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08/08/2007 20:24 #40447

extra extra!
Category: news
Item! Keep your meat-hole clean. While the New York State Department of Agriculture and Markets is fucking around with a Freedom of Information request, Weggies gave it to me straight. Their meat grinder used to connect to another machine, and now it doesn't. The inspector felt that the hole coming out of the meat grinder should be capped [it wasn't] and gave Wegs a "non-finable critical deficiency."

Item! I am the Troy Tulowitzki of base humor. Anyone else want to try fitting Pablo Neruda, Joel Giambra, and the US Geological Survey into a joke about public sex, while commenting on the chronic underfunding of the Erie County public library system? Can you do it in under three sentences? Yeah, thought so.

Item! Don't be a cock to the press. This is pretty self-explanatory: we have a press and you don't. Furthermore, we're underpaid and cranky and if we're writing about you we already think you're a fucking idiot. Oh yeah, and we record pretty much every telephone conversation we have. What is wrong with you?

::DOWNLOAD SOUND::



- Z
metalpeter - 08/09/07 18:34
First of all I have been to all the MIA Fests and if you don't believe me you can check out my webshots page. Secondly I'm a little bit confussed by that caller. I didn't read anything negative in that article. It does sound like both sides are happy. There are two things the article doesn't mention that are key factors. The ads that where sold how long are they for is it just for MIA or for the entire fair, and after MIA will those ads change? If it is for the entire Fair then they are just using an atraction to make there space worth more. I'm sure some of the other acts like Daughtry do the same thing. The second thing is this year I have seen a lot more ads who is paying for those in the Buffalo news and I think a couple TV ads also?

On a side note I know one day it won't be as good as two days but you have the city to blame for that. One of the cool things that I hope they still have is that you can watch people create art and at the start and sometimes up untill the end you can't tell what it is going to be.
joshua - 08/09/07 12:35
Like I told Z privately, I have no objections to the Fair selling off corporate space near the music and the enterance. Its hardly a problem, unless you simply hate corporate America and what it represents and on principle have an objection.
chico - 08/09/07 09:55
That is some phone call, I tells ya. Yikes. I loved the calm replies and the ultimate tell-off.

This is the relevant artcle in AV, right?
:::link:::
Here's a clip from the article:

"By moving to Hamburg, MiA saves money on security, a big cost that will be provided by the fair. According to Lou Ann Delaney, marketing director for America's Fair, the event is a "partnership" benefiting both parties. "We give them electricity, property that we would normally rent to a vendor, passes for all the participants, shuttle service for the performers from ECC to the stage. We help them get some donations for the VIP party."

What's a little harsh to realize is that once MiA agreed to hold their festival at the fair, the fair then turned around and sold space on either side of the midway entrance gate to corporate sponsors Best Buy and AT&T. How much were these companies willing to throw down to reserve placement right at the entrance to this new and exciting fair attraction? Seven thousand dollars apiece, according to Delaney. Each corporation will be paying America's Fair $500 per hour to be associated with Music is Art. That's synergy, and it makes it all worthwhile for the fair."
mrmike - 08/09/07 09:28
The topper was that she was on Channel 4's news last night broadcasting about the Fair's fortunes. I did walk by Music is Art's area. That is going to be pretty fuckin sad compared to when they had it in the city.
paul - 08/08/07 22:50
I just can't freakin' believe it - she is really a biznatch.
paul - 08/08/07 22:46
Thank is the fantastic stuff that I always dreamed of when creating the site. God, it is so good - I am listening to it twice.
mrmike - 08/08/07 21:53
Wow, bushleague for a marketing "pro." Betting it's Music is Art. Good for Buck for keeping cool while dealing with somebody who shouldn't be in their position. Is this a reason why I can't make any headway marketing wise.
joshua - 08/08/07 21:16
This recording was amusing, particularly because of a) her trembling voice, b) her inability to articulate her own spin and c) her namedropping Jamie Moses.... lol. Pretty poor for a "Marketing Director."

Who is this lady, what partnership is she talking about and why does she feel compelled to threaten Artvoice? Really... a lady like this should be unemployable if she's actually working in the private sector. Could you imagine if you were an underling of hers? Like scrubbing corns off of feet much? =(
dragonlady7 - 08/08/07 20:34
Wow the temptation, were I him, to write a complete hatchet job of the whole thing would be tremendous.

Except, of course, it would be ridiculous to let that woman dictate to me what I write in any fashion at all, and so I would probably, in the end, resist it, and would have to proceed with the story as originally planned.

I would probably be unable to resist throwing in a line about how unusually sensitive their marketing department was about the whole selling-tent-at-the-entrance thing.

