The sugar gliders have had sex for about an hour now. Matt and terry had to pull them apart because she looked like she was done and he didn't want to stop. They really got crazy into it and were shaking and stuff. He did this weird thing where he held onto her and licked and prodded her spinal cord with his nose. She seemed to be really enjoying it until he started biting and hitting her when she tried to move away. Now they are fighting a lot and screaming. I know it is hard to imagine but it sounds like gremlins. It is so different than the mice we used to have that would have sex for about 30 seconds and then be done.
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10/25/2006 00:07 #32792
Crazy Sugar GlidersCategory: pets
10/23/2006 21:32 #32791
estrippersCategory: estrip
Well this is really about stripping. First of all estrip.com is launching an amateur strip site in early November which is annoying but kind of funny. It is annoying because we spent years building up our reputation and image and now some idiots are going to get the two sites confused. It is one of those situations where we will always have to say no, not the strip site. Eventually this site will just become part of portablefriends.com and none of it will matter.
Hi All,
Just thought I would give you a heads up to some news...
A new large webcam strip site is about to launch in early November called .
I know for a fact they are currently recruiting models to perform on the site (the only requirement is to own a webcam, and be over 18). I also happen to know that they are paying out a whopping 50% comission to all new strippers, which is more than most sites.
Anyway, their email is performers@estrip.com if any of you are interested and want to make some easy money from home.
Regards,
Jason
We are technically elmwoodstrip.org anyways. I had tried to buy the domain name for years but it was always so expensive. The last person that owned it offered it to me for 1000 GBP but I was poor at the time (e:news,809)
On another note, (e:terry) actually entered into an amateur strip contest the other night and although (e:theecarey), (e:matthew) and I plus a few of our friends screamed and hooted louder than anyone he did not win. I think it was rigged.
iriesara - 10/24/06 11:19
That's so freaking hysterical!!! I love Terry - not a big surprise him stripping, I'm surprised it took so long! I wish I could see all three of you next week! Paul, email me your phone number, or call me if you have mine. I tried to call last night, but either couldn't remember your number, or you got a new one. hmm....
That's so freaking hysterical!!! I love Terry - not a big surprise him stripping, I'm surprised it took so long! I wish I could see all three of you next week! Paul, email me your phone number, or call me if you have mine. I tried to call last night, but either couldn't remember your number, or you got a new one. hmm....
jason - 10/24/06 08:15
HAHA! Fuckin Terry. What a goof!
HAHA! Fuckin Terry. What a goof!
mk - 10/24/06 00:43
that is very funny that there will be the two websites with such similar addresses. i don't really have much else to say about that. it reminds me of whitehouse.com vs. whitehouse.gov. i believe white house.com is a pornographic site. please forgive me for this lame-o comment!!
that is very funny that there will be the two websites with such similar addresses. i don't really have much else to say about that. it reminds me of whitehouse.com vs. whitehouse.gov. i believe white house.com is a pornographic site. please forgive me for this lame-o comment!!
10/23/2006 16:51 #32790
The American DreamCategory: work
Maybe I am actually living the american dream minus the kids and white picket fence. I was so poor before. Now I am eligable for social security insurance according to the government, although I have my doubts about it being there when I retire. The letter came with a handy list of how much I have paid into the system. Or at least how much income was taxed.
(e:hodown) - remember 1995. I think that explains a lot about the amount of money I had. I am quite surprised because I was actually working that whole year. So it makes me wonder if someone didn't actually report my taxes. Maybe I was working under the table?
I went to go buy a book on Ajax design patterns and javascript at the bookstore but realized tehre is nothing left to know really. I deliberately make choices to do things the way I do, I recognize all the possibilities and I am sure that I have thoroughly covered the issue.
There are so many books on blogging at the bookstore now. What exactly is a whole book about blogging even about. It seems like a person would be better off reading other blogs to get an idea about blogging rather than a book about blogging. I am sure there is even an idiots guide to blogging.
(e:hodown) - remember 1995. I think that explains a lot about the amount of money I had. I am quite surprised because I was actually working that whole year. So it makes me wonder if someone didn't actually report my taxes. Maybe I was working under the table?
I went to go buy a book on Ajax design patterns and javascript at the bookstore but realized tehre is nothing left to know really. I deliberately make choices to do things the way I do, I recognize all the possibilities and I am sure that I have thoroughly covered the issue.
