So today I had a patient- a 17 year old girl with a 5th metacarpal fracture. Commonly known as a Boxer's Fracture- because you usually get it from punching someone/thing. (it's always funny when kids come in and try to give us some big elaborate story about how they fell or whatever- and we just look them straight in the eye and say "no really, what did you punch?" and they get all embarrassed and freaked out that we're psychic.)
But anyway- usually teenage girls who break their hands punching people are either trashy ghetto drama queens, or really tough man-girls. Sorry for the generalizations, but, well, that's been my experience.
But so today this girl was lying on the OR table getting prepped, and we went out to scrub our hands. The nurses and anesthesiologist usually chat with the patient as they go off to sleep.
So, we came in to the room, and scrubbed, ready for our gowns and gloves. And every single person in the room is listening to the girl with rapt attention. Someone says "and then what happened? What about your sister?!" But right then she drifted off to sleep.
But so of course I had to know what this exciting story was...
Well.
This girl is 17. She has a sister who is 15. Apparently there was a bitchy girl at their school who was always bullying and teasing the younger sister, and had been making her life miserable for 2 years.
So finally one day, the sister takes a bunch of pills. I guess their mom came home and found her unconscious. She called 911 and took her to the bathroom to try to make her throw up.
And then the older sister, I guess the next day, just walks straight into bully-girl's classroom, right in the middle of class, and punched her right in the face.
That's awesome.
Not that I condone violence, but I love seeing a girl stick up for her little sister like that!
(And it's so much better than the usual "I was drunk and punched a wall" story that we get.)
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just a little story03/17/2010 15:09 #51207
?Allergies?? Help!!Ok, so I've never had any allergies that I've been aware of.
All I can say now is that if this is what I've been 'missing'- I have a whole new sense of sympathy for allergy sufferers.
Yesterday morning I woke up with a bit of a scratchy throat and stuffy nose. No big deal. Took some aleve, made some theraflu, took a nap after work. And Airborne. (which is hocus pocus to me, but people swear by that stuff, so I figure it can't hurt.)
Felt decent this AM, a little sniffly.
So at 6am before work I took:
Airborne
1000mg tylenol
10mg claritin
240mg sudafed.
4 sprays Afrin
Got to work.
Eyes itching. Nose not stuffy, but dripping like a faucet. Coughing, sneezing. WTF!!!
This was probably 2h after taking that pharmacopeia at home.- and these meds are all supposed to last 12-24h.
But it was intolerable.
So I went to the pharmacy downstairs.
Took:
10mg zyrtec
more afrin
No relief.
Got home, took 25mg benadryl.
Still no change.
WTF!
I feel fine- except that my poor nose is about to fall off from kleenex overdose. No fever, no sore throat, no congestion. just itchy, runny nose and eyes, plus sneezing and some itchy cough.
From what I know, these are allergy symptoms. But i've never had them before. And the only places I've been are home and work- nothing new there. Yeah it's a little warmer out- but no flowers or pollen or anything.
If this is not better by tomorrow I don't know what I'll do.
Any chronic allergy people out there know any magic cures?!
All I can say now is that if this is what I've been 'missing'- I have a whole new sense of sympathy for allergy sufferers.
Yesterday morning I woke up with a bit of a scratchy throat and stuffy nose. No big deal. Took some aleve, made some theraflu, took a nap after work. And Airborne. (which is hocus pocus to me, but people swear by that stuff, so I figure it can't hurt.)
Felt decent this AM, a little sniffly.
So at 6am before work I took:
Airborne
1000mg tylenol
10mg claritin
240mg sudafed.
4 sprays Afrin
Got to work.
Eyes itching. Nose not stuffy, but dripping like a faucet. Coughing, sneezing. WTF!!!
This was probably 2h after taking that pharmacopeia at home.- and these meds are all supposed to last 12-24h.
But it was intolerable.
So I went to the pharmacy downstairs.
Took:
10mg zyrtec
more afrin
No relief.
Got home, took 25mg benadryl.
Still no change.
WTF!
I feel fine- except that my poor nose is about to fall off from kleenex overdose. No fever, no sore throat, no congestion. just itchy, runny nose and eyes, plus sneezing and some itchy cough.
From what I know, these are allergy symptoms. But i've never had them before. And the only places I've been are home and work- nothing new there. Yeah it's a little warmer out- but no flowers or pollen or anything.
If this is not better by tomorrow I don't know what I'll do.
Any chronic allergy people out there know any magic cures?!
03/15/2010 21:01 #51195
NostalgiaSo, last night I had a really vivid dream about my old house in New Orleans. So today I googled it.
And I found a pdf of some glossy report about katrina funding- showing that my house was denied.
Then I found a pdf of the minutes of some new orleans historical preservation society- from 2009.
And in the last section of the minutes, "demolition for neglect"- I found my house.
Yet google maps still shows it in all its glory... bougainvillea (sp?) in bloom... looking great. But, it says 2009 in the corner.
I am amazingly sad.
In fact, I am surprised by how sad this news makes me.
Goodbye, old friend.
:(

