I am here in the b-lo already having goodtimes. MOST boys suck ass, and for all of you make sure to come and seee terry and mike on their birthday saturday night at they new hizzie. peace love and bacon bits.
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08/23/2006 22:36 #22472
aaaeeeeeooyyy08/09/2006 00:33 #22471
new city same bullshite.aint this a bitch! A mutha fuckas turnin 23 and is still not getting any ass. I mean damn; I was close real close but he fucked it up! So now it's back to the drawing board. The ladies love me though; oh yes these hoes stay throwing the tounge at me. I mean really? Honey theres a reason they call us HOMOsexuals. Stop trying to recruit, you all have enough straight boys. And since we on the subject of "straight" boys, my luck really hasn't changed with them either. I'm still hearing the same ol' lines: "I'm not gay but you are one sexy man", or the classic "i'f i was gay I would totally date you". Seriously people........I mean really it's depressing. This is for my fellow african americans who are on this site (3 of you) please tell yo cousins to stop going out in public and act like you have no home training. Just make life easier for all the white people out there who are already intimidated by you. TIP your server please, and please I beg of you when you are out to eat please keep the volume down to about a 6 you all are at about a 18? thanks (P.S.A.). I lost my cellphone on friday night while iwas in the middle of being molested by this chick, who I had to leave in the middle of SOHO. She just wouldn't stop. I really hope everyone is having a great summer and is staying hydrated, I'll see you cats soon. Real soon. NO I'm joking. NO wait no I'm not. (eat snacky smores).
robin - 08/09/06 23:52
hey
i'm in Brooklyn.
let's party!
ok, i aint offering you any of my straight girl ass neither. i just know your a fucking nut and i'm getting bored.
hey
i'm in Brooklyn.
let's party!
ok, i aint offering you any of my straight girl ass neither. i just know your a fucking nut and i'm getting bored.
metalpeter - 08/09/06 20:31
Why don't the girls ever molest me, I don't get it. I wish you luck finding someone, I wish I had some advice. That line about if I where gay is preaty funny, but strange at the same time. But that being said I have thought that myself a couple times.
Why don't the girls ever molest me, I don't get it. I wish you luck finding someone, I wish I had some advice. That line about if I where gay is preaty funny, but strange at the same time. But that being said I have thought that myself a couple times.
07/28/2006 16:33 #22470
kiss the boys and make them cry you better keep and eye on your boys and lock 'em up tight.
jason - 07/29/06 12:51
Oh, they're locked up dude! Wassup?
Oh, they're locked up dude! Wassup?
07/07/2006 22:03 #22469
takin it easy.I'm gettin a new phone and a new ohne number FINALLY!!!! I hope everyone had a happy fourth!!! oh I need to mention that I haven't had a SINGLE satisfying sexual episode in a fuckin YEAR!!!! The good new is that I am close to breaking it luckily. I think i'm "taking it slow" with this fella. Although he did have a hold of my penis one night at this bar. Over the pants grabage though, not to be too tacky. My roomates are buying a house and want me to come with them. My basement apt might have a BAR!!!! Anywho catch ya'll soon on the upstate side!!! BIG UPS TO QUEEFA!!!!
hodown - 07/14/06 11:21
TK text me your new number again i lost it!!
TK text me your new number again i lost it!!
07/04/2006 05:34 #22468
leave your 7 behind!!!at least I'll have a story to tell. CHAKA CHAKA!!!!! watch her on the bet awards. LORD IM CUMMIN HOME!!!! Thats a cool prince song. 7 55 hours I can't wait. I wanna do it with, INDEPENDENCE!!!! flirty flirty!!!
TK, sorry, I deleted your message before realizing I don' thave your phone number. Hope to see you soon!