mobile03/10/05 02:01 - ID#37469
Two Tales
Angry Girlfriend
Pensacola Florida
A taxi driver in Pensacola, Florida, picked up a couple after their first date. The driver dropped the woman off first then began to drive the man home. About a mile past the woman's house, the man jumped out of the moving taxi and ran off without paying. The taxi driver went back the female's house where he called the police. The woman gave the man's full name, address, and phone number; she even offered to escort the police when they arrested him.
Never get on a woman's bad side. She sure can get revenge. I can't believe he would just run off out of the taxi like that. I pictured doing it once or twice just because he has no idea where you are going or who you are but when you have someone else there that does your pretty much screwed...
Car Phone
Longview, Texas
A Texas woman's car, along with her cellular phone, were stolen. Upset, the woman went into the local police station and reported the crime. The police officer called the woman's cellular phone number, when the woman heard her distinctive ring just a few feet away. The brilliant criminal had answered the phone while standing in line at the police station to pay a parking ticket. The woman identified the phone and the thief was immediately arrested.
Amazing how small the world is after all. If only all crimes were solved as easy as one such as this. The fact the criminal brought the stolen good inside the station helped also....But still what luck.
Pensacola Florida
A taxi driver in Pensacola, Florida, picked up a couple after their first date. The driver dropped the woman off first then began to drive the man home. About a mile past the woman's house, the man jumped out of the moving taxi and ran off without paying. The taxi driver went back the female's house where he called the police. The woman gave the man's full name, address, and phone number; she even offered to escort the police when they arrested him.
Never get on a woman's bad side. She sure can get revenge. I can't believe he would just run off out of the taxi like that. I pictured doing it once or twice just because he has no idea where you are going or who you are but when you have someone else there that does your pretty much screwed...
Car Phone
Longview, Texas
A Texas woman's car, along with her cellular phone, were stolen. Upset, the woman went into the local police station and reported the crime. The police officer called the woman's cellular phone number, when the woman heard her distinctive ring just a few feet away. The brilliant criminal had answered the phone while standing in line at the police station to pay a parking ticket. The woman identified the phone and the thief was immediately arrested.
Amazing how small the world is after all. If only all crimes were solved as easy as one such as this. The fact the criminal brought the stolen good inside the station helped also....But still what luck.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/05 01:52 - ID#37468
Various Places
Sterling, Colorado .. Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
This ones funny. next they must know how to use blinkers for turning.
Iowa .. One-armed piano players must perform for free
It is bad enough they only have one arm to perform with now they must perform for free after still maintaining a high level of skill and practice?
Fort Madison, Iowa .. The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
Only 15 minutes you say? I have a new major now.
Marshalltown, iowa .. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrant
You know i heard eating them builds your iron up in your blood sytem...so why not?
Florida .. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
Good luck trying to though. I think accomplishing the idea is punishment enough.
Florida .. You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
A husband should be able to do that if he wants...Right guys?
Tampa Bay, Florida .. It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
I say eat it whenever you want as long s its not stale or spoiled.
Kansas .. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights
Makes sense but isn't it also a law that you can not cross a highway at all?
Kansas .. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
A law that technically can never be broken. So it should have never been written.
This ones funny. next they must know how to use blinkers for turning.
Iowa .. One-armed piano players must perform for free
It is bad enough they only have one arm to perform with now they must perform for free after still maintaining a high level of skill and practice?
Fort Madison, Iowa .. The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
Only 15 minutes you say? I have a new major now.
Marshalltown, iowa .. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrant
You know i heard eating them builds your iron up in your blood sytem...so why not?
Florida .. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
Good luck trying to though. I think accomplishing the idea is punishment enough.
Florida .. You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
A husband should be able to do that if he wants...Right guys?
Tampa Bay, Florida .. It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
I say eat it whenever you want as long s its not stale or spoiled.
Kansas .. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights
Makes sense but isn't it also a law that you can not cross a highway at all?
Kansas .. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
A law that technically can never be broken. So it should have never been written.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/05 01:37 - ID#37467
License Plates
Philippines Laws
Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 A.M. to 7:00 P.M.
What a hassle this will turn out to be. So many people won't be allowed to go on the road just because their plates end a particular way. I don't even see the need for such a thing. I hope the fine isn't too harsh because if this was in the U.S people would probably break it every day it was in effect.
Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 A.M. to 7:00 P.M.
What a hassle this will turn out to be. So many people won't be allowed to go on the road just because their plates end a particular way. I don't even see the need for such a thing. I hope the fine isn't too harsh because if this was in the U.S people would probably break it every day it was in effect.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/05 01:26 - ID#37466
Stores
Unknown
A man walked into a convenience store with a shotgun under his coat. He pointed it at the cashier and demanded all the money she had. When he saw a magazine he wanted to read, he put the gun on the counter and walked over to the rack. The cashier got the gun and held the thief at gunpoint until the police arrived.
