So this is my new 2nd favorite blog but i think it should be titled:
This all looks freakin! delicious!

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this looks good, i love mozz sticks






this one prolly not so much



It's called a sweaty cowboy: fried spam, peanut butter, bacon and cheddar cheese all in a twinkie. I think i would prolly prefer a real sweaty cowboy to this

Here are some of my favorite dogs celebrating cinco de Mayo in miniature sombreros!



LENNY!





PUPPERS!






MIS FAVORITO!

I haven't written anything in a couple of weeks and feel like i have a backlog of journals I wanna write but for now I will just say I cannot freakin wait to be in Florida for a week starting wednesday with (e:libertad)! I can't to be in the sun and on the (hopefully not covered in oil) beach. And at DISNEY! And to see his mom and their cute dog Lenny (and the other animals). I just dread the flight,,,,ugh...get me one of those star trek travel and dissappear tihngs, that would be so much bette!

that is my new favorite saying

So as some of you know I am a pack rat, i even save text messages. NOt all of them cuz it only lets me keep so many but I have about 60 in this phone that I have saved. Some I save cuz they are funny or others because they will remind me of a certain time. I was just thiking about how I do that with each phone and then I get a new phone and lose them all so I am gonna type them out here for memories sake and some are kinda funny. I will change/leave out the names for protection of the innocent...some prolly make no sense to an outsider, this is more for my record

My last year in saved text messages:

oh. well pauly needs to be saved.

actually the power went out so they're having him tonight, its free cover and open bar ... wanna go?

get here soon ....please!!!! I can only entertain for so long!!!!

haha, I am not kissing an estrip stranger.

santa came last night while you were sleeping.

got this last night....FWD: what is "the bliss"

I HATE THIS PARKING LOT

THE WALL

did j. travolta kill his son and then cremate the body to hide the evidence.

awe i loove mike too.

FWD: the creepos are eating at target. do you think i should join them?

You need to come see my dad in the Kavinoky. John Warren is hilar.

are u watching the golden globes tonight? I saw some red carpet nes and thought of you : )

with a tub of pop and a trough of popcorn

"i thought not"

rite aid really does kill dreams, doesn't it?

happy inauguration day! sorry I missed you this weekend. I was pretty busy, went to the bar where u slapped the cowboy. ttyl

we watched american idol and the inagural party all night.

we can use the funeral home...perf

we are at the corner!!!

Sag awards prewshow- holly hunter lookin hot in pink

cool cool cool cool

we should find neg99

I just said excuse me to kelly clarkson in a hallway under the castle

i like jen

you were young and in love

they liked u mikey! they really liked u!

haha classy. like a glorified elwaseems

and yes I love when sporty people get fat too

holy shit! I keep forgetting to tell you...he had 3 nipples

do something they can't do....like brush your luscious locks

i heart target

cause their cankles won't allow for complete footwear?

she's crude & insulting & a little bit rascist...like miley cirus

and anyone else might find that depressing...like if they were filming a movie and in the opening they wanted to show that the character was sadly alone...

shush girl i said shut your lips do the helen keller and talk with your hips

i'm still pretty drunk at this point in my life fyi

For who you are - it has o regard to who u like--OK SO HERE I AM having this serious text thing and DOOFUS has to ask me for nail clippers

seriously, i'm gonna kill him someday and its just gonna be OK, its gonna be worth it, i'm gonna go to the big house and be locked up for the rest of my life but it will be worth it

lenny went looking for you when i got home

this reminded me of you and the ub paper

hahah me too! hahah f*in braided poop cum braid

I"ma ll about the hot slot action today!!!

don't forget body glitter, i totally will not go with you if you don't sport body glitter

if only we were mafia

I know. I admire your restraint

tasty children of god...tiny little chewy chocolate jesuses

um...tom cruise, katies holmes and suri.yup! so i'm pretty sure you just died but if not maybe i'll talk to you soon.

should i go in?

every year! we just have to act liek it. love you miguel!

you too. i'll miss my littler terrorist

record complete. well i left out a few that are too personal