Hodown's Journal

09/24/2007 14:21 #41289

Best website ever

Instead of working I'm reading the NYT. Well actually I am working, just taking a little break and reading the NYT. Anyways in the style section theres an article about THE BEST WEBSITE EVER. It's an ecard site. Now normally I hate those things. Gay (and I mean dumb, not homosexual) dancing cats with rainbows and songs flash across your screen wishing you a happy day. F that I hate cats and songs combined. Add in some dancing and I'm ready to stab myself in the eye with what ever is nearest to me.

Those days are over. Some genius has come up with a perfect ecard site. You know its a good site when it has a category named "cry for help" (cards in this category read "Let's constantly turn the conversation back to me" & "Theres nothing quite as sad as our happy hours"). Awesome. I highly suggest you "take a break from work" aka goof off and go to this site: www.someecards.com. Oh and if you ever want to send me an e card the new rule is it has to be from that site.

Below is a card I have in mind for a few co-workers:

09/21/2007 13:54 #41232

Sooo 2001

Ok I know Sex in the City is soo 2001, and really it shows this fake life of a New York woman, but it's kinda like porn for women. That being said today I saw them filming at Tiffanys. I work right across the street and had to run errands for my boss so I stopped by. It was the first time I've ever seen paparazzi up close and personal. I also saw SJP, which I think means that Big and her are shopping for wedding rings. Now I kinda can't wait to see the movie. It probably will be horrible and cheesy, but I am going to enjoy every stinking minute of it.

museumchick - 09/21/07 20:52
I can't wait to see it either. Even if I have nothing in common with the characters on the show, it's just too much fun not to watch!

mike - 09/21/07 15:41
I'm very jealous of your fabulous celebrity filled life style!

leetee - 09/21/07 14:53
Not sure what kinda loser this makes me (because you know i am one, it's just the kind that i am questioning), but i never watched Sex in The City when it was airing. Just didn't interest me.

But lately, i have been watching reruns at night before i go to bed. I guess it helps me sleep knowing my life has never been quite as fucked up as these ladies. Of course, if i think of them all as stereotypes of gay men, then it actually seems interesting.

I might go see the film, even...

09/18/2007 16:04 #41180

My Secret
Category: reality tv

For a while now I've been keeping a secret. I started watching The Hills on MTV. I didn't want to watch it or like it. One saturday afternoon by accident I watched an episode and it was downhill from there. I know it's fake and horrible and shows everything thats wrong with our society and kids and all that, but I can't stop.

Please click on the link below to view a dramatic moment where Heidi gets the "you know youre a bitch right" talk from a co-worker. It's totally awesome.

hodown - 09/20/07 09:23
I've tried to stop, trust me. But then I flip channels and I see its on because MTV re-runs shows like 500 times and then I say to myself "Well I just want to take a peek." and from there its all downhill..

joshua - 09/19/07 20:45
YOU CAN STOP JESSICA!!!!!!!

james - 09/19/07 13:44
I will assume "The Hill" is about capital hill and you are watching high brow, Shakespearean drama.

jason - 09/19/07 12:48
Ahh, I think I have seen some celeb shots of those chicks. Cute chicks, but that's about all you can say about them.

lilho - 09/19/07 01:03
umm, ive been watching it forever, and ive always loved it and i never feel bad about it. maybe because everyone knows how ridiculous i really am, and that i dont even secretly wish i was those girls. i do wish i was them, or at least had the moeny for the clothes. anyways, last night was maybe my fav episode ever. and that clip of a little chunk of gold. i love the part when elodi says, "its just so sad", or whatever she said. and is it me, or does heidi look so frail and and ugly these days, she used to be cute.

09/17/2007 17:28 #41161

Spa
Category: spa

The one picture I took while on vacation in AZ. This is the spa I spent the day at with Momma Ho.

Be jealous bitches.

mike - 09/17/07 22:28
color me jealous ho!

jason - 09/17/07 21:30
O hell yea. I want a rum runner, and a towel, and just to do backstrokes all afternoon. Goddamn.

jenks - 09/17/07 20:42
Oh, i'm jealous alright. Betch!

09/17/2007 17:25 #41160

Eau de Fromage
Category: cheese

Pictures of the cheese sent to me by my married co-worker.

Nothing says I'm hot for you like cheese.

jbeatty - 09/17/07 20:19
Maybe that will work for me!