06/24/04 11:25 - ID#26408

gross

i had this dream last night.

i was going pee and finished. i felt like i needed to push more out so i tried and blood came out. i was worried because it wasn't 'that time of the month.' then, no i didn't give birth but i pushed out a fish! a blue fish. and it came from my bladder, not the other place. then i remembered, i did swallow a fish earlier but how did it end up in my bladder?

gross right?

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06/23/04 09:05 - ID#26407

but...

matthew... [inlink]matthew,281[/inlink]

are those real photos? not doctored? why was someone standing there taking their pictures and not stopping them? and i heard of a story of ducks stuck in a drain pipe and firemen got them out!

i need more information because i am sad now too. !!

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06/23/04 11:14 - ID#26406

new userpic

that pic was from sometime during my freshman year at UB. I was home with my comforter so it had to be Xmas or Summer. I liked my hair like that.. it was good for headband wear.

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06/23/04 10:56 - ID#26405

damn

Would it be unfair to staple a note to D's head to remind him to take out the trash.

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06/23/04 10:53 - ID#26404

hate titles.

jill->[inlink]jill,113[/inlink]

this reminded me of my own funny story. i think its funny anyway. last summer D and i lived in an apt complex with our Katie. everyone knew Katie's name before they even attempted to know ours but they eventually did. usually when we saw anyone they said, "Katie!!."
Then we would talk about how cute Katie was. Well this one guy from downstairs would say, "Hey Derek and Katie." When we would see him. I was beginning to think he got confused and that my name was Katie. I wasn't positive but it had already been about 5 months since he had been calling me Katie. Finally one day I wasn't with Katie outside and sure enough, he goes, "Katie! How are you?" Yep, He's really been calling me by my dog's name for more than 6 months. Then we moved out.. haha

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06/21/04 11:44 - ID#26403

oh yeah, beach

right, we went to the free beach near sherkston. we brought cheezits, pretzels and juice. it was in a bag hidden from sight. well, we decided to go for a walk so we did. as we were getting closer to our stuff on the way back you could see a swarm of seagulls on our things. we couldn't tell if it just looked like they were on our stuff or if they were trying to heist our goodies. sure enough those sea birds went into the bag and pulled out the bag of cheezits and ate a ton!!! They also got about a pound of sand in the bag. How did they know!? They can't smell can they, at least from a distance like a dog? I hate those birds. I got pooped on last summer. Right in the hair. Also, when I was 16, I was with my Highschool boyfriend at the boardwalk in NJ and a bird pooed on my leg. A boardwalk guy saw it and announced it on his microphone. He was real cool.

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06/21/04 11:37 - ID#26402

(e:mk) [inlink]mk,96[/inlink]

i have one of those mousepads and its so hard to sketch something on it.

I watched Carrie, that freaky movie. I have never seen it so I watched it. It was on TNT Saturday and if you remember the movie they show Carrie taking a shower in the beginning which is just weird to start with. They actually showed her butt plain as day and a far shot of her boobies. I was surprised.

Anyways.

If I had telekenises, I wouldn't make a scary bugged out face when I did it. Even though you want people to know you mean business I think they can gather that from the way their dress just spontaneously combusts. And I think the mother was freakier than Carrie. I'm glad I caught it on TV. I was really missing out on something.

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06/20/04 11:27 - ID#26401

cool

hey paul cool picture from your hot air balloon. i wish i could make pictures like that. i havn't the slightest clue. AND how funny you wrote about Sherkston. we were comtemplating going there today. thanks for the tips... free beach for us if we go.

hope you guys had fun last night. d and i went out to eat and got back at 930. now if it was friday night i could have gone. oh well.

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06/19/04 11:46 - ID#26400

joann

i'm going to joann fabrics today. let's see what i shall find. i have a 40% off coupon.

i have iron on transfer paper so i have to buy something like a blank tee so i can iron something cool on it. i am also making a bag for a rescue whippet who was only 14 pounds when they found her. whippets are usually between 22 and 40 pounds. she had chemical burns on her head and legs too. so many people have donated money to the vet to get her healthy and since they almost reached the goal, i thought i would make her a travel bag with a toy inside so when she goes to her rescue home she can take it with her. i just think about how good katie has it here and it breaks my heart when people abuse or neglect their animals.

i think i'm going to make katie a new bed too. oooh. i'll post pictures for sure cus i know you'll wanna see them.

watch out crazy craft people!

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06/19/04 01:56 - ID#26399

0h no

Matthew..... [inlink]matthew,274[/inlink]

ok now that's creepy. forget the cigar and the crow. i'm gonna go have a nightmare now.

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