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09/01/2009 21:21 #49675
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jason - 08/31/09 19:46
In general, I don't think there is an overabundance of kind things to say about the blog. Of course, I'll still el oh el at this shit, cause I knew a girl in high school who was that way. Oh no, you couldn't get the honeypot but the rest was fair game.
In general, I don't think there is an overabundance of kind things to say about the blog. Of course, I'll still el oh el at this shit, cause I knew a girl in high school who was that way. Oh no, you couldn't get the honeypot but the rest was fair game.
metalpeter - 08/31/09 19:35
The Cigar is great, but where is the Arrow for anal and Oral sex. Oh yeah there isn't one cause "Good Christian Girls" (thinking of coke or drugs hidden in their cross now) Give great hand and blow jobs and anal. Yes there is a real survey about Abstinence only programs and high Rates of anal sex. See People will have sex but they can't have it one way so they have it another.
The Cigar is great, but where is the Arrow for anal and Oral sex. Oh yeah there isn't one cause "Good Christian Girls" (thinking of coke or drugs hidden in their cross now) Give great hand and blow jobs and anal. Yes there is a real survey about Abstinence only programs and high Rates of anal sex. See People will have sex but they can't have it one way so they have it another.
james - 08/31/09 16:45
You know, I just noticed the cigar. Makes me long for Ken Star's beheading.
You know, I just noticed the cigar. Makes me long for Ken Star's beheading.
theli - 08/31/09 16:28
Ohhhh.... So THAT'S how it works!
Ohhhh.... So THAT'S how it works!
08/31/2009 11:16 #49666
GloriousThis has been a glorious morning.
1) Coffee first thing
2) Tea in the office
3) A brownie with a peppermint cup baked inside
4) Everyone has returned my calls
5) My new office supply toy came
That is all.
-James
1) Coffee first thing
2) Tea in the office
3) A brownie with a peppermint cup baked inside
4) Everyone has returned my calls
5) My new office supply toy came
That is all.
-James
08/27/2009 10:40 #49639
DodgeballFolks,
I have gone two times to Dodgeball at Lafayette Church and it is so much fun I want you all to come too. The church has a large gymnasium, so it isn't played under the watchful gaze of Christ (arguably). But, the people are real nice, even if you hit them in the face.
It is from 7-9, you can come late. $5 for a whole lot of fun.
come on!
-James
I have gone two times to Dodgeball at Lafayette Church and it is so much fun I want you all to come too. The church has a large gymnasium, so it isn't played under the watchful gaze of Christ (arguably). But, the people are real nice, even if you hit them in the face.
It is from 7-9, you can come late. $5 for a whole lot of fun.
come on!
-James
08/25/2009 12:21 #49624
Caster SemenyaCategory: gender
Have you heard about this?
Caster Semenya is an 18 year old South African female who came in first place at the IAAF games in Berlin. She ran an unbelievable 800M race with an incredible time.
Normally, a victor receives respect and admiration for having accomplished an amazing feat. But that is not what is happening. Rather we are hearing cries of She's a Man, Baby!
Here she is. Critics say she has a deep voice, a little facial hair, and pronounced musculature. Something they are not saying about the winner of the bronze, Jenny Meadows
There have been unconfirmed reports that she has undergone sex-verification. More than just checking out her lady bits, some blood work has also been done which, again unofficially, she has 3x the normal levels of testosterone than a normal female. This is well and good, but it is common for athletes with such low body fat to have elevated testosterone levels. Further testing is required to see if this is related to drug use, though those tests have been performed already.
What this comes down to, is gender policing. IAAF rules create a male and a female category and their rule book does not define either. Our culture believes there is a sex binary, one or the other. When in fact there is a wide variety of perfectly natural variations.
Being clinically intersexed encompass over 10,000 conditions, hermaphroditism being one of the more rare. One of the more common is in males, where the urethra is two separate tubes, one for semen, the other for urine. This is a step towards females who have a separate urethra and a vaginal canal (apologies for anything wrong with my terminology). The functional difference is cosmetic. The man does not produce less or more of a hormone. Yet, in this framework can we say this person is entirely male?
The other big news maker of the event Usain Bolt of Jamaica. He broke a world record twice, once in the 100m and again in the 200m. He isn't as tall as other sprinters. But he does have abnormally long legs, giving him a much longer stride. The Gold Medal wining Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps may have a genetic ability to flush out lactic acid faster than most of the population. Both of these are perfectly natural variations, and yet they are not considered unfair advantages.