There are so many books on blogging at the bookstore now. What exactly is a whole book about blogging even about. It seems like a person would be better off reading other blogs to get an idea about blogging rather than a book about blogging. I am sure there is even an idiots guide to blogging.
10/23/2006 13:10 #32789
Being SickCategory: health
I am still sick today. I cannot believe it. I tried for once to not use echinacea. Usually my cold only last like 3 days. Well this time it is going on 7 days. Next time I am sure to use it.
I am so sick of having my throat hurt and coughing. I just hope that my sinuses are better by the time I go to get on the plane for San Francisco on Monday. One time I flew with stuffed sinuses and I distinctly remember thinking my eyes were going to pop of out of my face. I was so extremely painful and I actually remember holding my eye into my face because of the pressure. It was the first time I flew on a plane to south carolina in 1995.
I am so sick of having my throat hurt and coughing. I just hope that my sinuses are better by the time I go to get on the plane for San Francisco on Monday. One time I flew with stuffed sinuses and I distinctly remember thinking my eyes were going to pop of out of my face. I was so extremely painful and I actually remember holding my eye into my face because of the pressure. It was the first time I flew on a plane to south carolina in 1995.
vycious - 10/23/06 19:00
imma firm believer in the echinacea.
imma firm believer in the echinacea.
jenks - 10/23/06 18:10
there's some other stuff too... like giant alka seltzer that you put in the shower that make all sorts of steamy goodness that clears you out. I think it's called Suda-care.
there's some other stuff too... like giant alka seltzer that you put in the shower that make all sorts of steamy goodness that clears you out. I think it's called Suda-care.
iriesara - 10/23/06 17:50
I can't wait to see you Paul - get better so we can have lots of fun! Just take like 4 multi-vitamins a day - you'll be good as new!
I can't wait to see you Paul - get better so we can have lots of fun! Just take like 4 multi-vitamins a day - you'll be good as new!
neckbreaker - 10/23/06 17:07
Make sure its not a sinus infection and if you fly, use Ayre. Some people don't like it but I have horrible sinuses and it helps a lot.
Make sure its not a sinus infection and if you fly, use Ayre. Some people don't like it but I have horrible sinuses and it helps a lot.
twisted - 10/23/06 14:16
go get some echinacea!!! and don't forget the airborne I left is loaded with it and other good for you crap.
go get some echinacea!!! and don't forget the airborne I left is loaded with it and other good for you crap.
vincent - 10/23/06 13:52
I can relate. What helps me this time of year is just staying too comfortable warm. When the snow is flying I like to go and bake myself in a tanning bed not to look like a porn star but to warm up my bones. If your are having trouble with your sinuses try getting a membership to a gym with a sauna. For me that usually provides some short term relief.
I can relate. What helps me this time of year is just staying too comfortable warm. When the snow is flying I like to go and bake myself in a tanning bed not to look like a porn star but to warm up my bones. If your are having trouble with your sinuses try getting a membership to a gym with a sauna. For me that usually provides some short term relief.
enknot - 10/23/06 13:14
Get better soon. You just missed the funnest lunch ever! And yes funnest is a word! Nyah!
Get better soon. You just missed the funnest lunch ever! And yes funnest is a word! Nyah!
10/19/2006 16:45 #32788
A day in the life of a spice boyCategory: linwood
I have been sick the last two days. Yesterday, I really wanted to eat some spicy food as I thought it would make me feel better. (e:theecarey) and I went to Wegmans at around 8PM and I was feeling a little more lively.
We bought lots of seafood to make jamabalya, another ultiate chocolate cake, and some champagne/wine. Well at first we didn't know what to make but my phone suggested jamabalya.
We bought mussels, scallops, catfish, sausage and spices. The mussels from Wegmans were pretty crappy. We bought two bags and I had to throw out about 40 of them as they were dead and smelled really bad. The rest were fine. I think I am done with mussels for a bit.
Bad ones
Good ones
I never realized what a difference there was in the quality of spice brands / labels. I suppose it makes sense. Let me use the bay leaves as an example.
Spice Island Bay Leaves are like the Kine Bud Did you know that Kine means excellent in Hawaii. Anyhow, at the opposite end of the spectrum, is the schwag of bay leaves - McCormick brand, red top line. They are all chopped up and have bug holes in the leaves, etc.
