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04/20/2008 20:16 #44071

happy happy 420 happy happy
Ok so before I start on how much of a wonderful day this is , um this fuckin computer lost my journal i just written for know reason and im pissed. Anyway, how do all? Ok Straight up this city is something else dude, i mean im walking to work through the french quarter I get hi by beads. I mean rich drunk people on the patio just throwing them out just to do it. So it's not a unlikely thing to get beat by beads if your walking to work , or anywhere really in the french quarter. I mean these bitches party, with parades on thursday then again tomorrow and then the following sunday. And they go all out. i am actually very glad i missed mardi gras this year, It would have been too much for real yo. Geckos and lizards, just walking along trees and apartments, they are small but really cool, they'll just be hangin on my back fence, two at a time usually it's not like and infestation or anything. I hope that how you spell it did just finsha jointsicle. And then on night im sitting out back and theres this big square patch of grass where a in groung pool used to be, and im smokin the good stuf and i look into the little grass and BAM! A fucking toad, threefeet away starin right at my ass. Okay my shoulders hurt because im typing on a laptap and sitting on the bead, because thats terrible for your posture. I must lay down and watch an abundance of recoded direct tv shows i have stacked up all week, Oh happy happy joy joy happy happy!
jenks - 04/21/08 16:06
you're in new orleans?! for good? like living there? Oh, i miss it...
have fun.

oh yeah, and in the med school I saw a poster once about a study they did on eye injuries during mardi gras- people getting hit in the eyes with beads. yowch.
paul - 04/20/08 22:34
Sounds like New Orleans is a fun place for you. I am glad you are happy somewhere now ;)

03/08/2008 20:30 #43588

Golden Shower!
Hokay so My brother got really drunk lastnight at the apt, I was dead sober because I had to workthis morning, and about 4 am I fell asleep on the couch playing video games and i was awaken by splashes of urine. Ad not on the leg area pr feet, but my bare arms and chin were shot. i know this is a little personal but i had to tell to someone. Just like a good friend i know who tends to urinate in strange places :). yeah so does my brother. Aint that a bitch. Never been pissed on before lastnight. Yuck
mike - 03/09/08 13:57
that is ridiculous insanity!
jbeatty - 03/09/08 09:45
Dude! You can blackmail him for life with this.
imk2 - 03/09/08 01:09
are you sure it wasn't bobby brown?
james - 03/08/08 22:18
Your brother gave you a golden shower?

That is two fetishes in one.
paul - 03/08/08 20:33
Oh man, I feel for you.

03/04/2008 23:31 #43558

Bourbon Street
OH MY GOSH! Hokay so...... Man it is MECCA! Along street of bars an outside and Most the bars are free and drink specials out the Whazoo! I went with my sister and my cousin and If i can sum this sum. Beautiful mask! Public drinking, Live bands of all sorts from country, to jazz and funk, an outside street band with tubas an sax's and trumpets and percussin. And the boys were in High school. they were tearin it UP ya'll. i saw my sisters and cousins titties when they flashed this private party and were swamped with beads. My sister and cousins hip hop rap battle. My sister picking up boys from all over, dancing, dancing, dancing! OOOHH YEAH wish yo all could be here.
paul - 03/05/08 09:10
sounds like some crazy fun!

02/28/2008 02:05 #43490

get out the car BITCH!
So people down here can't drive for shit! straight up can't drive. people cut each other off whenever, turn signals just don't exist at all for some reason. they drive infront of the streetcar as if their car would bounce right off it unharmed. Just stupid shit. Yesterday a car cuts off another car and i guess the asshole driver said something rude to the person he cut off, and the other car was not having it. He kept beeping and beeping his horn and tailing the other til they both pulled over and the victim gets out and walks up to the asshole driver saying. "Get out the car bitch, you dissrespecting my wife? Get your bitch-ass out the car. Get the fuck out the car I will beat yo ass Bitch!" the other person did not get out at all or even roll down the window. he just watched the big angry black man scream at him. The man continued to call the man all kinds of Bitches. ii was pretty sure somone was about to start shooting until the asshole driver eventually peeled off. Thats stuff you watch from a distance!!
lauren - 02/28/08 13:40
"all kinds of bitches"!!!! hahaha this is hilarious!
hope you are having a good time, despite the asshole drivers :)
james - 02/28/08 11:14
Out of all the places in the country I have had the pleasure to drive. Buffalo drivers are the best. They drive fast and they drive politely.

South of the Mason-Dixon? Man, I knew it was bad but not as bad as this. That is some crazy shit.

02/25/2008 20:35 #43461

counrty bumpkin
aight then, well i've been down souf now and let me just say it is something else down here. i'm working at this seafood place called Landry's with my brother. I can't eat about 80 percent of the food but its a cool place. Lots of sibling arguing going on. Mostly my brother and sister because their ego's are bigger than shirleys ass. i haven't had any slap and tickle yet, but i guess it will come with time and better believe i will post about it. the WEATHER here is absolutely wonderful i can't get enough of it like whoa. i'm sure by summer time I will be singing a whole different tune, so my sister and i have already planned to be back upstate New York for a month or so come summer time. yo im sure you all know this already, but these mofo's don't close for shit. the bars stay open and where there isn't a bar there are stores and just about every single one of them sell alcohol. full service. i actually haven't been drunk a lot if you can believe it or not. Just about two nights. trying to keep a clear head, and keep my brother on track. Well thats about it so far i have lots of SHOPPING to do tomorrow, It's all about fashion darling. P.R. P.R. sweetie darling. Love youBuffalo and miss you. Except the ice and snow. That can go to hell. and melt. Tata all.
metalpeter - 02/26/08 17:57
Glad things sound like they are going well. I have never been to what people would call "the real south". I've been to Florida and North Carolina that I can remember. I one thing I saw in NC that I thought was pretty nuts is a place called Brew Threw" It is what it sounds like You drive your car through what looks like a garage or maybe a car wash but you can buy food and beer not sure about Hard Alcohol right from your car and never get out, sounds like a great way to get a DWI. So I can't even Imagine the south and the country. I wish you luck with both enjoying and dealing with the family.
james - 02/25/08 21:38
As estrip ambassador to New Orleans you are required to get drunk more often.

Just so you know.
jenks - 02/25/08 21:10
wait you moved again?
jim - 02/25/08 20:44
Sounds like you're doing well :)