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08/09/2006 00:33 #22471

new city same bullshite.
aint this a bitch! A mutha fuckas turnin 23 and is still not getting any ass. I mean damn; I was close real close but he fucked it up! So now it's back to the drawing board. The ladies love me though; oh yes these hoes stay throwing the tounge at me. I mean really? Honey theres a reason they call us HOMOsexuals. Stop trying to recruit, you all have enough straight boys. And since we on the subject of "straight" boys, my luck really hasn't changed with them either. I'm still hearing the same ol' lines: "I'm not gay but you are one sexy man", or the classic "i'f i was gay I would totally date you". Seriously people........I mean really it's depressing. This is for my fellow african americans who are on this site (3 of you) please tell yo cousins to stop going out in public and act like you have no home training. Just make life easier for all the white people out there who are already intimidated by you. TIP your server please, and please I beg of you when you are out to eat please keep the volume down to about a 6 you all are at about a 18? thanks (P.S.A.). I lost my cellphone on friday night while iwas in the middle of being molested by this chick, who I had to leave in the middle of SOHO. She just wouldn't stop. I really hope everyone is having a great summer and is staying hydrated, I'll see you cats soon. Real soon. NO I'm joking. NO wait no I'm not. (eat snacky smores).
robin - 08/09/06 23:52
hey

i'm in Brooklyn.
let's party!
ok, i aint offering you any of my straight girl ass neither. i just know your a fucking nut and i'm getting bored.
metalpeter - 08/09/06 20:31
Why don't the girls ever molest me, I don't get it. I wish you luck finding someone, I wish I had some advice. That line about if I where gay is preaty funny, but strange at the same time. But that being said I have thought that myself a couple times.

07/28/2006 16:33 #22470

kiss the boys and make them cry
you better keep and eye on your boys and lock 'em up tight.
jason - 07/29/06 12:51
Oh, they're locked up dude! Wassup?

07/07/2006 22:03 #22469

takin it easy.
I'm gettin a new phone and a new ohne number FINALLY!!!! I hope everyone had a happy fourth!!! oh I need to mention that I haven't had a SINGLE satisfying sexual episode in a fuckin YEAR!!!! The good new is that I am close to breaking it luckily. I think i'm "taking it slow" with this fella. Although he did have a hold of my penis one night at this bar. Over the pants grabage though, not to be too tacky. My roomates are buying a house and want me to come with them. My basement apt might have a BAR!!!! Anywho catch ya'll soon on the upstate side!!! BIG UPS TO QUEEFA!!!!
hodown - 07/14/06 11:21
TK text me your new number again i lost it!!

07/04/2006 05:34 #22468

leave your 7 behind!!!
at least I'll have a story to tell. CHAKA CHAKA!!!!! watch her on the bet awards. LORD IM CUMMIN HOME!!!! Thats a cool prince song. 7 55 hours I can't wait. I wanna do it with, INDEPENDENCE!!!! flirty flirty!!!
boxerboi - 07/04/06 13:18
Do you ever sleep?! I mean seriously, tell me your secret!
terry - 07/04/06 12:20
So maybe yous wanna like translate that shit and juz tell a muthafucka when yous be here. A-ight? Fer real doh.

06/22/2006 15:43 #22467

yeah baby
getting shit stolen from a bar, to roof hopping in queens while watching the most beautiful night view of the city, hanging out and drinking with complete strangers, and possibly another boy. Can I just say DAMN!!! Getting stuck underground for over an hour, getting a promotion at my job, I love this CITY!!! Things are going very good round here, I crazy miss my buffalonians like crazy. And can you believe I have run into more of them in this city??? My friend colin just moved here so thats exciting, we get to hangout all the time. My roomates are buying a house in queens and they want me to move with them where I would have my own basement apt, including a full bath, possibly a kitchen ( i don't cook so that dosen't matter) livingroom bedroom furniture from there house in PENN. For $400 a month unless I take care of the baby then it would be less. That kicks ass. I am coming home to visit very soon in july so my friends expect to see me, and loverly times will be had all around!!! Did I mentin the drinking problem I've grown??? Oh yes NY drinks, I have to stay home and not answer my phone if I don't wnat to get hammered. I love the fact I am never bored. anywho bye-bye everyone It's liquid lunch time for me!!!
mrdt - 06/22/06 22:19
Yeah, NY drinks are fuckin expensive but really strong. After a couple I'm feelin it.