08/04/2007 19:10 #40381

bad weggies!
Category: food
I do not seriously consider the quality of a mobile phone's camera when I'm shopping for one. It is a phone and I use it to talk. That having been said, if a phone should come with a camera, it would be nice if it were halfway decent. The camera on my Sony Ericsson T616 sucks balls. But that is not why you came here today.

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This is a document hanging up at the entrance to the Amherst St Wegmans. You cannot read it here because my phone's camera sucks, but at the top it says 'NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH - INSPECTION - 6/23/07.' It is hanging up with all kinds of other boring paperwork, like their beer & wine license, and the building's rated maximum capacity, and like the minimum wage laws and employee of the month. Boring.

Except-

what is that checkmarked box labeled? You cannot read it here because, once again, my phone's camera sucks, but it says 'CRITICAL DEFICIENCIES.' [The other options were 'this establishment is in compliance...' and 'critical deficiencies which have been addressed...']

Ya.

- Z
zobar - 08/05/07 11:39
The Food Inspection database is down; nevertheless, I sent an email to the guy, asking for more information. 'Critical deficiencies' in a facility that big could really be anything.

I still bought some produce and raw fish there. I guess I just live dangerously.

- Z
metalpeter - 08/05/07 10:39
I will admit that I don't have knowledge of what that means and in my Wilson Farm days I was never a manager. But for some reason I think I might know what that means. It means that when they where inspected that there was some kind of problem. What I'm not sure of is if it means that they have been told of the problem and that they are fixing it. Or if it means that they where inspected again and the problem was fixed. I think that it is the second one but I'm not sure. The thing to do is to go up and ask for a manager and get the story from them. I wonder if there is a way to research that online somehow.
jbeatty - 08/05/07 10:14
I thought it was a bit strange that much of their produce was missing. Also there were lots of people walking around with t-shirts that said "cleaning team" or something like that. I kinda wished I had seen that notice prior to walking in and shopping.
fellyconnelly - 08/05/07 00:05
hmmmm... critical, huh?
mrmike - 08/04/07 20:36
Nice, as yet another chain store comes to the city and promptly quits giving a shit, or wiping up after one....
theecarey - 08/04/07 20:33
huh.


btw, according to NYS, "critical deficiencies" is defined as posing an "immediate" threat to
public health.

thanks Weggies.

08/01/2007 11:06 #40338

schadenfreude
Category: news
I will refrain from adding my own commentary.

Since at least mid-June, BRO has been posting negative stories about Buffalo that are saved to a hidden cache page and not posted to or made mention of on the main pages that we are all familiar with.

I didn't read about the YWCA heroin-at-daycare case on BRO, did you? Yet here it is, and it was Dugg by nearly two thousand users. Which put it on the frontpage of one of the web's most visited pages, seen in the neighborhood of 200,000 times.

Here's a story BRO didn't post (but did) about the man who was beaten with his own prosthetic leg. I especially love the accompanying graphic. It's been posted to Digg.

To top it off, BRO has even posted stories from way outside city limits - Lockport, County of Niagara, is representing on BRO's cache site, with sodomizing pitbulls galore. Digg? Check. Over 1,000 Diggs, to be precise.

[...]

So, while promoting the wonders of Buffalo to the local audience, Buffalo Rising is perfectly content to promote some very ugly, very negative stories about Buffalo (and Lockport, County of Niagara), to a separate worldwide audience in order to artificially inflate web statistics.



- Z
mrmike - 08/01/07 15:34
Great journal title though, love that word -- fun to say tougher to spell. Nice work
jenks - 08/01/07 14:38
ok, a little OT here, but that sodomizing pitbull story is, I am told, TRUE.

Horrifying. I didn't believe it AT ALL. I'm sorry, but dogs don't RAPE people. Hump legs, yes. But anal penetration?! To the point that the kid needs emergency surgery to save his life?! Um- no.

But then I heard (from people involved in the case) that it's true- the dog's owners were supposedly drug dealers, or at least involved in the drug scene, and had TRAINED the dog to "have sex" with crack whores.

I know, it sounds too unbelievable to be true, and god how I hope it is.... but that's what I hear has come of the investigation so far.
joshua - 08/01/07 11:43
Who gets more traffic, Artvoice or BRO?

Not that I think you particularly care about the pathetic pseudo-rivalry between members of the local media.

The implication laid out by this blogger is implausible to me. How is it that they are "promoting," as the writer puts it, negative stories about Buffalo when they are in fact cached and people are actively seeking out these articles, probably from a search engine?

