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09/17/2007 17:25 #41160
Eau de FromageCategory: cheese
Pictures of the cheese sent to me by my married co-worker.
Nothing says I'm hot for you like cheese.
Nothing says I'm hot for you like cheese.
09/17/2007 17:23 #41159
Mr. RobotoCategory: robots
Back to my "Robots will someday rule the Earth" paranoia.
Already they are taking over the phones in Williamsburg.
Already they are taking over the phones in Williamsburg.
09/12/2007 12:48 #41061
She still has one fan left in her cornerCategory: britney spears
You must watch. Highly entertaining. I propose we send it to the Academy for consideration.
libertad - 09/12/07 17:31
That was so convincing. Several times I wondered if he really was upset that people were making fun of her. And I also thought he was a she with a Frida Kahlo until the end.
That was so convincing. Several times I wondered if he really was upset that people were making fun of her. And I also thought he was a she with a Frida Kahlo until the end.
james - 09/12/07 15:03
Sorry for the multiple comments.
There was an article on him in the Stranger a few months back. It was still in my RSS reader. You may enjoy it here
:::link:::
it is worth it.
Sorry for the multiple comments.
There was an article on him in the Stranger a few months back. It was still in my RSS reader. You may enjoy it here
:::link:::
it is worth it.
theecarey - 09/12/07 12:58
"Leave Brittany alone!!" I need to work that into a conversation today; random, complete with tears and anguish. Not sure if I can pull off the academy award winning nose snot, though.
oy, that was entertaining!
"Leave Brittany alone!!" I need to work that into a conversation today; random, complete with tears and anguish. Not sure if I can pull off the academy award winning nose snot, though.
oy, that was entertaining!
lilho - 09/12/07 12:54
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!
09/10/2007 16:13 #41035
Seriously dude, seriouslyCategory: boys who suck
So for the past few weeks/months I've been seeing this dude. He's 40. I mention his age because quite frankly if I told this story and didn't mention his age you'd think I was talking about someone who was 23.
Ok back to the story. So as I said we've been seeing each other for a while. Right before I went to AZ on vacation we had a little incident where we were going to hang out and have dinner together at my place. Long story short he was 3 hours late because he stopped to eat on the way to my place because he was hungry. Apparently they don't make apples to go, you have to stay at the tree they were grown on and eat them there. Previous to this he was also mega late to meet me and my friends in Queens (he shows up as we are ready to leave). Pretty much I was done which this behavior. Then I got drunk and needed someplace to stay at 2am on a week night and just like that it was sorta back on.
Last time I saw/spoke to him was Labor Day weekend. Friday of that weekend. Where he was once again late to meet me and my friends. And they seemed kinda sketched out by him. I was like whatever, another one bites the dust. He didn't call or anything either until Saturday night when I get a text from him: "Hi Do you have fun plans tonight? I do!" Huh? What is that? So I just don't respond because really you don't talk to me for over a week then you send me a text? Then today I get an email from him:
Subject: Hi Sexy!
How are you? :D
Do you know that there's a Hello Kitty section at Toys R Us in Times Square?
♥ Jared
My thoughts:
What is this email? It's retarded and it bothers me. Plus we havent actually spoken in forever.
Because I'm bored at work I reply back. My intended tone was to be jerkish. As you'll read below it didn't work.
My Reply:
I do. There's one in FAO and a free standing store too.
Im fine. How are you?
His Reply:
You have Kitty Stations.
I'm goood. :) muah!
WTF is/are Kitty Stations? Why all the smiley face useage? muah? I thought only 16 year old girls texting their boyfriends used that term. Im not exactly sure what it even means. Now he bothers me. What 40 year old conducts himself like this? I feel like at some point Im going to have to have the "please don't contact me ever" conversation with him.
Ok back to the story. So as I said we've been seeing each other for a while. Right before I went to AZ on vacation we had a little incident where we were going to hang out and have dinner together at my place. Long story short he was 3 hours late because he stopped to eat on the way to my place because he was hungry. Apparently they don't make apples to go, you have to stay at the tree they were grown on and eat them there. Previous to this he was also mega late to meet me and my friends in Queens (he shows up as we are ready to leave). Pretty much I was done which this behavior. Then I got drunk and needed someplace to stay at 2am on a week night and just like that it was sorta back on.
Last time I saw/spoke to him was Labor Day weekend. Friday of that weekend. Where he was once again late to meet me and my friends. And they seemed kinda sketched out by him. I was like whatever, another one bites the dust. He didn't call or anything either until Saturday night when I get a text from him: "Hi Do you have fun plans tonight? I do!" Huh? What is that? So I just don't respond because really you don't talk to me for over a week then you send me a text? Then today I get an email from him:
Subject: Hi Sexy!