Here, what may be a perfectly natural variation on female, is being considered disqualifying, despite no rule against it. This seems to be more about our culture's need to reinforce its unnatural views on gender and less about fairness in the sport.
As a result, an 18 year old who was greeted as a champion at home, is being forced to undergo international scrutiny and embarrassment. Well played IAAF.
Caster Semenya is an 18 year old South African female who came in first place at the IAAF games in Berlin. She ran an unbelievable 800M race with an incredible time.
Normally, a victor receives respect and admiration for having accomplished an amazing feat. But that is not what is happening. Rather we are hearing cries of She's a Man, Baby!
Here she is. Critics say she has a deep voice, a little facial hair, and pronounced musculature. Something they are not saying about the winner of the bronze, Jenny Meadows
There have been unconfirmed reports that she has undergone sex-verification. More than just checking out her lady bits, some blood work has also been done which, again unofficially, she has 3x the normal levels of testosterone than a normal female. This is well and good, but it is common for athletes with such low body fat to have elevated testosterone levels. Further testing is required to see if this is related to drug use, though those tests have been performed already.
What this comes down to, is gender policing. IAAF rules create a male and a female category and their rule book does not define either. Our culture believes there is a sex binary, one or the other. When in fact there is a wide variety of perfectly natural variations.
Being clinically intersexed encompass over 10,000 conditions, hermaphroditism being one of the more rare. One of the more common is in males, where the urethra is two separate tubes, one for semen, the other for urine. This is a step towards females who have a separate urethra and a vaginal canal (apologies for anything wrong with my terminology). The functional difference is cosmetic. The man does not produce less or more of a hormone. Yet, in this framework can we say this person is entirely male?
The other big news maker of the event Usain Bolt of Jamaica. He broke a world record twice, once in the 100m and again in the 200m. He isn't as tall as other sprinters. But he does have abnormally long legs, giving him a much longer stride. The Gold Medal wining Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps may have a genetic ability to flush out lactic acid faster than most of the population. Both of these are perfectly natural variations, and yet they are not considered unfair advantages.
Here, what may be a perfectly natural variation on female, is being considered disqualifying, despite no rule against it. This seems to be more about our culture's need to reinforce its unnatural views on gender and less about fairness in the sport.
As a result, an 18 year old who was greeted as a champion at home, is being forced to undergo international scrutiny and embarrassment. Well played IAAF.
jason - 08/26/09 19:35
You know what, you're right, gender is different from sex, that's true, I forget that and admit my lack of knowledge or insight when it comes to these issues. Thanks all for helping me out. Thing is, you know, there are some questions that are hard to ask because you don't want people to think you're trying to be a douche.
You know what, you're right, gender is different from sex, that's true, I forget that and admit my lack of knowledge or insight when it comes to these issues. Thanks all for helping me out. Thing is, you know, there are some questions that are hard to ask because you don't want people to think you're trying to be a douche.
jenks - 08/26/09 16:16
Ugh, what a mess. I wish like jason said s/he could just enjoy her victory.
But yeah.... sex and gender are not the same... and then internal/external genitalia are not the same... And ambiguous genitalia are more common than you might think. I believe M/F is 'officially' determined by your chromosomes. And basically, if you have a Y you are male- and anything else (XX, XO, XXX, etc) is female. (But XXY, XYY etc are male).
It would be pretty unusual to be XX with male genitalia, but to be XY with female parts is pretty common... babies will have female genitalia unless certain (hormonally driven) steps happen during development... i.e. female is the 'default' pathway... so if something goes wrong it's usually 'men' 'looking' 'female' etc.
But yeah... they probably should put some sort of policy in place. if they're going to complain that she's not female, they probably should define female.
Ugh, what a mess. I wish like jason said s/he could just enjoy her victory.
But yeah.... sex and gender are not the same... and then internal/external genitalia are not the same... And ambiguous genitalia are more common than you might think. I believe M/F is 'officially' determined by your chromosomes. And basically, if you have a Y you are male- and anything else (XX, XO, XXX, etc) is female. (But XXY, XYY etc are male).
