do NOT sunbath nude!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i did, and thought, oh this is a great idea, i will get rid of my tan lines. WRONG!!!! so fucking wrong. you know why????
my ass is now the color of a tomato. now im going to have ass skin cancer. that's hot.
hopefully my unique tanning abilities will come into play here and this burn will be a tan in the morning. having a sunburned tush is not good for the push, or really anything.
good thing i sleep on my stomach.
and all night I've been thinking... why do i feel so tired????? my little bum bum.
i took a picture, but really that's not appropriate for the children.
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07/20/2007 00:53 #40170
fuck me nowCategory: sunbathing
07/19/2007 00:40 #40161
christmas in july???anyway, i never know what i can and can't say on this damn thing. because everybody knows about it, and then everybody asks about the bumper sticker on my car.
i have a stalker. trying to grt rid of him.
i'm liking me a sexy man!
im hoping to go out this weekend and shake my money-maker like somebody bout to pay me. if i have someone to go out with. otherwise, i just get drunk by the pool, and shake my own damn self!
i miss my dancing partners!!!! (e:terry), (e:matthew), and (e:tina) !
lilho - 07/20/07 00:25
you dance like a, well i won;t say here. but your dancing is very unique, and i am desperate, so i actually wouldnt mind it right now!!!
you dance like a, well i won;t say here. but your dancing is very unique, and i am desperate, so i actually wouldnt mind it right now!!!
brit - 07/19/07 15:18
cha la!!!!!!!! don't I count as a dancing partner? You used to think my dancing was spastastic. who is the stalker? what is the gossip..email me betch x
cha la!!!!!!!! don't I count as a dancing partner? You used to think my dancing was spastastic. who is the stalker? what is the gossip..email me betch x
07/15/2007 17:24 #40113
pmsi seem to forget evey month why i become a complete bitch and pyscho, and eventually i realize that its time for the monthly dues. sorry boys, but its an issue that must be discussed.
i start ravishing the house for chocolate.
i feel tired and lazy as hell.
i am angry with anyoneand everyone that irritates me the slightest bit.
i start getting cramps anywhere from 1 1/2 to a week before it actually comes.
im more horny than usual. if possible.
its always late, and i begin to wonder...although, most of the time, its not even really possible. but still, a nightmare to think about.
its really really fun.
there is a boy/man i really really likey. and i hope is gentle with my po' lil heart!
i start ravishing the house for chocolate.
i feel tired and lazy as hell.
i am angry with anyoneand everyone that irritates me the slightest bit.
i start getting cramps anywhere from 1 1/2 to a week before it actually comes.
im more horny than usual. if possible.
its always late, and i begin to wonder...although, most of the time, its not even really possible. but still, a nightmare to think about.
its really really fun.
- note: i might really just be this way all the time.*
there is a boy/man i really really likey. and i hope is gentle with my po' lil heart!
07/14/2007 13:28 #40104
a little bummedthis is the first time since i've been here, that i feel like i might cry.
no specific reason, just a lot of things.
and for the record, men=douche bags. its always the one you want to call doesn't, and the other won't leave you alone.
argh.
i really think i might just decide to stay single a while longer. these people don't impress me at all.
really boys. just wanting to screw me isn't enough.
no specific reason, just a lot of things.
and for the record, men=douche bags. its always the one you want to call doesn't, and the other won't leave you alone.
argh.
i really think i might just decide to stay single a while longer. these people don't impress me at all.
really boys. just wanting to screw me isn't enough.
