Ah,
I was forced at gun point to organize a fundraiser/rally. Not at gun point. And not forced. But no one in the group wanted to do it, understandably. It is so much fun organizing something like this when everyone is half hearted about it, including myself.
But, that headache is off in the mail today so I am done. I hope this weekend will be spent sun burnt, half naked in a lake, with a large glass of wine.
So (e:drew) and (e:janelle), I look forward to seeing you on Monday. red, fully clothed, and with French toast.
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09/04/2009 13:51 #49696
Weekend09/01/2009 21:21 #49675
There are no wordsThis is why I can never be a Christian
hodown - 09/04/09 22:34
If you know me you are aware of my distaste for LOL but but OMG LOL. For real. This had to happen on Oklahoma because this shit would not go down well on the East Coast. I'd like to think even East Coast Christians have more respect for music than this.
If you know me you are aware of my distaste for LOL but but OMG LOL. For real. This had to happen on Oklahoma because this shit would not go down well on the East Coast. I'd like to think even East Coast Christians have more respect for music than this.
libertad - 09/04/09 15:08
JeeZus! Next time I want to see them take off their underwear.
JeeZus! Next time I want to see them take off their underwear.
jenks - 09/03/09 11:04
haha I'm with Josh.
haha I'm with Josh.
joshua - 09/02/09 12:14
Based on these responses I'm not watching - I've learned all I need to know. Lol.
Based on these responses I'm not watching - I've learned all I need to know. Lol.
james - 09/02/09 10:48
It isn't just bad. It is a perfect storm of bad. First, take your shoes off? Hell no, it is a crowded room and darkly lit. I am never getting those shoes back.
Then, take off my socks? Isn't there broken glass and vomit all over the floor like in any god fearing concert hall?
Wait, you want me to wave my nasty socks in the air? Really?
WTF are you doing? A praise cover of Dead or Alive? Really? Really?
Oh, you aren't covering the whole song.... IT IS A MONTAGE OF JESUS-IFIED CHORUSES FROM POPULAR SONGS!
The ho down was really just the cherry on the sunday. And sunday is the lord's dessert.
It isn't just bad. It is a perfect storm of bad. First, take your shoes off? Hell no, it is a crowded room and darkly lit. I am never getting those shoes back.
Then, take off my socks? Isn't there broken glass and vomit all over the floor like in any god fearing concert hall?
Wait, you want me to wave my nasty socks in the air? Really?
WTF are you doing? A praise cover of Dead or Alive? Really? Really?
Oh, you aren't covering the whole song.... IT IS A MONTAGE OF JESUS-IFIED CHORUSES FROM POPULAR SONGS!
The ho down was really just the cherry on the sunday. And sunday is the lord's dessert.
jason - 09/02/09 10:30
I think the variety of churches we have in America is interesting, and what kind of pastors we have as well. I like that people take different approaches to try to get people into the pews. This is hilarious though - why take my shoes off? Why do some Christian Weird Al style take on a song? It's baffling.
I think the variety of churches we have in America is interesting, and what kind of pastors we have as well. I like that people take different approaches to try to get people into the pews. This is hilarious though - why take my shoes off? Why do some Christian Weird Al style take on a song? It's baffling.
vincent - 09/02/09 10:08
I stopped watching when he commanded everyone to take their shoes and socks off. As I probably would have started yacking and left at that point with the nasty collective smell that would have clouded over with everyone waiving their socks around, WTF!?
I stopped watching when he commanded everyone to take their shoes and socks off. As I probably would have started yacking and left at that point with the nasty collective smell that would have clouded over with everyone waiving their socks around, WTF!?
drew - 09/02/09 08:43
This is bad. Very bad.
This is bad. Very bad.
08/31/2009 15:21 #49669
Christian Girl's Abstinence Chart
Via Stuff Christian Culture Likes
jason - 08/31/09 19:46
In general, I don't think there is an overabundance of kind things to say about the blog. Of course, I'll still el oh el at this shit, cause I knew a girl in high school who was that way. Oh no, you couldn't get the honeypot but the rest was fair game.
In general, I don't think there is an overabundance of kind things to say about the blog. Of course, I'll still el oh el at this shit, cause I knew a girl in high school who was that way. Oh no, you couldn't get the honeypot but the rest was fair game.
metalpeter - 08/31/09 19:35
The Cigar is great, but where is the Arrow for anal and Oral sex. Oh yeah there isn't one cause "Good Christian Girls" (thinking of coke or drugs hidden in their cross now) Give great hand and blow jobs and anal. Yes there is a real survey about Abstinence only programs and high Rates of anal sex. See People will have sex but they can't have it one way so they have it another.
The Cigar is great, but where is the Arrow for anal and Oral sex. Oh yeah there isn't one cause "Good Christian Girls" (thinking of coke or drugs hidden in their cross now) Give great hand and blow jobs and anal. Yes there is a real survey about Abstinence only programs and high Rates of anal sex. See People will have sex but they can't have it one way so they have it another.
james - 08/31/09 16:45
You know, I just noticed the cigar. Makes me long for Ken Star's beheading.
You know, I just noticed the cigar. Makes me long for Ken Star's beheading.
theli - 08/31/09 16:28
Ohhhh.... So THAT'S how it works!
Ohhhh.... So THAT'S how it works!
08/31/2009 11:16 #49666
GloriousThis has been a glorious morning.
1) Coffee first thing
2) Tea in the office
3) A brownie with a peppermint cup baked inside
4) Everyone has returned my calls
5) My new office supply toy came
That is all.
-James
1) Coffee first thing
2) Tea in the office
3) A brownie with a peppermint cup baked inside
4) Everyone has returned my calls
5) My new office supply toy came
That is all.
-James
08/27/2009 10:40 #49639
DodgeballFolks,
I have gone two times to Dodgeball at Lafayette Church and it is so much fun I want you all to come too. The church has a large gymnasium, so it isn't played under the watchful gaze of Christ (arguably). But, the people are real nice, even if you hit them in the face.
It is from 7-9, you can come late. $5 for a whole lot of fun.
come on!
-James
I have gone two times to Dodgeball at Lafayette Church and it is so much fun I want you all to come too. The church has a large gymnasium, so it isn't played under the watchful gaze of Christ (arguably). But, the people are real nice, even if you hit them in the face.
It is from 7-9, you can come late. $5 for a whole lot of fun.
come on!
-James
Monday Will be a great Time, I'm thinking maybe go the Entent... what ever that stuff is they sell all those places that are like breakfast stuff.
I will greet you with mimosas in hand!