It would be pretty unusual to be XX with male genitalia, but to be XY with female parts is pretty common... babies will have female genitalia unless certain (hormonally driven) steps happen during development... i.e. female is the 'default' pathway... so if something goes wrong it's usually 'men' 'looking' 'female' etc.
But yeah... they probably should put some sort of policy in place. if they're going to complain that she's not female, they probably should define female.
james - 08/26/09 09:45
The IAAF is an international organization, much like the Olympics. So culturally I would guess that there is still strong male/female categories but they are less rigid than in the US. This stuff was figured out before by the South Aftican national sporting agency. A few people in the IAAF are demanding international verification though.
3X is remarkable, but it isn't unnatural, particularly for someone with almost no body fat. And the report about the visual exam is unverified as far as I have seen. I have seen reports saying everything was normal, and reports saying it was inconclusive.
But, of course, the exam was inconclusive just because they couldn't verify that there wasn't anything out of the ordinary internally.
The IAAF is an international organization, much like the Olympics. So culturally I would guess that there is still strong male/female categories but they are less rigid than in the US. This stuff was figured out before by the South Aftican national sporting agency. A few people in the IAAF are demanding international verification though.
3X is remarkable, but it isn't unnatural, particularly for someone with almost no body fat. And the report about the visual exam is unverified as far as I have seen. I have seen reports saying everything was normal, and reports saying it was inconclusive.
But, of course, the exam was inconclusive just because they couldn't verify that there wasn't anything out of the ordinary internally.
joshua - 08/26/09 09:36
James while this entire story is bizarre, it should be said that it is true that athletes normally have elevated testosterone levels. Just not 3x though. I said WTF after hearing that a visual exam was inconclusive. What the hell does that mean?
James while this entire story is bizarre, it should be said that it is true that athletes normally have elevated testosterone levels. Just not 3x though. I said WTF after hearing that a visual exam was inconclusive. What the hell does that mean?
jason - 08/26/09 09:20
What culture is the IAAF? This is a competition where there is a male category, and a female category. Inevitably these topics are going to arise. Jim asks a good question - if you're in the middle what do you compete as? I don't know what that answer is....is it what body parts you have?
These people are trying to determine what "fair" means in terms of gender and athletic competition. What's a shame is that Caster ends up being a science experiment instead of being able to enjoy her victory. If her gender is an issue, why let her run the race and win? Shouldn't this stuff be figured out before the race? I think since they let her run, unless they determine there is serious funny business going on, she shouldn't be punished. Then a broader conversation can begin.
What culture is the IAAF? This is a competition where there is a male category, and a female category. Inevitably these topics are going to arise. Jim asks a good question - if you're in the middle what do you compete as? I don't know what that answer is....is it what body parts you have?
These people are trying to determine what "fair" means in terms of gender and athletic competition. What's a shame is that Caster ends up being a science experiment instead of being able to enjoy her victory. If her gender is an issue, why let her run the race and win? Shouldn't this stuff be figured out before the race? I think since they let her run, unless they determine there is serious funny business going on, she shouldn't be punished. Then a broader conversation can begin.
lauren - 08/26/09 07:31
I completely agree with you James. It is funny how things like this pop up every now and then and reveal the truth about how important gender is for us...no matter how "post-feminist" we supposedly are.
There are many cultures that deal well and adequately with intersexuality (and transgender/transexuality)and are less bogged down by the male/female binary. Ours is not one of them.
I completely agree with you James. It is funny how things like this pop up every now and then and reveal the truth about how important gender is for us...no matter how "post-feminist" we supposedly are.
There are many cultures that deal well and adequately with intersexuality (and transgender/transexuality)and are less bogged down by the male/female binary. Ours is not one of them.
metalpeter - 08/25/09 20:27
First of all Bolt is amazing. Currently there is no one who can run as fast as him, when he broke records at the Olympics they would have been better but he slowed up since no one could catch him.
In terms of the Gender thing or wait I mean Sex there is a difference between those two. The fact of the matter is this, do to all the things you can do with drugs you have to test to see if she is really a man or a women. All those out wards looks could be just that she is manly, or it could be she is what ever you define a man as. It could also be drugs there are all kinds. This by the way is not the first time this has happened. Don't have a year but there where some swimmers who got looked into since the program became so good and that wasn't the first time either.
