Yeah, I'm pretty much terrified of everything i am learning! Staying in a big empty house makes me realize just how scared I am. This lead me to go out to a bar alone the other night. I was in the mansh, a little scared and sick of being locked in a room so I decided to take a walk over to Fugazi by myself cuz noone was going out. As you all know, I am terribly awkward in every social situation when I don't know people so i walked in sat down ordered a drink and looked down awkwardly the whole time. That is until a crazy older drunk man told me he thinks I am a towel headed terrorist. So then i was gonna leave but he was leaving so I couldn't leave at the same time so i stayed and then i started talking to the other people a little more and so that was good. I was pretty proud of myself really cuz I am generally very dependent on other people and don't deal well alone. Then went off to Cole's to meet some peeps for ladies night and kept in classy by doing things such as saying "why is this pregnant lady buying us all these drinks" ...well it turns out she was our waitress...and not pregnant
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Terrified of Everything08/11/2009 01:30 #49501
National Enquirer PersonalsSo work was really slow today and so me and rachelle were reading through the last issue of National Enquirer (or was it Examiner, basically the same either way) and we realized they have personals! they are the best personals ever. One lady who described herself as former model and actress ended her ad with the line Slightly Disabled is ok with me! It seems like a weird thing to put in an ad. LIke it is a fine thing to be fine with but do you put that in your ad and then do people have to ask you if there disability is slight enough for you. A lot were from convicts one that opened with Inmate but innocent. And then there was the one that was an inmate and said Beware: i love to hug and snuggle. They were hilar! But the best part of it all was the prices people pay for these things. The one that was ok with slightly disabled, i counted the words and the nubmer of heart graphics and it comes in at a whopping 123 dollars an issue (THATS EVERY WEEK), it seems like you could spend your money like 500 a month on a better way of finding someon than the national enquirer!
tinypliny - 08/11/09 21:04
LOL
LOL
heidi - 08/11/09 16:21
- giggle* (e:jenks) - i was so confused by the spelling of the Philadelphia Inquirer - I thought "Enquirer" was correct until i was in my 20s! *blush*
jenks - 08/11/09 08:34
hahah tiny sometimes I forget you're not American. :) Ah, the Enquirer. "Enquiring minds want to know!" (And I've always wondered why it's not the Inquirer- is Enquirer even a word??) But anyway, it's like a super ridiculous tabloid paper... always in the checkout lane at the grocery story... but it always has the most ridiculous stories... like about "Bat Boy" and "700lb baby" and "Prophets have revealed: end of the world next tuesday!"
hahahahaha good stuff.
hahah tiny sometimes I forget you're not American. :) Ah, the Enquirer. "Enquiring minds want to know!" (And I've always wondered why it's not the Inquirer- is Enquirer even a word??) But anyway, it's like a super ridiculous tabloid paper... always in the checkout lane at the grocery story... but it always has the most ridiculous stories... like about "Bat Boy" and "700lb baby" and "Prophets have revealed: end of the world next tuesday!"
hahahahaha good stuff.
tinypliny - 08/11/09 03:12
Hmmm... what is the circulation of this paper? Is it really "national"? What kind of people read it? Is it like the ultra-gossip dirt-digging weekly of the masses - you know, like The Sun? If that is the case, then enquiring nationally might be worth $500. hehe
Hmmm... what is the circulation of this paper? Is it really "national"? What kind of people read it? Is it like the ultra-gossip dirt-digging weekly of the masses - you know, like The Sun? If that is the case, then enquiring nationally might be worth $500. hehe
08/06/2009 15:45 #49473
WatermelonWatermelon...i love it ... a lot.... that is all
tinypliny - 08/06/09 22:28
Or maybe they are just good at pretending. I went to get watermelon but some of the watermelons were so ripe that they had split open and leaked all over the floor. You could hear people's shoes peeling off the sticky linoleum floor.
Yeah. Pretense. The mother of all disgust.
Or maybe they are just good at pretending. I went to get watermelon but some of the watermelons were so ripe that they had split open and leaked all over the floor. You could hear people's shoes peeling off the sticky linoleum floor.