Spice Island Bay Leaves cost $9.50 per bottle
The McCormick Gourmet Line $5.89 per bottle
McCormick Red Top Brand Thrift Bay Leaves $3.39 per bottle
When I was searching for the spice island web site I found this
Here is the jambalaya itself, a very delicious dish. After we ate it I fell asleep on the dining room floor and then went to bed around 10PM.
We finally closed on the mansion today. I felt like crap the whole time and had to sign like 3000 peices of paper. I wish I could have not been sick but at least it is over and we own the house, moreover, we actually own more property than I thought. The stone fence is on our land as is part of our neighbor's driveway that he tried to tell me was his land. I really don't care if he uses it, but it isn't his property. He even cut our bushes the one day because he said they were on his property. Maybe, I should let him keep believing that!
While reviewing the land around the mansion, I had this overwhelming fuck you people who didn't think I was good enough feeling.
Over the last couple months the interest rate went down and we actually pay $100 less per month. The guy we bought the house from owed two years in taxes and back water bills. It came to over $6000 but they just took that out of the price of the house - so that we in essence got credited for it. Basically, the seller loses the money and the city gets it but we pay the same price.
The terry looking serious at the county clerks office - did you know that McKinley was burried here.
The downpayment
The property lines
We bought lots of seafood to make jamabalya, another ultiate chocolate cake, and some champagne/wine. Well at first we didn't know what to make but my phone suggested jamabalya.
We bought mussels, scallops, catfish, sausage and spices. The mussels from Wegmans were pretty crappy. We bought two bags and I had to throw out about 40 of them as they were dead and smelled really bad. The rest were fine. I think I am done with mussels for a bit.
Bad ones
Good ones
I never realized what a difference there was in the quality of spice brands / labels. I suppose it makes sense. Let me use the bay leaves as an example.
Spice Island Bay Leaves are like the Kine Bud Did you know that Kine means excellent in Hawaii. Anyhow, at the opposite end of the spectrum, is the schwag of bay leaves - McCormick brand, red top line. They are all chopped up and have bug holes in the leaves, etc.
Spice Island Bay Leaves cost $9.50 per bottle
The McCormick Gourmet Line $5.89 per bottle
McCormick Red Top Brand Thrift Bay Leaves $3.39 per bottle
When I was searching for the spice island web site I found this
Here is the jambalaya itself, a very delicious dish. After we ate it I fell asleep on the dining room floor and then went to bed around 10PM.
We finally closed on the mansion today. I felt like crap the whole time and had to sign like 3000 peices of paper. I wish I could have not been sick but at least it is over and we own the house, moreover, we actually own more property than I thought. The stone fence is on our land as is part of our neighbor's driveway that he tried to tell me was his land. I really don't care if he uses it, but it isn't his property. He even cut our bushes the one day because he said they were on his property. Maybe, I should let him keep believing that!
While reviewing the land around the mansion, I had this overwhelming fuck you people who didn't think I was good enough feeling.
Over the last couple months the interest rate went down and we actually pay $100 less per month. The guy we bought the house from owed two years in taxes and back water bills. It came to over $6000 but they just took that out of the price of the house - so that we in essence got credited for it. Basically, the seller loses the money and the city gets it but we pay the same price.
The terry looking serious at the county clerks office - did you know that McKinley was burried here.
The downpayment
The property lines
southernyankee - 10/20/06 22:59
Congrats! Oh what fun! Home Sweet Home
Congrats! Oh what fun! Home Sweet Home
mrmike - 10/20/06 08:18
Patience does have some rewards. It has to be a tremendous relief for you guys to have that monkey off your backs. Time for an "it's ours" party I'm sure
Patience does have some rewards. It has to be a tremendous relief for you guys to have that monkey off your backs. Time for an "it's ours" party I'm sure
uncutsaniflush - 10/19/06 17:15
Congrats on finally closing. I'm real happy to hear that delay made things better for y'all financially.
Congrats on finally closing. I'm real happy to hear that delay made things better for y'all financially.
I would reccommend contacting the proper authorities. Maybe look into getting her into a women's shelter?
True story: I actually had a dream last night where I stopped by your house and you introduced me to your sugar gliders. No joke. Weird... They definitely weren't behaving like that, though.
was gonna make a joke about tiny little cigarettes puffing away....but