07/13/2007 11:04 #40093
looking to get drunkbasically, i miss those nights of crazy drunkeness. i want to get super wasted this weekend, and dance, and wear a pretty dress.
things are all go for work, and it looks like i will be getting a second job, to pay for that pesky little car.
i hope i get enough financial aid for school, as out of state tuition is not cheap. i really don't want to go p/t. i want to be out of school, and make some damn money.
the whole boy situation has now become a bit confusing. the boy i've been seeing, well, i don't really know what's going on there. you never know with guys, do they really like you, or just want a piece?
anyway, this guy is definitely not my boyfriend, the boyfriend status has to be acquired over time. however, i feel like it may be headed that way or something.
so, this other guy keeps calling me. he sent me all these pictures, and i must tell you, he is one of the FINEST mothers i have ever seen. so, we talk on the phone, and he has this sexy italian accent, and he's singing me all these love songs in italian. i'm like wtf??? where did this guy come from?? i guess he just moved here, and will be going to grad school in phoenix. he's in nashville now for a cousin's wedding, and won't be in town for another week.
this man has me majorly intrigued. seriously, believe me when i say he is possibly the hottest man alive. i keep checking my email just to stare at his pictures. i'm thinking, he is really not that good looking, or he wants an easy lay. if he really is that good looking, he could get any girl. he says he wants to talk on the phone and then meet when he comes.
so, the question is... do i continue to see british guy, and talk to italian guy??? and then meet italian guy when he gets here?? is it ok to have two boyfriends???
i'm really going to try and avoid being a huge jerk, but all i have to say, is may the best man win!! ;o0
oh, and i'm paranoid about people finding out about my blog, so hopefully these dudes won't.
things are all go for work, and it looks like i will be getting a second job, to pay for that pesky little car.
i hope i get enough financial aid for school, as out of state tuition is not cheap. i really don't want to go p/t. i want to be out of school, and make some damn money.
the whole boy situation has now become a bit confusing. the boy i've been seeing, well, i don't really know what's going on there. you never know with guys, do they really like you, or just want a piece?
anyway, this guy is definitely not my boyfriend, the boyfriend status has to be acquired over time. however, i feel like it may be headed that way or something.
so, this other guy keeps calling me. he sent me all these pictures, and i must tell you, he is one of the FINEST mothers i have ever seen. so, we talk on the phone, and he has this sexy italian accent, and he's singing me all these love songs in italian. i'm like wtf??? where did this guy come from?? i guess he just moved here, and will be going to grad school in phoenix. he's in nashville now for a cousin's wedding, and won't be in town for another week.
this man has me majorly intrigued. seriously, believe me when i say he is possibly the hottest man alive. i keep checking my email just to stare at his pictures. i'm thinking, he is really not that good looking, or he wants an easy lay. if he really is that good looking, he could get any girl. he says he wants to talk on the phone and then meet when he comes.
so, the question is... do i continue to see british guy, and talk to italian guy??? and then meet italian guy when he gets here?? is it ok to have two boyfriends???
i'm really going to try and avoid being a huge jerk, but all i have to say, is may the best man win!! ;o0
oh, and i'm paranoid about people finding out about my blog, so hopefully these dudes won't.
tinypliny - 07/15/07 00:59
Why would anyone sing over the phone to a stranger unless
a) they are really talented singers and are hoping the stranger is a talent agent.
b) they sing to all strangers customarily... and it has *worked* in the past.
c) they are plastered and/or high
d) they are vain and/or facetious
e) they are desperate
f) they really really like your picture and have decided they like you too (without a convincing reason, I may add.)
g) are new to the place and don't like to be alone, whatever be the cost of getting someone.
h) are genuinely nice and are artistically inclined.
That's a 1:8 chance of being the most desirable person to date and end up with.
Why would anyone sing over the phone to a stranger unless
a) they are really talented singers and are hoping the stranger is a talent agent.
b) they sing to all strangers customarily... and it has *worked* in the past.
c) they are plastered and/or high
d) they are vain and/or facetious
e) they are desperate
f) they really really like your picture and have decided they like you too (without a convincing reason, I may add.)
g) are new to the place and don't like to be alone, whatever be the cost of getting someone.
h) are genuinely nice and are artistically inclined.