Yeah. Pretense. The mother of all disgust.
mk - 08/06/09 22:16
Sometimes I wish I liked watermelon. Everyone else seems so refreshed and happy when they eat it.
Sometimes I wish I liked watermelon. Everyone else seems so refreshed and happy when they eat it.
james - 08/06/09 17:38
Shonuff!
Shonuff!
tinypliny - 08/06/09 16:06
Thank you for the reminder. I am getting watermelon pronto, I am getting it NOW. (Well, in a few minutes.)
Thank you for the reminder. I am getting watermelon pronto, I am getting it NOW. (Well, in a few minutes.)
07/26/2009 19:40 #49389
Kathy G-DogI love Kathy Griffin a lot of the time. part of it might be that she reminds me of all the best parts of my friend diana but she is really hilar! I love this clip ...here she is...i also LOOOOVE when she does a thing about Anna Nicole Smith on Hollywood Squares, Whitney Houston, and an Oprah/Barbara Streisand encounter. Anywho this clip has special meaning to me , cuz GD was a big part of growing up right paul? We always were only minutes away from a GD! I planned on writing about the party boat bachelorette party but i can't get the video of the crazy older lady and amanda dancing from my phone to my blog so that will be later.
08/02/2009 23:36 #49444
My Weekend In EndicottSo this weekend I got to go to Endicott to go to two days of (e:libertad)'s famly reunions. I was very nervous and overwhelmed getting ready to meet about 80 million people I don't know. Those who know me know i freak out when meeting new people especially full extended familes of them. So we got up early on saturday morning to meet his mom and niece in Rochester at 930 for the drive to the first reunion. When we get there, his niece had decorated a barf bag for me from the plane for the long car ride which was awesome. She is actually quite an impressive teenager in many ways. She deals with everything life throws at her very well and it really impresses me. Anywho, so we went to Coleville Park I believe it was called and on the way his mom gave me the scoop on all the people i would be meeting , even dave was meeting many of them for the first time. The park was really pretty and there was tons of yummo food and i met everyone and everyone was relaly nice. It really was not nearly as scary as I thought it would be> Everyone was very welcoming and friendly. The lady who put it all together did a great job getting eveyrone together and getting everythig for it.
We left there around six and went to his aunts house for a bonfire which was nice cuz it was a little more chill and just his direct aunts and cousins , not a million extended family members. That was fun, it seems like a lot of the family lives all in the same neighborhood, even the same block which would be a little overwhelming for me. I guess that is how my dad grew up though where like the whole neighboorhood was his extedned family and eveyrone always got together for everything. AT the bonfire they made me go around and name everyone WHICH I PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS. I am really good at remembering names. I think i am actually gonna write down the fmaily tree tonight while i remember it in case i am ever quized again in the futrue.
So then that night we stayed at his cousin kyle's apartment which was relaly nice. We were too poooped to go out so we watched 40 year old virgin and went to bed. It was realy nice of him to let us stay at his appt. It is nice and i guess he got an awesome deal on it which was cool.
So then today was dave's grandmas' family reunion (yesterday was his grandpas). So it was a lot smaller and now at this point I knew like half the poeple there from the day before. it was at his mom's cousins house and it was a relaly cool old house that she has put a lot of work into. it looks relaly good and her plans for the future for it sound relaly neat. The basement you can see the foundation and it is just all these like rocks stacked together with like trees in between. It is really cool to see. I guess one day poeple who had owned the house years before drove by and stopped and told them about the house and gave them all tese pictures of how it was changed over the years.
OOOH i forgot in the morning before the reunion me and dave and his mom hung out with his grandparents at their house. It was relaly nice, i love toalking to grandparents, i miss having grandparents sooooo much!! I really do. His grandpa was so cute telling me all about his medicines and stuff cuz i work in a pharmacy and like insisted we eat because it would be a whle til lunhc and brought us out like a huge bowl of cashews each and then wehen we wlaked away put yogurts on our seat and insited we eat them. His grandma told us all about this crazy crime going on in town where this rich guy supposedly killed his wife the day before the divorce but there is no body and no crime scene and no weapon but he got convicted but now six years later a man came out with a new memory that he saw the wife slater and so he couldn't have killed him but someone else claism they saw this new man being given bags of money. So i guess anywya a new trial is going on now... can't wait to see what happens
OHHHH and i had for the first time and can't wiat to make/have again grandma kethcums chip dip which is like french dressing and cream cheese mixed together maybe, anywho YUMMO! All in all a lot of driving time but an awesome weekend...