Are we so insecure locally that even negative (but true) stories about our area that are cached on a web site are subject to ridicule based on a speculative conspiracy theory? This is EXACTLY!!!! why I pay absolutely no attention to local bloggers or periodical media. Its fucking unspeakably pathetic and I can't handle it without going into a tirade of expletives.

07/24/2007 16:54 #40238

vox pop
Category: politics
1. You ever wonder what it's like to be a sysadmin for an alt weekly? You want to find out? Send me your resume.

2. You ever see those ads on political websites showing the president making a monkey face or Hillary Clinton's eyes popping out of her head, and the ad says: 'Do you approve of the job this person is doing? Vote in our completely neutral and totally legitimate ballot.'

I've never clicked on one, so I don't know if they even register your 'vote.' I'm sort of half-curious about how the voting breaks down for those, but I'd be more interested to know how many people vote on those at all. [And also, academically, how many of the people who vote on those things actually vote with real ballots in November.]

I am not a big fan of Newsvine [I find it far too self-referential to be of any use] but they are running an interesting presidential primary poll. Get websites of varying levels of bias and neutrality, give them a relatively neutral ballot, and see what comes up [sample ballot: ].

What is interesting is not so much how the political sites are biased ['The Mitt Report' is 96% for Romney, imagine that] but how nonpolitical sites can be strongly biased in weird ways ['ClanTemplates,' which appeares to be some kind of gaming site? has Al Gore with a convincing lead, and I don't even think he's running].

- Z
carolinian - 07/25/07 00:42
Are you leaving the alt weekly IT business for greener pastures?
james - 07/24/07 19:49
I read DailyKos.com and when ever they have a poll John Edwards has like 68% of the vote which is just silly. The whole thing is silly. For christ's sake the primaries aren't for another six months.

But in polls Al Gore (who is not running as of yet) does pretty damn good for someone who hasn't campaigned. Gore kicks the crap out of every republican candidate in four swing states. So it is a wonder that the man is touring a power point presentation and bailing his son out of jail.

07/20/2007 12:38 #40174

order confirmation
Category: a series of tubes
We have a WiebeTech hard drive enclosure at work and I'm very impressed with it, so I ordered another one for my new home backup drive (e:zobar,40088) . Have you ever read an order confirmation email? Have you ever enjoyed reading it?

Hello from WiebeTech,

We just received your order and we think it's just super duper that you've chosen to do business with us.

If you check the shipping status of your products hopefully you'll see everything is squared away and ready to go (those are called "out-the-doorsies"). Sometimes everybody wants the same thing you want at the same time you want to have it and we run out of stuff (those are called "out-of-stocksies"). If you ordered an "out-of-stocksie" it makes us sad, but then we're happy again because we know that it will soon turn into an "out-the-doorsie."

So after all the money and shipping twiddle bits are set to go then all the products you ordered are built skillfully by hand in a magic realm called "Production" by clever little beings called "Wiebes." The Wiebes will carefully test and format every function and characteristic of your product(s) before carefully packing it and sending it off with a smile and a wave of their little orange hands. If you want to check on the Wiebe's progress with your order you can send an email to shipping@wiebetech.com. But don't worry, they will send you an email when it goes out the door.

When you receive your order don't forget to register it (www.wiebetech.com/registration) so the Support Wiebes can assist you with your product should you need it.

Also, we're on the edge of our seat wondering what you think of WiebeTech, our products, our people, our website or even of life in general. Would you mind just taking this little survey for us? www.wiebetech.com/survey it won't take but a minute.

We had the greatest time doing business with you. You are now our new best friend!

Thanks a Bunch!
WiebeTech, LLC



It's like Charlie and the Hard Drive Enclosure Factory over here. I'm picturing Laverne putting a glove on my enclosure as it rolls by on the conveyor belt and waves to the assembly line.

- Z
joshua - 07/21/07 19:48
Whattup dood.
tinypliny - 07/20/07 23:51
I think this is my favourite part:

"sending it off with a smile and a wave of their
little orange hands."

They have orange toxically coated digits.
zobar - 07/20/07 14:44
Update: Customer Support says the owner is a fan of Roald Dahl who identifies with James of Giant Peach fame. I cannot even begin to imagine what that place is like inside.

- Z
theecarey - 07/20/07 14:19
I do read mine, they are boring. I would very much appreciate a confirmation like this, even with its creepy optimism. Maybe theres something in their watercooler. I see smiles plastered across their face, laugh tracks playing over the intercom system, and a beloved office pet; Happy the Unicorn.

I enjoy a little cheeky humor, never thought to find it in a confirmation email though! Thanks for sharing.
paul - 07/20/07 14:12
How that is the strangest order confirmation I have ever seen. Maybe I don't pay enough attention to them.