hard drive enclosure at work and I'm very impressed with it, so I ordered another one for my new home backup drive (e:zobar,40088) . Have you ever read an order confirmation email? Have you ever enjoyed reading it?Hello from WiebeTech,
We just received your order and we think it's just super duper that you've chosen to do business with us.
If you check the shipping status of your products hopefully you'll see everything is squared away and ready to go (those are called "out-the-doorsies"). Sometimes everybody wants the same thing you want at the same time you want to have it and we run out of stuff (those are called "out-of-stocksies"). If you ordered an "out-of-stocksie" it makes us sad, but then we're happy again because we know that it will soon turn into an "out-the-doorsie."
So after all the money and shipping twiddle bits are set to go then all the products you ordered are built skillfully by hand in a magic realm called "Production" by clever little beings called "Wiebes." The Wiebes will carefully test and format every function and characteristic of your product(s) before carefully packing it and sending it off with a smile and a wave of their little orange hands. If you want to check on the Wiebe's progress with your order you can send an email to shipping@wiebetech.com. But don't worry, they will send you an email when it goes out the door.
When you receive your order don't forget to register it (www.wiebetech.com/registration) so the Support Wiebes can assist you with your product should you need it.
Also, we're on the edge of our seat wondering what you think of WiebeTech, our products, our people, our website or even of life in general. Would you mind just taking this little survey for us? www.wiebetech.com/survey it won't take but a minute.
We had the greatest time doing business with you. You are now our new best friend!
Thanks a Bunch!
WiebeTech, LLC
It's like Charlie and the Hard Drive Enclosure Factory over here. I'm picturing Laverne putting a glove on my enclosure as it rolls by on the conveyor belt and waves to the assembly line.
- Z
Whattup dood.
I think this is my favourite part:
"sending it off with a smile and a wave of their
little orange hands."
They have orange toxically coated digits.
Update: Customer Support says the owner is a fan of Roald Dahl who identifies with James of Giant Peach fame. I cannot even begin to imagine what that place is like inside.
- Z
I do read mine, they are boring. I would very much appreciate a confirmation like this, even with its creepy optimism. Maybe theres something in their watercooler. I see smiles plastered across their face, laugh tracks playing over the intercom system, and a beloved office pet; Happy the Unicorn.
I enjoy a little cheeky humor, never thought to find it in a confirmation email though! Thanks for sharing.
How that is the strangest order confirmation I have ever seen. Maybe I don't pay enough attention to them.