That's a 1:8 chance of being the most desirable person to date and end up with.
ajay - 07/14/07 21:06
You can never have enough boyfriends.
You can never have enough boyfriends.
matthew - 07/14/07 12:16
Hmmm, i would hold off calling him the hottest man alive untill you meet him face to face. Guys can be just as "myspaced" in their pics as some girls we all know and love. Good Luck :)
Hmmm, i would hold off calling him the hottest man alive untill you meet him face to face. Guys can be just as "myspaced" in their pics as some girls we all know and love. Good Luck :)
jason - 07/13/07 16:45
Now, there is nothing wrong with dating around for you because you don't have a man. You're just going out and having fun. For all you know, these guys are going out on other dates too, and if they are ringers like you say they are, they definitely are exploring their options as well, so it's alright. You have nothing to feel badly about in this respect.
Now, if you are talking about them superfically, hottest man alive, sexy accents, etc, etc.....you cannot expect they will not think of you superficially also. This means, yes of course they want to pipe you. Of course they want some ass - that's the only real motivation to date! (Sometimes guys are looking for a soul mate..IN THE MOVIES). "I hope he isn't a player!" hopes the girl who also says "May the best man win!" PLEASE, honey, PLEASE. Dating around at this stage is fine, you're doing nothing wrong, but don't be hypocritical.
Anyway, it sounds like you are having a ball there, and I hope you continue to go out and date and have fun. I'm glad you're getting a new whip too.
Now, there is nothing wrong with dating around for you because you don't have a man. You're just going out and having fun. For all you know, these guys are going out on other dates too, and if they are ringers like you say they are, they definitely are exploring their options as well, so it's alright. You have nothing to feel badly about in this respect.
Now, if you are talking about them superfically, hottest man alive, sexy accents, etc, etc.....you cannot expect they will not think of you superficially also. This means, yes of course they want to pipe you. Of course they want some ass - that's the only real motivation to date! (Sometimes guys are looking for a soul mate..IN THE MOVIES). "I hope he isn't a player!" hopes the girl who also says "May the best man win!" PLEASE, honey, PLEASE. Dating around at this stage is fine, you're doing nothing wrong, but don't be hypocritical.
Anyway, it sounds like you are having a ball there, and I hope you continue to go out and date and have fun. I'm glad you're getting a new whip too.
brit - 07/13/07 16:42
This may be biased but the Italian sounds full of shit....brit...brit...brit! I emailed you, look at your emails
This may be biased but the Italian sounds full of shit....brit...brit...brit! I emailed you, look at your emails
mk - 07/13/07 15:32
i say talk to them both! enjoy it! that is so funny he sings you italian love songs...sounds like he's interesting enough to check out a bit! but keep mr. british waiting in the wings i think.
i say talk to them both! enjoy it! that is so funny he sings you italian love songs...sounds like he's interesting enough to check out a bit! but keep mr. british waiting in the wings i think.
lizabeth - 07/13/07 12:56
Heheh, well, good luck with Italian guy - tho' I will say, you might have a hard time getting rid of him if he turns out to have a repellent personality. One of my friends hooked up with a hot Italian guy when she was living in London and then couldn't get him to leave her alone when they discovered they had nothing in common and nothing to talk about when they weren't making out.
Heheh, well, good luck with Italian guy - tho' I will say, you might have a hard time getting rid of him if he turns out to have a repellent personality. One of my friends hooked up with a hot Italian guy when she was living in London and then couldn't get him to leave her alone when they discovered they had nothing in common and nothing to talk about when they weren't making out.
mike - 07/13/07 11:14
score! You aren't really dating british man yet so what could it hurt to just meet the Italian at least once. Though he seems a little crazy but in a good way maybe?
score! You aren't really dating british man yet so what could it hurt to just meet the Italian at least once. Though he seems a little crazy but in a good way maybe?
Pix ... or it didn't happen!
you ass. no pun intended.
And perhaps next time use the back yard ;0