And I found a pdf of some glossy report about katrina funding- showing that my house was denied.
Then I found a pdf of the minutes of some new orleans historical preservation society- from 2009.
And in the last section of the minutes, "demolition for neglect"- I found my house.
Yet google maps still shows it in all its glory... bougainvillea (sp?) in bloom... looking great. But, it says 2009 in the corner.
I am amazingly sad.
In fact, I am surprised by how sad this news makes me.
Goodbye, old friend.
:(

02/28/2010 13:43 #51089
Really....02/19/2010 23:48 #51045
Vacation...So... I just got back from vacation. And it sucks that we couldn't stay longer- BUT, it's really nice to still have the whole weekend.
So friday night we went to my parents' as a little surprise for my mom's 60th bday. My sis/BIL/niece came in saturday, but they got in too late and we missed them. But, still I think mom was really touched/surprised that we came home.
Then sunday went down to Palm Beach. BF's parents have a condo down there, and it was great. Too bad the weather kind of sucked. It hit 70 on monday and we got to spend about 2h at the beach before it got too windy. Then the cold came in, and it didn't get over about 62 the rest of the time. Which is warmer than here- but still, I was REALLY hoping for some beach time, and a tan. Ah well.
Wed we drove to Orlando to meet BF's BFF who he hasn't seen in a couple years. So we drove 2.5 hr to see him for 2h then drove back. But it was nice to meet him, and a great lunch.
Did some shopping, or rather, browsing, since we can't afford anything, in some of the ritzy shops in palm beach.
Oh and we saw The Wolfman. Which was good- but not as super-rad as I wanted it to be.
Then today had to come home. :(
I got a text from orbitz saying my flight was on time... soon after got a text from my dad asking if it was cancelled. Which made me nervous, so I looked online- usair.com said it was on time.
So I go to check in and the kiosk tells me my flight has been cancelled.WTF. So I go stand in line foreeeeever while they try to help some lady who apparently was flying internationally with an infant and they were making her buy another ticket (or something).
But so I get to the front of the line, and she told me that yes, my flight was cancelled, but I'd already been rebooked on a different flight. Which was better times, and even better- was the flight BF was on. (we were supposed to be on different flights).
What?! My flight got cancelled and i got an EVEN BETTER one instead? That DOES NOT happen in my world.
Then tonight made some super delicious zucchini pasta for dinner, since I am still on vacation for the weekend. my diet starts back up on monday, and I am NOT looking forward to getting on that scale- I ate like a pig all week. It's going to be bad.
Oh well. Just need to get back on the horse. That's all.
So, here are some pix. (btw, I tried mobl-posting some mobl-pix, but it didn't work.)

Mom's birthday present. We commissioned a local artist (a HS classmate of my sister's) to do this painting for her. This is a crappy phone pic, but it's gorgeous. And the scene is right near our house. And it's an original. Super cool.

Me and BF and his BFF in Orlando.

Sunset over the golf course


Trying on uber-preppy clothes in Palm Beach. hehehe.

View from the condo. (It's right on the 14th hole of some golf course. Which means nothing to be, but I guess is semi-big deal. I just know it was pretty...)

Our all-too-brief stint at the beach

This super-cool-dood then appeared at the beach, replete with skinny jeans, socks, sneakers, cigarettes, and mardi gras beads. Oh and the awesome shades. :/ And then he was bossing all the other kids around, and they let him, because clearly the worship him. GOD I am glad I am not a teenager anymore.
And here are some other randoms that were in my phone...

My favorite Valentine.

The best thing I saw in MoMA. This chick was staring at that BLACK CANVAS for like 20 minutes. And you can see- it's roped off. That, and Starry Night (like, THE Starry Night) are about the only pieces roped off in the whole museum. Seriously? that stupid black canvas? Clearly I am just not a connoisseur of fine art, i guess.
But anyway- I think that picture of the girl staring at it is much cooler than the 'art' itself.