Tampa, Florida
From an alley, a burglar climbed to the roof of a convenience store. Thinking it would be a good idea to break in through the roof, he cut a hole for him to enter through. He botched the job, however, and fell through the ceiling on top of a coffee pot. The man had not realized that the store was opened twenty-four hours a day. A police officer was standing at the pot fixing a cup of coffee.
Unknown
A man and his girlfriend were robbing a convenience store. While waiting for her boyfriend to finish getting the money, the woman noticed a contest entry form. Thinking it would be cool to win, she filled out the form complete with her name, address, and phone number. A few hours later the police were at the couple's house to arrest them.
It appears many of these stories are starting to sound familiar. After going through tons they are all almost the same thing but slightly different. I mean for example the man reading a magazine is the same dumb move the other man did with picking the man's pocket. Its true how crime doesn't really pay. Criminals lack more then just money. They also lack brains as well.
A man walked into a convenience store with a shotgun under his coat. He pointed it at the cashier and demanded all the money she had. When he saw a magazine he wanted to read, he put the gun on the counter and walked over to the rack. The cashier got the gun and held the thief at gunpoint until the police arrived.
Tampa, Florida
From an alley, a burglar climbed to the roof of a convenience store. Thinking it would be a good idea to break in through the roof, he cut a hole for him to enter through. He botched the job, however, and fell through the ceiling on top of a coffee pot. The man had not realized that the store was opened twenty-four hours a day. A police officer was standing at the pot fixing a cup of coffee.
Unknown
A man and his girlfriend were robbing a convenience store. While waiting for her boyfriend to finish getting the money, the woman noticed a contest entry form. Thinking it would be cool to win, she filled out the form complete with her name, address, and phone number. A few hours later the police were at the couple's house to arrest them.
It appears many of these stories are starting to sound familiar. After going through tons they are all almost the same thing but slightly different. I mean for example the man reading a magazine is the same dumb move the other man did with picking the man's pocket. Its true how crime doesn't really pay. Criminals lack more then just money. They also lack brains as well.
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Words: 273
Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/05 01:15 - ID#37465
Pick pocket
Unknown
A man robbed a convenience store. As he was waiting for the cashier to put all of the money in the bag, he got greedy and decided to steal the wallet of the man standing next to him. In an attempt to pick the man's pocket, he placed his shotgun on the counter. The cashier quickly grabbed the weapon and shot at the suspect for fled from the scene. He was arrested a few days later.
I don't see how dumb an individual can be doing this. He has a gun and instead of telling the man to give up his wallet he attempts to pick his pocket? That and then adding the fact that he put the gun down to do such a thing. In a attempt like this it goes to show that not everyone has the capablility of making the right choices and decisions at the same time.
A man robbed a convenience store. As he was waiting for the cashier to put all of the money in the bag, he got greedy and decided to steal the wallet of the man standing next to him. In an attempt to pick the man's pocket, he placed his shotgun on the counter. The cashier quickly grabbed the weapon and shot at the suspect for fled from the scene. He was arrested a few days later.
I don't see how dumb an individual can be doing this. He has a gun and instead of telling the man to give up his wallet he attempts to pick his pocket? That and then adding the fact that he put the gun down to do such a thing. In a attempt like this it goes to show that not everyone has the capablility of making the right choices and decisions at the same time.
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Words: 152
Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/05 01:09 - ID#37464
Dimed
Belmont, New Hampshire
In Belmont, New Hampshire a teenager robbed the local convenience store. Getting away with a pocket full of change, the boy walked home. He did not realize, however, that he had holes in both of his pockets. A trail of quarters and dimes led police directly to his house.
Ever notice the stupidest acts are done by children trying to commit crimes. First of all he stile change...? Petty theft right there. I know he probably didn't know the value of money and would have taken anything but its amazing what people take. I'm also surpised that the cops were informed. It must have been a lot of change to stir up the police being informed. The boy needed to learn a lesson and I am glad he was caught. People thinking they are getting away with something when they clearly not are the worst.
In Belmont, New Hampshire a teenager robbed the local convenience store. Getting away with a pocket full of change, the boy walked home. He did not realize, however, that he had holes in both of his pockets. A trail of quarters and dimes led police directly to his house.
Ever notice the stupidest acts are done by children trying to commit crimes. First of all he stile change...? Petty theft right there. I know he probably didn't know the value of money and would have taken anything but its amazing what people take. I'm also surpised that the cops were informed. It must have been a lot of change to stir up the police being informed. The boy needed to learn a lesson and I am glad he was caught. People thinking they are getting away with something when they clearly not are the worst.
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Words: 147
Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/05 01:02 - ID#37463
West Virginia
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
So many things wrong with this law. where should I begin? Oh yeah...Its gross. It would make more sense if the animal were to weigh more then 40 pounds cause a grown man could severly hurt a animal way smaller then he is. The pure thought of both of them ingaging in intercourse is agianst so many values of nature, religion and one's own pride for another thing. Someone willing enough to do that is really demented.