How are you? :D
Do you know that there's a Hello Kitty section at Toys R Us in Times Square?
♥ Jared
My thoughts:
What is this email? It's retarded and it bothers me. Plus we havent actually spoken in forever.
Because I'm bored at work I reply back. My intended tone was to be jerkish. As you'll read below it didn't work.
My Reply:
I do. There's one in FAO and a free standing store too.
Im fine. How are you?
His Reply:
You have Kitty Stations.
I'm goood. :) muah!
WTF is/are Kitty Stations? Why all the smiley face useage? muah? I thought only 16 year old girls texting their boyfriends used that term. Im not exactly sure what it even means. Now he bothers me. What 40 year old conducts himself like this? I feel like at some point Im going to have to have the "please don't contact me ever" conversation with him.
jason - 09/11/07 09:41
I would also like to propose an official moratorium on breaking up over the phone. That shit is lizzaaaame.
I would also like to propose an official moratorium on breaking up over the phone. That shit is lizzaaaame.
mike - 09/10/07 22:16
i hate excessive use of smiley faces. I actually like as minimal amount of smiley faces as possible! : ) haha
i hate excessive use of smiley faces. I actually like as minimal amount of smiley faces as possible! : ) haha
deeglam - 09/10/07 20:42
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yea. that would bother me too. ew.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yea. that would bother me too. ew.
lilho - 09/10/07 18:29
ok, but you first!
ok, but you first!
hodown - 09/10/07 17:43
Actually he's only 40.
But seriously texting is not to be used as a sole form of communication when dating unless you are 16. When you are in an adult relationship actual verbal communication is required.
Maybe the Hos should post their top 10 suggestions for dating.
Actually he's only 40.
But seriously texting is not to be used as a sole form of communication when dating unless you are 16. When you are in an adult relationship actual verbal communication is required.
Maybe the Hos should post their top 10 suggestions for dating.
lilho - 09/10/07 17:39
ugh. he doesnt have a gf, because of this. and hes 43. hes a terd. umm, texting is not an appropriate form of communication, for those who are dating.
ugh. he doesnt have a gf, because of this. and hes 43. hes a terd. umm, texting is not an appropriate form of communication, for those who are dating.
08/30/2007 15:06 #40834
I'm a cheese whore, literallyCategory: food
So 2 weeks ago when I was in FL I mentioned my inappropriate flirting with married co-workers. Well one of these men is currently working in France. And pretty much I was fawning all over him and he was eating it up. So as part of our conversation I was like "Cry me a river you're in France you can eat cheese everyday." and he was all "I f'ing hate France" and I was like "Go ahead and look down my shirt while I touch your chest".
Ok back to the point of the story (other than I'm a horrible person) so I'm sitting at my desk alternately thinking of Chris Noth, how much I want to punch Thomas, and how I can't wait to go home and sleep because I'm so hung over. Then like a ray of sunshine a box appears at my desk. And the box smells. I'm thinking WTF and is this for moi? So I open the box and inside is a variety of cheese from France with a little note card from Mr. Married Co-Worker. Sigh, he's so dreamy..
Side note: Ironically this is not the first time I have received a cheese sampler pack from a man. Is this weird?
Ok back to the point of the story (other than I'm a horrible person) so I'm sitting at my desk alternately thinking of Chris Noth, how much I want to punch Thomas, and how I can't wait to go home and sleep because I'm so hung over. Then like a ray of sunshine a box appears at my desk. And the box smells. I'm thinking WTF and is this for moi? So I open the box and inside is a variety of cheese from France with a little note card from Mr. Married Co-Worker. Sigh, he's so dreamy..
Side note: Ironically this is not the first time I have received a cheese sampler pack from a man. Is this weird?
jbeatty - 08/31/07 13:50
There couldn't possibly be a better gift.
There couldn't possibly be a better gift.
lizabeth - 08/30/07 23:45
Dang. I wish I had that kind of power over men.
(Of course, I'm mildly lactose intolerant, so cheese is not always my friend... but I always love it, even if it doesn't love me back.)
Dang. I wish I had that kind of power over men.
(Of course, I'm mildly lactose intolerant, so cheese is not always my friend... but I always love it, even if it doesn't love me back.)
libertad - 08/30/07 16:39
It is kinda awesome and weird that you got cheeses from two different men.
It is kinda awesome and weird that you got cheeses from two different men.
mike - 08/30/07 16:16
weird no, awesome yes!
weird no, awesome yes!
Maybe that will work for me!