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11/21/2009 13:05 #50359

Grated feet
Category: shopping
Who uses these and how hard are your feet that you need three of
them? It seems to be an indication that your shoes are fucked up. Or
maybe it's the new home parmasean replacement?
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tinypliny - 11/22/09 14:45
I think they are for massage - not grating. Or are they?

I heard from a Hippie woman I flew with that if you are craving chicken stock and you don't have any at hand, you can potentially grate the keratin layer from your body and make some with half hour of boiling with spices.

I am not trying that anytime soon - its at par with the broccoli placenta stir fry.
lilho - 11/21/09 16:17
ugh, this really grosses me out.

11/21/2009 13:00 #50358

Last night dinner
Category: food
We went out to dinner at Curley's with James and Robert. I ate until
I was absolutely stuffed. The drinks were so yummy. I especially
like the "I'm going bananas." which is a frothy banana drink with
toasted coconut shavings.

Then afterwards we got home and Robert whipped out this cheese platter
extroidinaire. Needless to say I passed out on the couch and woke ip
at like noon.
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lilho - 11/21/09 16:18
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

11/20/2009 15:50 #50352

At the DMV
Category: cars
My passport expired and I couldn't stand not being able to go dancing
in Toronto any longer and decided to go get an enhanced driver's
license. I went to the DMV on dick and George urban. It was much
nicer than my last DMV experience. They have a million comfy benches
and just give you a number. Then they call you when they are ready.

I couldn't believe how fast it went. I wasn't even finished filling
out the form when they called me up.

You are required to have your birth certificate, a bill with your
address, your social security card, and your old driver's license. I
think there are some other options too.
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tinypliny - 11/20/09 22:27
I think I can be deported if I cross the Peace Bridge without a visa (and came very very close in my very first month here - when I casually strolled all the way across with my grocery bag).
tinypliny - 11/20/09 22:22
Thanks (e:jim) - yes, I can't get that document ever because of two reasons. The first main reason is I can't drive here. I think I might be pathologically incapable of sticking to the direction of the lanes here - and its not for the lack of trying.

An evil voice in my head (that probably traveled with me from Delhi) urges me to switch to the opposite side when I go on autopilot mode. Quite unfortunately, I follow this voice without fail.

And of course, I am a 100% alien as far from a US citizenship as only a decrepit koala bear can be. :)

I was thinking of getting a resident state non-driver's license ID though - I may not have to lug around my passport and visa at all times then.

jim - 11/20/09 22:00
You can only get the enhanced drivers license that allows crossing to Canada/Mexico without a passport if you can prove US Citizenship.

:::link:::

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tinypliny - 11/20/09 21:53
(e:Paul) - where is this? Do they also give you resident state ID? Do you know what an alien like me might need to get this kind of ID?
theecarey - 11/20/09 21:08
This was a helpful post. My license expired and I need to renew. I'll be getting the enhanced. Oh, what was the fee on that?

11/19/2009 23:40 #50348

The stuffed tiger
Category: shopping
I want this so bad. It's lifesize at the walgreens on delaware and
north. (E:Terry) said no.
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metalpeter - 11/21/09 18:54
(e:tinypliny) the thing about multiple stuffed animals has nothing to do with being stoned. Have you ever seen a Person who has only one stuffed animal. In my case it started out with these free Bears I think from Fuji film and now Wrestlers and well a couple of them where Work Give aways. I have some wrestler ones. I don't play with them they just sit there, oh yeah one of them is a green monkey from wick'd. I think I know what my next photo project might be Ha.
lilho - 11/21/09 16:19
(e:terry) is mean, i would buy it for you. next time i see you we can go to the store and you can pick out a tiger, and for (e:terry); nothing!!!!
tinypliny - 11/20/09 23:29
You get one, you get more - yeah, if you are stoned definitely hahaha
metalpeter - 11/20/09 19:50
Walgreens has this huge tiger that I want that looks like that but is white but I have no place for it. I get that it takes up a lot of space and it doesn't fit the house, and that there aren't any other stuffed animals, and once you get one you get more and that is so not the style of your house. However there is one place it and the white one would go perfectly that fixes all those problems "The Cage", Well unless some has sex in it, if someone has set with a stuffed animal is it still beastitality or does it have to be real? HA
hodown - 11/20/09 12:30
Maybe Santa will bring you this for Christmas.
tinypliny - 11/20/09 00:11
Why imagine that nightmare where you are accidentally in a tiger's cage and something wakes you up and THIS is staring at you!!! *Shudder*
tinypliny - 11/19/09 23:53
Oh
4. Geiger Counter
5. Some powerful microscope
tinypliny - 11/19/09 23:51
That is quite lifelike - yeah, I would agree with (e:Terry). I thought you wanted some crochet sea-thing and some resin boobs pretty badly. Oh well...
1. Fake human part
2. Crochet Sea-thing
3. Stuffed life-size unlike-life toy

People getting you christmas presents should take note. hehehe

11/19/2009 23:02 #50347

Boring life
Category: body
All I do is program, work on the house and work out. The programs are
awesome and plentiful, the house looks awesome minus fuscia and I am buffer than ever but I am bored to death. I think it is reflected in
the fact that I have nothing to write about.

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lilho - 11/21/09 16:20
hawt!
tinypliny - 11/20/09 23:31
I know - you just have those metal claws missing!
tinypliny - 11/20/09 23:26
I totally think its the moustache.
jenks - 11/20/09 15:30
holy crap!
go paul!
hodown - 11/20/09 12:29
Holy crap Ive never seen you so buff. I *may* start hitting on you now. You're nerdy AND hot now.
tinypliny - 11/19/09 23:42
The Buff and the Bored. LOL
jim - 11/19/09 23:30
I am really jealous of your buffness. I really need to get a gym membership.