So many things wrong with this law. where should I begin? Oh yeah...Its gross. It would make more sense if the animal were to weigh more then 40 pounds cause a grown man could severly hurt a animal way smaller then he is. The pure thought of both of them ingaging in intercourse is agianst so many values of nature, religion and one's own pride for another thing. Someone willing enough to do that is really demented.
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Words: 97
Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/05 12:53 - ID#37462
Tampa
Law: Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
Country: United States
City: Tampa
Citation: Sec. 14-148. Prohibited activities.
(a) No person within an adult use shall, within six (6) feet of another person, display or expose any specified anatomical area or engage in any specified sexual activity, provided, however, that this provision shall not apply to prevent:
(1) Adult use employees or entertainers at an adult use from using dressing room facilities that are not accessible or viewable by patrons or the public and so long as such use does not include the intentional touching of the specified anatomical area of another person or such persons engaging in any specified sexual activity; or
(2) Any person from using bathroom facilities within an adult use so long as such use does not include the intentional touching of the specified anatomical areas of another person or such persons engaging in any specified sexual activity.
(b) No person who owns or operates an adult use shall knowingly, or with reason to know, permit, suffer or allow any violation of subsection (a) above.
No stone was left unturned in the making of this law. It covers a lot of ground and is even ordered in a paragraph like fashion. I guess this shows that they weren't kidding when they wrote this. Lap dances are usually supossed to be up close and personal. Throw in a mix of all these laws and you'd have no clue what you could and couldn't do. This aren't really stressed all that much. unless they put it on the door as you walk in so you know.
Country: United States
City: Tampa
Citation: Sec. 14-148. Prohibited activities.
(a) No person within an adult use shall, within six (6) feet of another person, display or expose any specified anatomical area or engage in any specified sexual activity, provided, however, that this provision shall not apply to prevent:
(1) Adult use employees or entertainers at an adult use from using dressing room facilities that are not accessible or viewable by patrons or the public and so long as such use does not include the intentional touching of the specified anatomical area of another person or such persons engaging in any specified sexual activity; or
(2) Any person from using bathroom facilities within an adult use so long as such use does not include the intentional touching of the specified anatomical areas of another person or such persons engaging in any specified sexual activity.
(b) No person who owns or operates an adult use shall knowingly, or with reason to know, permit, suffer or allow any violation of subsection (a) above.
No stone was left unturned in the making of this law. It covers a lot of ground and is even ordered in a paragraph like fashion. I guess this shows that they weren't kidding when they wrote this. Lap dances are usually supossed to be up close and personal. Throw in a mix of all these laws and you'd have no clue what you could and couldn't do. This aren't really stressed all that much. unless they put it on the door as you walk in so you know.
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Words: 270
Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/05 12:42 - ID#37461
yemen pork
It is illegal to import pork products into Yemen, with a maximum punishment of death.
Alot of places don't like anything to do with pork but the punishment of death seems alittle harsh to me. Shouldn't it be like a fine or jail time? Some people like pork even if a whole country is against it. So if you can't get it in your country why can't you bring it back? I know why but what I mean is cuban cigars are banned from the U.S.A but you don't get killed for the offense. Also the "Maximum" punishment is death....I'd hate to see what the punishment is thats worse then that.
Alot of places don't like anything to do with pork but the punishment of death seems alittle harsh to me. Shouldn't it be like a fine or jail time? Some people like pork even if a whole country is against it. So if you can't get it in your country why can't you bring it back? I know why but what I mean is cuban cigars are banned from the U.S.A but you don't get killed for the offense. Also the "Maximum" punishment is death....I'd hate to see what the punishment is thats worse then that.
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Words: 114
Location: Buffalo, NY
03/10/05 12:35 - ID#37460
Smoke
A man breaks into a old farm house that belongs to a friend of his to steal some guns. After breaking in and taking the guns, the man decides to sleep in the house. However, the old house is cold and doesn't have much in the way of a heating system. So, the burglar decides to use the fireplace. What he doesn't know is that the chimneys are covered to prevent raccoon from getting in them. The man makes his fire and goes to sleep, but he never wakes up. The house, along with the burglar, burn overnight.
The story's out come is sad even though he was someone who would even steal from his friend. The guy must have been poor to have to spend the night. Unless he didn't feel like going all the way back home right a way. My guess is the house was empty for a long period of time and in turn no heating system and a loss of memory of the chimney covering. Unless he was never told at all about it by his friend. The moral of today's story is never steal from a friend......
The story's out come is sad even though he was someone who would even steal from his friend. The guy must have been poor to have to spend the night. Unless he didn't feel like going all the way back home right a way. My guess is the house was empty for a long period of time and in turn no heating system and a loss of memory of the chimney covering. Unless he was never told at all about it by his friend. The moral of today's story is never steal from a friend......
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Words: 193
Location: Buffalo, NY
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