First of all Bolt is amazing. Currently there is no one who can run as fast as him, when he broke records at the Olympics they would have been better but he slowed up since no one could catch him.
In terms of the Gender thing or wait I mean Sex there is a difference between those two. The fact of the matter is this, do to all the things you can do with drugs you have to test to see if she is really a man or a women. All those out wards looks could be just that she is manly, or it could be she is what ever you define a man as. It could also be drugs there are all kinds. This by the way is not the first time this has happened. Don't have a year but there where some swimmers who got looked into since the program became so good and that wasn't the first time either.
james - 08/25/09 16:00
Though, even among purely XX and XY individuals there is a range of variation that falls outside our neat little categorization. Then there are crazier things such as XXY, XXYY, and so on. But, you might not know that from looking at these individuals.
Though, even among purely XX and XY individuals there is a range of variation that falls outside our neat little categorization. Then there are crazier things such as XXY, XXYY, and so on. But, you might not know that from looking at these individuals.
jim - 08/25/09 15:08
Basically: you can be phenotypically female (outwardly female), but still have male DNA (XY chromosomes, not XX) -- or anything in between -- so DNA tests can confirm some scenarios.
There's no yes/no test though -- and if you're in the middle what should you compete as?
Basically: you can be phenotypically female (outwardly female), but still have male DNA (XY chromosomes, not XX) -- or anything in between -- so DNA tests can confirm some scenarios.
There's no yes/no test though -- and if you're in the middle what should you compete as?
jason - 08/25/09 14:40
I don't know if dude's a lady or not. I suppose the tests will bear that out. Actually, I'm shocked we even have tests to determine this stuff. What I know is that Caster blew the competition away. Yeah, Caster has mannish features somewhat. But is she a man? Would being a man mean you have a competitive advantage? Personally, I think men should be in the male competition and women in the women competition. In terms of sport there can't be this ambiguity. I don't understand everything about gender, and as such can't say whether someone can be, say, 60% female and 40% male. What if it can be that way? I'd say that in terms of athletics, being more male than the girl next to you is a boost.
I don't know about the disqualification - to me you'd have to have solid proof she's faking her gender. Poor gal just wants to run.
I don't know if dude's a lady or not. I suppose the tests will bear that out. Actually, I'm shocked we even have tests to determine this stuff. What I know is that Caster blew the competition away. Yeah, Caster has mannish features somewhat. But is she a man? Would being a man mean you have a competitive advantage? Personally, I think men should be in the male competition and women in the women competition. In terms of sport there can't be this ambiguity. I don't understand everything about gender, and as such can't say whether someone can be, say, 60% female and 40% male. What if it can be that way? I'd say that in terms of athletics, being more male than the girl next to you is a boost.
I don't know about the disqualification - to me you'd have to have solid proof she's faking her gender. Poor gal just wants to run.
If you know me you are aware of my distaste for LOL but but OMG LOL. For real. This had to happen on Oklahoma because this shit would not go down well on the East Coast. I'd like to think even East Coast Christians have more respect for music than this.
JeeZus! Next time I want to see them take off their underwear.
haha I'm with Josh.
Based on these responses I'm not watching - I've learned all I need to know. Lol.
It isn't just bad. It is a perfect storm of bad. First, take your shoes off? Hell no, it is a crowded room and darkly lit. I am never getting those shoes back.
Then, take off my socks? Isn't there broken glass and vomit all over the floor like in any god fearing concert hall?
Wait, you want me to wave my nasty socks in the air? Really?
WTF are you doing? A praise cover of Dead or Alive? Really? Really?
Oh, you aren't covering the whole song.... IT IS A MONTAGE OF JESUS-IFIED CHORUSES FROM POPULAR SONGS!
The ho down was really just the cherry on the sunday. And sunday is the lord's dessert.
I think the variety of churches we have in America is interesting, and what kind of pastors we have as well. I like that people take different approaches to try to get people into the pews. This is hilarious though - why take my shoes off? Why do some Christian Weird Al style take on a song? It's baffling.
I stopped watching when he commanded everyone to take their shoes and socks off. As I probably would have started yacking and left at that point with the nasty collective smell that would have clouded over with everyone waiving their socks around, WTF!?
This is bad. Very bad.
We're having a holy ghost ho-down...
OK, no more, i promise
"you spin me right round...jesus...right round..."
LOLOL