Angry Girlfriend
Pensacola Florida
A taxi driver in Pensacola, Florida, picked up a couple after their first date. The driver dropped the woman off first then began to drive the man home. About a mile past the woman's house, the man jumped out of the moving taxi and ran off without paying. The taxi driver went back the female's house where he called the police. The woman gave the man's full name, address, and phone number; she even offered to escort the police when they arrested him.
Never get on a woman's bad side. She sure can get revenge. I can't believe he would just run off out of the taxi like that. I pictured doing it once or twice just because he has no idea where you are going or who you are but when you have someone else there that does your pretty much screwed...
Car Phone
Longview, Texas
A Texas woman's car, along with her cellular phone, were stolen. Upset, the woman went into the local police station and reported the crime. The police officer called the woman's cellular phone number, when the woman heard her distinctive ring just a few feet away. The brilliant criminal had answered the phone while standing in line at the police station to pay a parking ticket. The woman identified the phone and the thief was immediately arrested.
Amazing how small the world is after all. If only all crimes were solved as easy as one such as this. The fact the criminal brought the stolen good inside the station helped also....But still what luck.

Sterling, Colorado .. Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
This ones funny. next they must know how to use blinkers for turning.
Iowa .. One-armed piano players must perform for free
It is bad enough they only have one arm to perform with now they must perform for free after still maintaining a high level of skill and practice?
Fort Madison, Iowa .. The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
Only 15 minutes you say? I have a new major now.
Marshalltown, iowa .. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrant
You know i heard eating them builds your iron up in your blood sytem...so why not?
Florida .. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
Good luck trying to though. I think accomplishing the idea is punishment enough.
Florida .. You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
A husband should be able to do that if he wants...Right guys?
Tampa Bay, Florida .. It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
I say eat it whenever you want as long s its not stale or spoiled.
Kansas .. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights
Makes sense but isn't it also a law that you can not cross a highway at all?
Kansas .. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
A law that technically can never be broken. So it should have never been written.

Philippines Laws
Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 A.M. to 7:00 P.M.

What a hassle this will turn out to be. So many people won't be allowed to go on the road just because their plates end a particular way. I don't even see the need for such a thing. I hope the fine isn't too harsh because if this was in the U.S people would probably break it every day it was in effect.

Unknown
A man walked into a convenience store with a shotgun under his coat. He pointed it at the cashier and demanded all the money she had. When he saw a magazine he wanted to read, he put the gun on the counter and walked over to the rack. The cashier got the gun and held the thief at gunpoint until the police arrived.

Tampa, Florida
From an alley, a burglar climbed to the roof of a convenience store. Thinking it would be a good idea to break in through the roof, he cut a hole for him to enter through. He botched the job, however, and fell through the ceiling on top of a coffee pot. The man had not realized that the store was opened twenty-four hours a day. A police officer was standing at the pot fixing a cup of coffee.

Unknown
A man and his girlfriend were robbing a convenience store. While waiting for her boyfriend to finish getting the money, the woman noticed a contest entry form. Thinking it would be cool to win, she filled out the form complete with her name, address, and phone number. A few hours later the police were at the couple's house to arrest them.


It appears many of these stories are starting to sound familiar. After going through tons they are all almost the same thing but slightly different. I mean for example the man reading a magazine is the same dumb move the other man did with picking the man's pocket. Its true how crime doesn't really pay. Criminals lack more then just money. They also lack brains as well.

Unknown
A man robbed a convenience store. As he was waiting for the cashier to put all of the money in the bag, he got greedy and decided to steal the wallet of the man standing next to him. In an attempt to pick the man's pocket, he placed his shotgun on the counter. The cashier quickly grabbed the weapon and shot at the suspect for fled from the scene. He was arrested a few days later.

I don't see how dumb an individual can be doing this. He has a gun and instead of telling the man to give up his wallet he attempts to pick his pocket? That and then adding the fact that he put the gun down to do such a thing. In a attempt like this it goes to show that not everyone has the capablility of making the right choices and decisions at the same time.