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08/21/2009 10:26 #49585
Winkers08/18/2009 22:28 #49573
Am I reading this right?This is an ad I saw on the web
And here is what it says
"Hey you, ya you overweight white guy in his early 20's. How is unemployment treating you? And gosh, that sure was a shame when your girlfriend dumped you at Gencon because you wanted to watch her have sex with the Sailor Moon cosplayer. We can make it all better.
Yes, we will pay you up to an obscene amount of money to be a Twitter Spambot. Money, unobtainable women who don't mind the scent of Poractiv, and the respect your parents and friends can't give you.
Come on. Join us."
And here is what it says
"Hey you, ya you overweight white guy in his early 20's. How is unemployment treating you? And gosh, that sure was a shame when your girlfriend dumped you at Gencon because you wanted to watch her have sex with the Sailor Moon cosplayer. We can make it all better.
Yes, we will pay you up to an obscene amount of money to be a Twitter Spambot. Money, unobtainable women who don't mind the scent of Poractiv, and the respect your parents and friends can't give you.
Come on. Join us."
metalpeter - 08/19/09 19:58
Well maybe that is right. I'm guessing though that since typing doesn't take that long you would have to type a lot of things to get that hours pay and you can't get to many hours in a week. Who knows though.
Well maybe that is right. I'm guessing though that since typing doesn't take that long you would have to type a lot of things to get that hours pay and you can't get to many hours in a week. Who knows though.
08/17/2009 22:05 #49564
Father?I love these ads so much. They make me chortle.
08/06/2009 10:04 #49468
Hairy SausageI just read about this most delicious sounding dish: Russian Hairy Sausage.
They look like this uncooked
But boil them for a little bit and they look like this
Just stick pasta through sausage, boil, and enjoy a sensation akin to eating foot long bacteria.
They look like this uncooked
But boil them for a little bit and they look like this
Just stick pasta through sausage, boil, and enjoy a sensation akin to eating foot long bacteria.
metalpeter - 08/07/09 19:35
If I walked into a Room and asked "does any one want to eat my Hairy ..... " well you get my point
If I walked into a Room and asked "does any one want to eat my Hairy ..... " well you get my point
tinypliny - 08/06/09 22:24
LOL, precisely (e:metalpeter) - it doesn't look half as disgusting as it sounds.
LOL, precisely (e:metalpeter) - it doesn't look half as disgusting as it sounds.
metalpeter - 08/06/09 19:22
What a bad name who would want to eat it based on the name. It sounds like if Royalty made a porno or something.
What a bad name who would want to eat it based on the name. It sounds like if Royalty made a porno or something.
tinypliny - 08/06/09 17:42
Looks like olives on mushroom slices.
Looks like olives on mushroom slices.
james - 08/06/09 17:37
squid ink pasta is so delicious! I don't know what those eyes are made of. It looks like a green peppercorn on egg white?
squid ink pasta is so delicious! I don't know what those eyes are made of. It looks like a green peppercorn on egg white?
iriesara - 08/06/09 17:29
i'm sorry, and what are the eyes made of? little over hard egg bits? ugh...I just threw up in my mouth a little.
the black pasta is particularly disgusting.
i'm sorry, and what are the eyes made of? little over hard egg bits? ugh...I just threw up in my mouth a little.
the black pasta is particularly disgusting.
iriesara - 08/06/09 17:28
for some reason that reminds my of King Herod, or the Marquis de Sade.
yuck. it just ain't right.
for some reason that reminds my of King Herod, or the Marquis de Sade.
yuck. it just ain't right.
lilho - 08/06/09 16:08
That is so sick. I would not eat that.
That is so sick. I would not eat that.
mike - 08/06/09 15:42
i have been seeing those everywhere lately, they must be all the rage all of a sudden
i have been seeing those everywhere lately, they must be all the rage all of a sudden
tinypliny - 08/06/09 13:25
Wow - that beats the cadaver cake. LOL
Have a most rewarding year ahead, James!! :)
Wow - that beats the cadaver cake. LOL
Have a most rewarding year ahead, James!! :)
heidi - 08/06/09 10:51
hahahahahaha!!!!! Thank you for posting this!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!! Thank you for posting this!!!!
wow, that is awful. lol.