Last week the whole freaking state practically shut down, because snow was forecast. I am not lying when I say just about every school in the state was closed. UConn was closed. The whole freaking university! Because there MIGHT be snow.
This is what it looked like at work around 2.
It *did* eventually snow. We got about an inch. Seriously?! It was like mass hysteria.


I dunno, I just thought this equipment in the hallway in the OR looked like it was dressed up for halloween. ;)
Good night peeps!
So friday night we went to my parents' as a little surprise for my mom's 60th bday. My sis/BIL/niece came in saturday, but they got in too late and we missed them. But, still I think mom was really touched/surprised that we came home.
Then sunday went down to Palm Beach. BF's parents have a condo down there, and it was great. Too bad the weather kind of sucked. It hit 70 on monday and we got to spend about 2h at the beach before it got too windy. Then the cold came in, and it didn't get over about 62 the rest of the time. Which is warmer than here- but still, I was REALLY hoping for some beach time, and a tan. Ah well.
Wed we drove to Orlando to meet BF's BFF who he hasn't seen in a couple years. So we drove 2.5 hr to see him for 2h then drove back. But it was nice to meet him, and a great lunch.
Did some shopping, or rather, browsing, since we can't afford anything, in some of the ritzy shops in palm beach.
Oh and we saw The Wolfman. Which was good- but not as super-rad as I wanted it to be.
Then today had to come home. :(
I got a text from orbitz saying my flight was on time... soon after got a text from my dad asking if it was cancelled. Which made me nervous, so I looked online- usair.com said it was on time.
So I go to check in and the kiosk tells me my flight has been cancelled.WTF. So I go stand in line foreeeeever while they try to help some lady who apparently was flying internationally with an infant and they were making her buy another ticket (or something).
But so I get to the front of the line, and she told me that yes, my flight was cancelled, but I'd already been rebooked on a different flight. Which was better times, and even better- was the flight BF was on. (we were supposed to be on different flights).
What?! My flight got cancelled and i got an EVEN BETTER one instead? That DOES NOT happen in my world.
Then tonight made some super delicious zucchini pasta for dinner, since I am still on vacation for the weekend. my diet starts back up on monday, and I am NOT looking forward to getting on that scale- I ate like a pig all week. It's going to be bad.
Oh well. Just need to get back on the horse. That's all.
So, here are some pix. (btw, I tried mobl-posting some mobl-pix, but it didn't work.)

Mom's birthday present. We commissioned a local artist (a HS classmate of my sister's) to do this painting for her. This is a crappy phone pic, but it's gorgeous. And the scene is right near our house. And it's an original. Super cool.

Me and BF and his BFF in Orlando.

Sunset over the golf course


Trying on uber-preppy clothes in Palm Beach. hehehe.

View from the condo. (It's right on the 14th hole of some golf course. Which means nothing to be, but I guess is semi-big deal. I just know it was pretty...)

Our all-too-brief stint at the beach

This super-cool-dood then appeared at the beach, replete with skinny jeans, socks, sneakers, cigarettes, and mardi gras beads. Oh and the awesome shades. :/ And then he was bossing all the other kids around, and they let him, because clearly the worship him. GOD I am glad I am not a teenager anymore.
And here are some other randoms that were in my phone...

My favorite Valentine.

The best thing I saw in MoMA. This chick was staring at that BLACK CANVAS for like 20 minutes. And you can see- it's roped off. That, and Starry Night (like, THE Starry Night) are about the only pieces roped off in the whole museum. Seriously? that stupid black canvas? Clearly I am just not a connoisseur of fine art, i guess.
But anyway- I think that picture of the girl staring at it is much cooler than the 'art' itself.

Last week the whole freaking state practically shut down, because snow was forecast. I am not lying when I say just about every school in the state was closed. UConn was closed. The whole freaking university! Because there MIGHT be snow.
This is what it looked like at work around 2.
It *did* eventually snow. We got about an inch. Seriously?! It was like mass hysteria.


