03/10/05 11:57 - ID#37457

Injured on the job

Acriminal broke into the basement of a bank through a street-level window. In the process, however, he suffered from several lacerations. After he realized that he could neither get the money nor climb back through the window from whence he came, the robber panicked. Realizing he was going to bleed to death if he did not get help, he located a phone and dialed 911. The rest, as they say, is history.

Under the circumstances this guy made the right move. Either die or be saved and serve some jail time. At lease he didn't steal anything. So all he can get charged with is attempted robbery or something of that nature. The way the writer desribes the tale it is as if the robber was stupid for what he has done. I think he was stupid for the accidents that occured but in the end he made the right decision.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

03/10/05 11:36 - ID#37456

Nashville

Nashville Laws
No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.
Shouldn't it be no one is allowed to keep any wild animal as a pet? Not just a cheetah? Its obvious why such a law exists because you hear these kinds on stories on the news about people being attcked by animals. Monkeys have been the latest story. A group of monkeys at a zoo attacked a keeper and he has had serious injuries and a vast amount of his body.
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
Something that can be accidental but should be a law. I don't think it should require a serious charge though. Its not always the man's fault after all. What if someone provoked the thought? Do they get a charger as well or just the man?
Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway.
It should be a law in general not just for a high way. Either way it can be a very dangerous act where someone could trip and get dragged by the moving car.
No person may roller skate and listen to a personal cd player at the same time.
This is a good one because listening to music is dulling down your sense of hearing inwhich could keep you from getting in a serious accident. This law is probably one that exists in many areas of the world.
Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window.
Also a good one. It is specified to not throwing stones at All. Meaning it is not allowed anywhere. Which is a good thing since kids like throwing stones at animals and moving cars from what I have seen in the world.
To play pinball, one must be 18 years old.
Not all these laws can be smart can they? I don't see the need for this one since pinball is not a game that contains adult material and conduct. Its just an ordinary game. I say if there should be a age limit it shouldn't be 18. It should be alittle lower.
All persons riding scooters must ride in single file.
I hardly ever see anyone riding scooters so this law shouldn't effect many people. But even so riding in single file is alittle strange. I understand it if its on the side of the road but what about a country like scene?
Spitting is prohibited on sidewalks.
Spitting is asking to spread your germs. I still don't think it should be a law though. I personally do not spit but no one is really getting severely hurt if they witness such a act. Unless they decide to like the spit themselves I don't see a diasaster happening from it.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

03/08/05 01:03 - ID#37455

Bush

Many people find that this man shouldn't be president right now and is the reason why so many people are being killed. The way I see it and I am not trying to say I am backing him up is that it is true that he is the reason why many peolple are being killed but its his duty to say if there should be a war or not. I believe any president would have decided the same as he has. But not the same exact way he did it. He is expanding efforts to find terrorists and through the 911 movie the film questions his involvement. So this leaves the question of is he right or wrong? I think he is in between.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

03/08/05 12:54 - ID#37454

Cyber Criminals comic

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Location: Buffalo, NY

03/08/05 12:47 - ID#37453

Batteries

Figuring they could sell parts on the black market, two men broke into an auto shop and stole six batteries and five carburetors. As the two were making their getaway, their car broke down. The duo called a tow truck and were immediately reported by the driver. It was later found out that the car broke down because the battery had died.
They shoiuld have at least used the batteries they stole to get the car working.. What people will do for a extra buck. If they were so short of money why did they waste some on trying to call a tow truck. Those things cost a arm and a leg. unless they paniced and were too afraid to use the objects they stole out in the open. Anyway the two are getting what is coming to them. At least its just a petty crime situation where no one could have been hurt.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

03/08/05 12:42 - ID#37452

boy driver

Kentucky
An inebriated teen decided to take the family car to the local convenience store in an attempt to buy some more spirits. After owners of the store would not give the boy what he wanted, he left the store only to find that the car would not start. Knowing that he would be in serious trouble if he did not quickly get home, the boy stole the police car a few yards from him. As he is driving home in the cruiser, a police officer spotted the boy and turn on his sirens. Not wanting to upset the officer, the boy pulled over. He was quickly placed under arrest and taken to the local jail.

Just a simple case of fear can lead people in all kinds of directions. Even those that will cause serious problems. The boy was stupid enough to take the car let alone the cop car. Now lets see how much he'll be in trouble now.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

03/08/05 12:37 - ID#37451

Vermont

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

I am surprised to see this law in the United States of all countries.You would think it would be in one where woman were treated terrible. Yes the U.S does have its limitations on how it treats woman as men are treated but other countries are far more worse. a woman who needs false teeth is a woman of age and you'd think by now she has the rights to where them if she wanted to.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

03/08/05 12:32 - ID#37450

More crime bumperstickers

Take a Bite out of Crime.

It tastes like Chicken.

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

No radio. Already stolen.

Thank you for pot smoking.

Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't roleplay.

I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you

I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen!

I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

Only users lose drugs

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

D.A.R.E : Drugs Are Really Exciting

Crime Does Pay (seen on a new BMW)

Officer, I swear the body was dead when I found it

Officer, will this bumper sticker saying "Support Law Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?

I'm innocent, I was framed, I didn't really mean to do it.

This and previous entry from Dumblaws.com

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Location: Buffalo, NY

03/08/05 12:28 - ID#37449

crime Bumperstickers

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Fight Crime. Shoot back!

Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot - Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail.

Thieves will be beaten, stabbed and stomped. Survivors will be prosecuted.

Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853.
Anonymous

My kid's an honor student...yes your honor...no contest your honor..nice tie your honor.

I hate cops!

Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

03/08/05 12:23 - ID#37448

Spray paint

Law: One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
Country: United States
City: Tempe
Citation: Sec. 22-103. Limiting access to graffiti implements.
(a) No person other than a parent or legal guardian shall sell, exchange, give, loan, or otherwise furnish, or cause or permit to be exchanged, given, loaned, or otherwise furnished, any graffiti implement to any person under the age of eighteen (18) years.
(b) Evidence that a person, his or her employee, or agent demanded and was shown acceptable evidence of majority and acted upon such evidence in a transaction or sale shall be a defense to any prosecution under this section. Acceptable evidence of majority shall include, but is not limited to, driver's license, state-issued identification or military identification.
(c) This section does not apply to the transfer of graffiti implements from parent to child, guardian to ward, employer to employee, teacher to student or in any other similar relationship when such transfer is for a lawful purpose.
(d) Violation of this section is a class 1 misdemeanor.
(Ord. No. 97.66, 12-11-97)

This law is self expanitory. What age brackets usually paint crap all over walls and sides of objects. I think this is a good law but probably makes little sense to the majority of the population since many find graffitti issues not that big of a deal. Spary paint can also be a useful substance in "Getting High" I guess. So thats another situation this law stops.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

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