Actually I'm just glad that this rad music is finally getting the recognition it deserves.
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08/06/2007 10:10 #40403
Nerdcore Hip-hopAlthough I can by no means take credit for this discovery (some other e-stripper mentioned MC Frontalot ages ago) I did jump on this bandwagon long long ago. Therefore I'd like to call myself an innovator.
Actually I'm just glad that this rad music is finally getting the recognition it deserves.
Actually I'm just glad that this rad music is finally getting the recognition it deserves.
08/02/2007 16:20 #40357
Me and JoyceJoyce is my waxer at J Sisters
I got a wax today in anticipation of going to the beach. Afterwards I always feel like I've either hooked up or have been molested. I can't quite figure out which one. Joyce probably knows my va-jay-jay (thanks for the term Oprah) better than any dude. She really gets in there looks at things. I can't imagine doing that for a living. Getting all up in strangers junk all day.
And now for part two of this post (and not nearly as graphic):
As I mentioned before I'm going to the beach, and I'm going with a boy!! He's probably the nicest dude I've ever met. I keep waiting for the downfall of him being nice, but so far it hasn't happened. So for now I'm just going to enjoy actually hanging out with a non jerk dude. It's pretty awesome.
I got a wax today in anticipation of going to the beach. Afterwards I always feel like I've either hooked up or have been molested. I can't quite figure out which one. Joyce probably knows my va-jay-jay (thanks for the term Oprah) better than any dude. She really gets in there looks at things. I can't imagine doing that for a living. Getting all up in strangers junk all day.
And now for part two of this post (and not nearly as graphic):
As I mentioned before I'm going to the beach, and I'm going with a boy!! He's probably the nicest dude I've ever met. I keep waiting for the downfall of him being nice, but so far it hasn't happened. So for now I'm just going to enjoy actually hanging out with a non jerk dude. It's pretty awesome.
jenks - 08/04/07 10:26
did oprah really coin that phrase? I thought it came from gray's anatomy.
did oprah really coin that phrase? I thought it came from gray's anatomy.
mike - 08/03/07 19:14
Oh to be JOYCE....what a joy it must be to remove the hair of NYC'S vajayjays. I love OPrah for giving us VaJayJay , i love her , i swear everyone is saying it now , up to like 80 years olds and as young as 3 both in and out of context.
Oh to be JOYCE....what a joy it must be to remove the hair of NYC'S vajayjays. I love OPrah for giving us VaJayJay , i love her , i swear everyone is saying it now , up to like 80 years olds and as young as 3 both in and out of context.
joshua - 08/03/07 10:36
This obviously leads to a terrible joke.
"I'll show you my Swedish if you show me your Brazilian!!"
This obviously leads to a terrible joke.
"I'll show you my Swedish if you show me your Brazilian!!"
tinypliny - 08/02/07 19:11
More like the Steep Sisters. Why the hell didn't I go into the parlour business??
More like the Steep Sisters. Why the hell didn't I go into the parlour business??
hodown - 08/02/07 16:40
Id take an arm pit wax over my junk any day of the week. I timed it and it only lasted 12 minutes but it felt like an hour.
So yes at J Sisters they pretty much only do the brazilian.
You know how to wax? Maybe you should consider that as a career. They charge $80 a wax. You could be rolling in the dough in no time!
Id take an arm pit wax over my junk any day of the week. I timed it and it only lasted 12 minutes but it felt like an hour.
So yes at J Sisters they pretty much only do the brazilian.
You know how to wax? Maybe you should consider that as a career. They charge $80 a wax. You could be rolling in the dough in no time!
libertad - 08/02/07 16:36
Ouch! They have armpit waxing. I can't imagine how painful that must be. Do you get the str8up Brazilian? I actually know how to do waxing, but thats a whole other story.
Ouch! They have armpit waxing. I can't imagine how painful that must be. Do you get the str8up Brazilian? I actually know how to do waxing, but thats a whole other story.
08/01/2007 09:39 #40337
Voicemail and ViscosCategory: cell phones
Last night I decided to call Paulie to have a little chat and tell him about whats been going on and give him the boy update etc. So I call and get his voicemail. I think I peed my pants a little after listening to it. It's this message like "Hi Im not going to listen to your message, call my parents house if you want something and FYI I won't be back for 6 days." Just the way he said it was so typical Paul. Then I decided to call Mikey to see if Paul was camping or whatever, and really do you ever need an excuse to talk to a Visco? So I call Mike and it was at that point where I lost it. His voicemail was all "Hi this is Mike I can't take your call because I'm either busy or doing something where its inappropriate to answer my phone". I was like what are you doing that's is so inappropriate Michael Visco?
Moral of the story:
For a good laugh call a Visco when you know they wont pick up and listen to their voicemail.
