara - 12/18/06 14:14
I got shook down in September. My friend was dropping me off for lunch (on break from work), & I totally got shook down while I was holding. Totally sucked. They got away with my stash. Turns out one of the cops is long-term friends with one of the owners here at work...lovely. Although as soon as he told me who, I knew it was no problem, cause the guy's a total partier. Bastards! Hope they enjoyed my stash.
metalpeter - 12/17/06 10:36
I know no one hear will belive something simalur happened to me. I guess I looked like some guy who ran out of Latina's (not sure what store it was then) with a huge knife. It wasn't fun but I wasn't him so after I emmptied all my pockets they let me go, but at least it was only one car and like two cops.
libertad - 12/17/06 09:10
Something similar happened to me several years ago in Buffalo. It was scary and I felt as if I had no rights at all. They said that I matched the description of a drug smuggler from NYC bringing in coke via the greyhound. They had the drug sniffing dogs give me a smell down and also confiscated an embarrassingly small amount of contraband. Since I missed the train home, the police captain ordered a peon to give me a ride to my house after realizing they were dumbasses. The peon was very pissed that he had to take me home and drove like a maniac.

Cheers to being violated!