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06/21/2007 15:54 #39755

true story
i guess you can say you've done it all in New York if you've been to NYC jail. And I have. i was 'locked up" for about 14 hours!!!!For what you might ask: for mutha fuck WEED!!!! and not a lot of it just a joint. Its such a long long story, i was with Mike Weed, he got to go home 9 hours before i was able to. I got my arresting officer in serious trouble, because lucky for me i know my rights, and should have only been detained for maximum 4 hours with that half a joint. Anywho after all the cell lock down and my cell door being stuck closed for ten minuets, the judge threw out my case and i have to attend 1 "canibus abuse" class which is only an hour, and thats it!!!! No record, no probation, and no fine!!!! I LOVE WEED!!! I hope my friends are watching so you think you can dance!!! its really good this year
southernyankee - 06/22/07 16:02
I miss u & need 2 visit u & the city.
...but I don't want to go to jail when I come - = )
Glad that ur okay & on top of the mountain!!!
terry - 06/21/07 22:43
when you comin, jailbird?
fellyconnelly - 06/21/07 19:34
they can only detain you for 4 hours? thats good to know...
bridgette - 06/21/07 16:51
hey there. Im sorry to hear about your troubles. It could always be worse though. You could've been in AZ. I got busted smokin a bowl in my apartment (mind you they didnt find my stash) and got a $750 fine, 24 hours community service, and a year of probation. I love weed too! (i just cant seem to find any schwag these days) but yeah it is good that you know your rights, otherwise you'd have gotten shit on a lot harder. SMOKE ON SMOKER!!!!!

04/18/2007 22:24 #38950

never sleep
now that i live on this tiny tinty island manhattan things have been a lot more easier now. zipping cab rides home, central park litteraly one block away from my front door, and ofcourse the ladies like it!!! hee hee. my ONLY day off has been today since i moved three weeks ago i am hoping i can squeeze in 6 hours of sleep tonight. That would be killer! I have already hooked up with my "striaght" roomate two days ago (this shit will never end!!!!!! i am missing my friends back home dearly!!! The homos here are sooooo strange that is why i still haven't landed me a bf yet and its been over a year since i lived here. I still have my MIKE WEED but does that really count he's not my boyfriend and frankly not living up to the homo friend status either. Maybe im just asking for too much. Any who i have a house phone now so my friends at home should be expecting a TELE-phone call from me soon. i need to get back to drinking now my beer is getting warm. I love you all and miss you dearly!!!

03/16/2007 14:03 #38488

new shit old shit
sooooo i am moving on the the tiny island of Manhattan now yaaaaay! I am gonna wake up every morning to the fresh smell of car exhaust, and subtle horse shit. There are some advantages to living on this over crowed strip o land is how fast i will get home now. What once took me 35 mins express to get to work will now take me 15 20 or so. and believe me that matters. $10 cab ride home dosent hurteither. I am moving in with a bartender I work with and a cocktail waiter. I also got a new phone again (surprise!). This time its one o those expensive ones called a blackberry through sprint. Im getting it turned on within the next days or so. Hopefully i will hold on to it, it did come with one of those belt clips but i don't know about that i should attatch it to my balls or something. Gay boy blues o course i have no luck with them still, I still have my good riend mr. weed (micheal) whose more than enough of a handful right now, if this is what haveing a "boyfriend" i clock out dude. I mean he is not even my man but damn betweens the constant phone calls, all the "i love yous", and baby talk, ick. But i love it ofcourse. HAPPY BIRFDAY MATT!!!!! i know yo party gone kick ass and stay thin baby keep repin 4 the skinny boys! Oh I met P Diddy and seerna williams a couple weeks ago. P Diddy held a little party for his son at my job and right when i was goning to get off work my manager asked me to stay and work a party and it was rumored it was Diddy. Now I am not a big fan of him at all but you know why not. Turns out he's laid back, undemanding, and his kids were well behaved (THANK GOD!!!) Anyway I didn't really serve him food they ate off the buffet i just chilled. He handed me me a $100 when he left for three hours of work...not bad. I went to the closing night of one of NYC's biggest gay clubs last week, I left that bitch at 7 a.m. with micheal of course. and the club was still packed wall to wall with homos. had to been at least 4000 sissys in there, and a few girls. Never doin that shit again! Anywho gotta watch some more T.V. before you know get some down time in before i have to dive in to the pit tonight. bye bye loves I miss you all! -TK p.s. did i mention i hoooked up with another fuckin straight guy two nights ago? (old shit)
metalpeter - 03/16/07 17:46
I will admit i don't understand what it means to hook up with a stright boy. My guess is that, it means that they identify as stright so there are some sex acts they will do and some they won't, or they will have sex but arn't into guys. But it sounds like you have your hands full and are verry busy. I wish you luck with the "boyfriend".
mike - 03/16/07 14:45
i love p diddy! I am quite jealous!
jason - 03/16/07 14:20
Hooked up with a straight guy? That doesn't make any sense to me!

02/25/2007 20:46 #38280

dreams can come
random. seriously i mean from having oscar awards predictions, to hanging out with marilyn monroe and JFK at house parties, being at anna nicole sniths funeral just weird don't youthink????

02/23/2007 02:32 #38252

i want to touch you...
your just, made for love! ok so i hate a lot more things now just to start: wind, NYPD (again)these bastards wont leave me alone. kids. tourists, another homosexual boy, subway system late nights. and the crying white boys on the radio who call it singing. New York will turn has turned my small brittle heart even colder the past fewmonths. but i still dig it HHHEEEEEYYY!!! So since i own a laptop top computer i guess i should put it to use. its been dusty the last few months. It still can't use these things for some reason. big ups to Queefa and all the homies in the B-LO love yall bug time! p.s. so i heard that Hillary Clinton just blew it big time!!!!
libertad - 02/23/07 22:29
what did she do?