Moral of the story:
For a good laugh call a Visco when you know they wont pick up and listen to their voicemail.
mk - 08/01/07 18:14
hahaha i remember how much i laughed the first time i called mike. not only does he say that thing about inappropriateness, but says something like "i'll call you back when i get the message so leave a message! ok thanks bye". it doesn't seem so funny in writing but it sounds that way.
hahaha i remember how much i laughed the first time i called mike. not only does he say that thing about inappropriateness, but says something like "i'll call you back when i get the message so leave a message! ok thanks bye". it doesn't seem so funny in writing but it sounds that way.
mike - 08/01/07 17:50
my panties are officially bunched. And yeah I have had that for a long time. I mean more like in a store or in line or something. Glad it was entertaining though haha.
my panties are officially bunched. And yeah I have had that for a long time. I mean more like in a store or in line or something. Glad it was entertaining though haha.
libertad - 08/01/07 12:00
mike has had that message forever now. he was probably with me when you called. I have pictures. JK mike don't get your panties all in a bunch!
mike has had that message forever now. he was probably with me when you called. I have pictures. JK mike don't get your panties all in a bunch!
jenks - 08/01/07 09:59
my favorite is my friend david, who just says "hi. I'm screening my calls. Leave a message."
At least he's honest. Because most of the time "Hi, sorry I can't take your call" is a big lie. Both the 'sorry' and the 'can't' part.
my favorite is my friend david, who just says "hi. I'm screening my calls. Leave a message."
At least he's honest. Because most of the time "Hi, sorry I can't take your call" is a big lie. Both the 'sorry' and the 'can't' part.
07/31/2007 11:12 #40324
RobotsCategory: technology
The other day I was discussing my dislike of getting my picture taken. The dude was like "Think of it as your gift to future generations" or something along those lines. My response was "It won't matter when the Robots take over".
According to the NYT the Robots will be taking over a lot sooner than I thought:
According to the NYT the Robots will be taking over a lot sooner than I thought:
lilho - 07/31/07 23:22
those robots are evil natured. they should be pink. your strange comments make me laugh. will the robots say, "does not compute."
those robots are evil natured. they should be pink. your strange comments make me laugh. will the robots say, "does not compute."
mike - 07/31/07 22:34
that is really creepy! By the by I got your message, and my voicemail always says that ,the innappropriate part is supposed to imply like in line or driving...haha
that is really creepy! By the by I got your message, and my voicemail always says that ,the innappropriate part is supposed to imply like in line or driving...haha
fellyconnelly - 07/31/07 22:10
thats just.... creepy.
thats just.... creepy.
07/30/2007 10:51 #40308
Best 2 out of 3Category: arm wrestling
I had totally forgotten about my arm wrestling victory last weekend until I read my friends blog:
In case you don't want to click over there or are too lazy to do so (hey I wouldn't blame you, it takes a lot out of me to even blog in the first place) below are the pictures and the back story:
Every Sunday there are free shows at McCarren Pool with sometimes good bands and always interesting people watching. So post McCarren pool we decided to head over to this bar with cheap beer and good nachos. We had snagged a sweet booth. Well sweet for everyone but Carolyn who got stuck sitting in a chair at the end of the table. She wanted to relocate to an outdoor table, but I felt that:
1. The outdoor table was smelly- it was near the garbage
2. The outdoor table was too hot. Not all of us lived in Brazil and love 90 degrees and 75% humidity.
Thus we decided to settle our dispute the way any respectable 20-30 something women do: arm wrestle.
I found this idea so fun and funny that the first bout Carolyn throughly creamed me. However I was prepared and had my game face on when I suggested best 2 out of 3. I won easily, but somehow we still ended up outside near the smelly garbage.
This is my game face. As you can see its quite intense.
Sweet, sweet victory.
In case you don't want to click over there or are too lazy to do so (hey I wouldn't blame you, it takes a lot out of me to even blog in the first place) below are the pictures and the back story:
Every Sunday there are free shows at McCarren Pool
with sometimes good bands and always interesting people watching. So post McCarren pool we decided to head over to this bar with cheap beer and good nachos. We had snagged a sweet booth. Well sweet for everyone but Carolyn who got stuck sitting in a chair at the end of the table. She wanted to relocate to an outdoor table, but I felt that:1. The outdoor table was smelly- it was near the garbage
2. The outdoor table was too hot. Not all of us lived in Brazil and love 90 degrees and 75% humidity.
Thus we decided to settle our dispute the way any respectable 20-30 something women do: arm wrestle.
I found this idea so fun and funny that the first bout Carolyn throughly creamed me. However I was prepared and had my game face on when I suggested best 2 out of 3. I won easily, but somehow we still ended up outside near the smelly garbage.
This is my game face. As you can see its quite intense.
Sweet, sweet victory.
tinypliny - 07/30/07 20:43
That is so hilarious. :) Congratulations, arm-wrestler.
That is so hilarious. :) Congratulations, arm-wrestler.
My favorite nerd rapper is MC Paul Barman: an ivy league educated white Jew from New Jersey.
In a long story I will abbreviate. I woke up wearing only a sports coat and a tabard (as in, a Knights tabard)from a glorious dream where Eminem was rapping about an a man who had his legs cut off and replaces with a goats so he could star in a Troma movie called Enter Pan-man. But it wasn't just a dream! It was real, and playing through my drunken stupor/sleep.
He has great lines, such as
"Anger, like Margret Sanger, sitting on a coat hangar"
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