Actually, I was exaggerating - there was on win, this was it. How the frick is this a win? I can't understand how the machine works at all, which makes it seem all the more suspicious.
The best part was the Mega sized mozzarella cheesesticks. The worst part was the cigarette smoke. I had no idea what it was like to be in a place where thousands of people are smoking cigarettes indoors.
We opened the glowstick fairy wand, but had no chance to show it off. Its kind of a sad end to the fairy wand.
Although the funny part of your post is that there is actually a Casino Rama that does exist. It's North of Toronto on the way to Cottage Country.
Just wait until the snows flies and that place is even more smokey. The slots anywhere these days are just set on "Suck" Canada is even worse if you can imagine that concept. A few years ago I could hop on a plane and get some fun out in Vegas as their payback settings were descent. Now with the depression, they're almost as bad as they are here.
I just go there for the Steakhouse and the Pan Asian place Koi, if not I'm just hanging out across the street at Starbucks. The place is run shitty and the people that work there are just borderline belligerent when it comes to natural customer service. I remember my Dad tell me how the people around Pittsburgh actually Wheeling WV were trashing the place down there and how they would never go back to the Seneca Niagara Casino.
When it think of the place I basically place it as a OK casino facility with a nice hotel but with East Fremont St Clientele.
I don't get any of the machines. When I was in Vegas I had earmarked 25 cents to gamble. But time slipped past (because we were travelling through Vegas to the Grand Canyon) and tiredness got the better of me. I had my last chance at the airport. But I spent 20 minutes figuring out how to play and it was time for the flight back so I didn't lose the 25 cents in the end.