...and later i have to write about how i forget there are any cities between here and nyc and that everyone in the middle of new york does not know about buffalo and consider it there big city.
We left there around six and went to his aunts house for a bonfire which was nice cuz it was a little more chill and just his direct aunts and cousins , not a million extended family members. That was fun, it seems like a lot of the family lives all in the same neighborhood, even the same block which would be a little overwhelming for me. I guess that is how my dad grew up though where like the whole neighboorhood was his extedned family and eveyrone always got together for everything. AT the bonfire they made me go around and name everyone WHICH I PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS. I am really good at remembering names. I think i am actually gonna write down the fmaily tree tonight while i remember it in case i am ever quized again in the futrue.
So then that night we stayed at his cousin kyle's apartment which was relaly nice. We were too poooped to go out so we watched 40 year old virgin and went to bed. It was realy nice of him to let us stay at his appt. It is nice and i guess he got an awesome deal on it which was cool.
So then today was dave's grandmas' family reunion (yesterday was his grandpas). So it was a lot smaller and now at this point I knew like half the poeple there from the day before. it was at his mom's cousins house and it was a relaly cool old house that she has put a lot of work into. it looks relaly good and her plans for the future for it sound relaly neat. The basement you can see the foundation and it is just all these like rocks stacked together with like trees in between. It is really cool to see. I guess one day poeple who had owned the house years before drove by and stopped and told them about the house and gave them all tese pictures of how it was changed over the years.
OOOH i forgot in the morning before the reunion me and dave and his mom hung out with his grandparents at their house. It was relaly nice, i love toalking to grandparents, i miss having grandparents sooooo much!! I really do. His grandpa was so cute telling me all about his medicines and stuff cuz i work in a pharmacy and like insisted we eat because it would be a whle til lunhc and brought us out like a huge bowl of cashews each and then wehen we wlaked away put yogurts on our seat and insited we eat them. His grandma told us all about this crazy crime going on in town where this rich guy supposedly killed his wife the day before the divorce but there is no body and no crime scene and no weapon but he got convicted but now six years later a man came out with a new memory that he saw the wife slater and so he couldn't have killed him but someone else claism they saw this new man being given bags of money. So i guess anywya a new trial is going on now... can't wait to see what happens
OHHHH and i had for the first time and can't wiat to make/have again grandma kethcums chip dip which is like french dressing and cream cheese mixed together maybe, anywho YUMMO! All in all a lot of driving time but an awesome weekend...
...and later i have to write about how i forget there are any cities between here and nyc and that everyone in the middle of new york does not know about buffalo and consider it there big city.
libertad - 08/03/09 22:51
This was my first ever.
Thanks for coming (e:mike). I'm so glad you were there. You were so impressive to my fam. I'm so lucky to have you.
This was my first ever.
Thanks for coming (e:mike). I'm so glad you were there. You were so impressive to my fam. I'm so lucky to have you.
tinypliny - 08/03/09 10:44
That is so cool - how frequently does this sort of reunion happen in (e:libertad)'s family?
That is so cool - how frequently does this sort of reunion happen in (e:libertad)'s family?
Good for you for going out! I would probably have stayed home and drank by myself so that I could feel even more sorry for myself :)
This post exemplifies why I love you. You remind me of me... I am scared too so don't feel dumb I am making my cousin stay with me this week. And if she doesn't come I will find someone and lure them with rice crispie ice cream treats! I will see you soon peaches!
You were attacked by ghosts in the shower @ the 24? Wow. Who knew "Psycho" fandom existed well into afterlife...
just yesterday in the shower in fact, i swear they were there
You seriously need to get over it. Just think, when was the last time you were attacked by ghosts.