Well crap,
I suppose if anyone could take mugging and turn it into a workout the Japanese could.
If they offer classes like this at Allentown Athletix I am so switching!
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02/17/2008 18:32 #43376
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02/15/2008 11:21 #43343
Bat Pussy- This post was stolen almost entirely from Susie Bright's blog.*
I am a lucky man. Porn it is ubiquitous. Go online to look for a car loan and you end up with two buxom babes urging you to click their clits to lower your interest rate. Search for a puttanesca recipe and midget furries gang bang some guy dressed as Spock. But I should say here that quantity and ease of access do not make quality.
The golden age of porn existed in the 1970's. Pubic hair was a little wilder and un-dubbed sound was something of the future with robot maids and flying cars. But, most importantly, it was a world ripe for parody and porn was the Jonathan Swift of the age.
Are you ready for.... Bat Pussy!
Bat Pussy sits in her bat cave. When she senses trouble her labia flutter. In her ratty cape, t-shirt with bat logo, and gym shorts she jumps onto her red ball and bounces off to save the day!
watch. It is safe for work. There is no sex. Just four of the strangest minutes ever captured on film.
What we need to do now as a people is to send a strong message that this most important piece of art needs to be made available on DVD! So I am asking you to please sign this petition. Tell them
The World Needs Bat Pussy!
02/14/2008 15:21 #43328
Amy Winehouse on Never Mind the BuzzcockDespite her New Jersey looks, Amy Winehouse is British and is rightfully HUGE! Before Back in Black was released in the US it was rightfully HUGE in Britain.
Haven't you ever dreamed of seeing her on a BBC comedy quiz show in which she is charmingly trashed, bombed out of her skull, and frickin' hilarious.
As a side point Simon Amstell, the host, is adorable, you just want to pinch his cheeks, tie him up, and keep him in your basement in a giant mason jar. But that might just be me.
Anyway, watch the show. You will be really glad you did.
Haven't you ever dreamed of seeing her on a BBC comedy quiz show in which she is charmingly trashed, bombed out of her skull, and frickin' hilarious.
As a side point Simon Amstell, the host, is adorable, you just want to pinch his cheeks, tie him up, and keep him in your basement in a giant mason jar. But that might just be me.
Anyway, watch the show. You will be really glad you did.
james - 02/14/08 22:44
Ho: It is a down state thing, sorry.
Joshua: You cannot deny her talent anymore than you can her crack addiction.
MrDeadlier: The pleasure is all mine.
Ho: It is a down state thing, sorry.
Joshua: You cannot deny her talent anymore than you can her crack addiction.
MrDeadlier: The pleasure is all mine.
mrdeadlier - 02/14/08 20:32
I think I speak for most of our side of the building at work when I say Thank You for this. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You.
(e:enknot) is going to die when he sees this.
I think I speak for most of our side of the building at work when I say Thank You for this. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You.
(e:enknot) is going to die when he sees this.
joshua - 02/14/08 20:07
Amy Winehouse would be fucking HUGE in the US. If she could manage to get a work visa in a timely manner, anyway. I think she's a crack whore but you cannot deny her talent. I also thought her little live video for the Grammys was an honest effort to do well, and personally I thought she did.
Her talent and her tabloid lifestyle... yep I know she'd make it!
Amy Winehouse would be fucking HUGE in the US. If she could manage to get a work visa in a timely manner, anyway. I think she's a crack whore but you cannot deny her talent. I also thought her little live video for the Grammys was an honest effort to do well, and personally I thought she did.
Her talent and her tabloid lifestyle... yep I know she'd make it!
hodown - 02/14/08 17:27
Hey now, be nice to Jerz! What have we ever done to you?
Hey now, be nice to Jerz! What have we ever done to you?
02/14/2008 13:27 #43327
Package-ingMy favorite fake emotion is nostalgia for a time I never lived in. The history of the early 20th century is not very uplifting stuff. Economic depression, two world wars, the resurgence of the KKK, Teddy Roosevelt not winning a third term. Sad, sad, sad times.
Thankfully though, consumerism makes the past whimsical looking! Can you guess what these items are?
Hm...
Salome should be both a clue and a cautionary tale
Oh ya, there is even one for our beloved city.
give up? Ok, this one featuring a tribble should be a dead give away
Yup, paper wrappers for condoms.
play safe kids.
Thankfully though, consumerism makes the past whimsical looking! Can you guess what these items are?
Hm...
Salome should be both a clue and a cautionary tale
Oh ya, there is even one for our beloved city.
give up? Ok, this one featuring a tribble should be a dead give away
Yup, paper wrappers for condoms.
play safe kids.
02/12/2008 18:20 #43303
I am old and the world is disappointingRemember Patty Hearst?
Patty "don't move pig-dog or I will blow your fucking head off" Hearst?
Patty Symbionese Liberation Army Hearst?
The Patty Hearst who we had always hoped was still a covert revolutionary amidst fat cat capitalists to help bring the system down from within?
Guess what she is up to these days.
Congratulations on your Westminster Dog Show win.
I need a drink.
Patty "don't move pig-dog or I will blow your fucking head off" Hearst?
Patty Symbionese Liberation Army Hearst?
The Patty Hearst who we had always hoped was still a covert revolutionary amidst fat cat capitalists to help bring the system down from within?
Guess what she is up to these days.
Congratulations on your Westminster Dog Show win.
I need a drink.
museumchick - 02/13/08 16:22
That's kind of freaky...
That's kind of freaky...
imk2 - 02/12/08 18:44
it's called growing up and growing old and relizing that you just don't have it in you to fight the world. maybe it's called giving up, or giving in, or deciding that you just don't have it in you anymore. maybe she's leaving it up to the new and young revolutionaries to fight the battles.
it's called growing up and growing old and relizing that you just don't have it in you to fight the world. maybe it's called giving up, or giving in, or deciding that you just don't have it in you anymore. maybe she's leaving it up to the new and young revolutionaries to fight the battles.
mrmike - 02/12/08 18:21
Congrats Universe, You Win
Congrats Universe, You Win
wow... i don'y even know what to say. it doesn't look too intensive...
James, we need to start a youtube re-blogging feature on (e:strip) together lol.
So many questions and no answers, but why who two thugs pick on a hot Japanese girl, realy? On the lighter side when they make a porno version of this and how to say sex stuff let me know. Back to a more serious note I assume this video is for people not living in Japan other wise it makes no sense. Oh yeah did I add that all 3 girls are hot.
Woah! I totally need Japanese TV channels in my apt.