I dunno, I just thought this equipment in the hallway in the OR looked like it was dressed up for halloween. ;)
Good night peeps!
lilho - 03/01/10 09:34
you look good, and happy! woo woo!
you look good, and happy! woo woo!
ladycroft - 02/24/10 07:26
Like I said, ya'll are welcome to visit us here. It's always sunny, always warm :)
Like I said, ya'll are welcome to visit us here. It's always sunny, always warm :)
jenks - 02/22/10 20:05
Abstract Painting
Ad Reinhardt (American, 1913-1967)
1960-61. Oil on canvas, 60 x 60" (152.4 x 152.4 cm). Purchase (by exchange). © 2010 Estate of Ad Reinhardt / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
570.1963
GALLERY LABEL TEXT
2007
At first glance this painting presents a flat black surface. But longer viewing reveals more than one shade of black and an underlying geometric structure. Reinhardt has divided the canvas into a three-by-three grid of squares. The black in each corner square has a reddish tone; the shape
between them formed by the center squares is bluish-black in its vertical bar and greenish-black in its horizontal bar. Reinhardt tried to produce what he described as "a pure, abstract, non-objective, timeless, spaceless, changeless, relationless, disinterested paintingâ€"an object that is self-conscious (no unconsciousness), ideal, transcendent, aware of no thing but art."
Abstract Painting
Ad Reinhardt (American, 1913-1967)
1960-61. Oil on canvas, 60 x 60" (152.4 x 152.4 cm). Purchase (by exchange). © 2010 Estate of Ad Reinhardt / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
570.1963
GALLERY LABEL TEXT
2007
At first glance this painting presents a flat black surface. But longer viewing reveals more than one shade of black and an underlying geometric structure. Reinhardt has divided the canvas into a three-by-three grid of squares. The black in each corner square has a reddish tone; the shape
between them formed by the center squares is bluish-black in its vertical bar and greenish-black in its horizontal bar. Reinhardt tried to produce what he described as "a pure, abstract, non-objective, timeless, spaceless, changeless, relationless, disinterested paintingâ€"an object that is self-conscious (no unconsciousness), ideal, transcendent, aware of no thing but art."
metalpeter - 02/22/10 19:55
Those Disrciptions are legit so I guess it really is art. My gut says that it is a performance piece, but then my memory someplace has heard of this and I think it is a very famous piece of art?
Those Disrciptions are legit so I guess it really is art. My gut says that it is a performance piece, but then my memory someplace has heard of this and I think it is a very famous piece of art?
vincent - 02/21/10 14:48
@ Paul
There we go, we should rent an estrip condo somewhere in FLA for a week! Splitting it 4-6 ways should not be too bad.
@ Paul
There we go, we should rent an estrip condo somewhere in FLA for a week! Splitting it 4-6 ways should not be too bad.
jenks - 02/21/10 12:09
peter there was like a page long description on the wall of the black painting- apparently the black has subtle variations- slightly redder in the middle and slightly bluer in the corners. something like that.
still. as far as I'm concerned- it's a black freaking canvas. the end.
peter there was like a page long description on the wall of the black painting- apparently the black has subtle variations- slightly redder in the middle and slightly bluer in the corners. something like that.
still. as far as I'm concerned- it's a black freaking canvas. the end.
metalpeter - 02/21/10 10:47
@(e:Paul) I'm going to say the 3 of you go to Miami maybe the south beach section not sure.
1. Beach During the day
2. Clubs at Night (never been but I have heard they are great) [Maybe someone should do some research on this]
The Idea of closing things cause it might snow as you said is Mass Hysteria , it also seems like a theme the Twilight Zone would use. I don't know about the art but I guess I have two thoughts or it might be one depending on how you think about it. I wonder if it is just a black piece of canvas painted to make it look like more so that you get the art type of people looking at it to see what they can see when their really is nothing to see. Along that same line I wonder if it is a performance piece where the art is other people looking at the person looking at something to figure out what it is.
Glad you had a good time. Vacations are a good way to get away. But sometimes you need a vacation from the vacation when they get crazy.
@(e:Paul) I'm going to say the 3 of you go to Miami maybe the south beach section not sure.
1. Beach During the day
2. Clubs at Night (never been but I have heard they are great) [Maybe someone should do some research on this]
The Idea of closing things cause it might snow as you said is Mass Hysteria , it also seems like a theme the Twilight Zone would use. I don't know about the art but I guess I have two thoughts or it might be one depending on how you think about it. I wonder if it is just a black piece of canvas painted to make it look like more so that you get the art type of people looking at it to see what they can see when their really is nothing to see. Along that same line I wonder if it is a performance piece where the art is other people looking at the person looking at something to figure out what it is.
Glad you had a good time. Vacations are a good way to get away. But sometimes you need a vacation from the vacation when they get crazy.
paul - 02/20/10 21:40
I want to go to a beach so bad. Next winter I am definitely heading somewhere warm.
I want to go to a beach so bad. Next winter I am definitely heading somewhere warm.
Gotta teach her to punch with the first two knuckles-- that's how you avoid that fracture. :)
That's awesome, but she should have punched her before the pills.
Did she at least break the nose? Did your OR get the bitchy bully too? ;-)
I'd justify it.