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04/01/2009 23:06 #48259

Suck on this martha stewart
Category: food
Tonight after the gym I decided to cook my Cornish game hens. I
didn't have strings to tie the legs and after putting butter under the
skin it was kind of hangin open. I decided to tie the legs with
dandelion stems. How is that for going green?

On an unrelated note: on the way out of the lockerroom I walked in on
two hot, young, in shape lesbians making out. To bad it was wasted on
gay me and not some straight guy who dreams about that.
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metalpeter - 04/02/09 18:59
Well the guy fantasy is more two Bisexaul Ladies then Lesbians. Let me explain before someone gets upset or bashes me. Two Lesbians there is no chance to join it, it is all about watching. But with bisexual girls there is a chance that one or both of them wants a boy (you) to come help them out. But see here is where things to me get kinda weird to me at least. Watching something in a movie or in a magazine and in person is very different. In a movie it is very hot. But in person two girls who are with each other is more cute, see they are real people not a fantasy. I was at a fetish event at Club Diablo and saw two girls eat each other out, yes they where both looking pretty hot at the time. I was very surprised to see that, but my reacation wasn't the same as to a movie. Yes I watched of course . But I think in person some where you know that they are only into each other and don't care about you or any other guy at that point in time, If they would have asked I'm sure there is something I could have done but they where really into each other.

ON a side note (e:pual) where is the video, Ha. When I saw it I didn't even think to try and get pictures, besides it was kinda dark and a flash might have caused some trouble.
ajay - 04/02/09 12:13
I came here looking for some Martha Stewart porn, went away disappointed...
joshua - 04/02/09 12:09
It is incredibly tough being a twin, competing for nutrition, attention, oxygen, etc. - Hehe.

(e:drew) - Tina Fey... man. Who wouldn't?
drew - 04/02/09 11:59
Sorry. It must be tough, being a twin.
jason - 04/02/09 11:08
(e:Drew) - not to nitpick, but it wasn't me. Now that I'm here though....I've always fancied Portia DeRossi. I've always thought she was so beautiful.
drew - 04/02/09 10:59
you have an iphone paul, use it--for more than chickens.

(e:jason), Tina Fey isn't a lesbian, but often gets mistaken for one on 30 Rock, and she is one of my favorite women in the world--does that count?


Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
james - 04/02/09 10:12
Why do I have an urge to stuff chickens now?
paul - 04/02/09 10:08
Those chickens are not roasted yet - that's pre-roasted.
zobar - 04/02/09 09:10
I think you uploaded the wrong photo. All I see is a couple roasted chickens tied with dandelion stems. Please correct.

- Z
joshua - 04/02/09 09:09
Every year during the pride parade Cupid plays cruel and unusual jokes on me. I get struck with an arrow seeing a pretty girl, only to realize that she's a lesbian and I have no shot. I have to say, it's a weird feeling, hehe. Luckily for me though, the world is full of beautiful girls I have a shot with, so I suppose I shouldn't complain too much. So who is the hottest lesbian on earth? That is my question.
fellyconnelly - 04/02/09 06:20
I wouldn't have minded seeing that either...
rory - 04/02/09 03:15
Is what any straight man would have said about the lesbians.......
lilho - 04/01/09 23:42
those look so tasty!!!

03/31/2009 23:50 #48252

Eating Stingrays
Category: food
It was such a weird texture. Not very flavored. Almost the
consitency of white fish but slightly like crab. It really didn't have
much flavor. It's a skate wing. They sell them at wegmans. This
wing was about $8.00. It was fried with garbanzo bean flower.
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james - 04/01/09 09:15
Blah, skate never really did it for me. Though I would eat it every day if I was a large sea predator.
tinypliny - 04/01/09 05:00
What do garbanzo bean flowers taste like?

03/29/2009 10:28 #48225

Philthy McNasty's
Category: toronto
We went to Toronto on Thursday night to go dancing at circa. The club
was massive. I, however, am not compatible with rave mosh pots and
that's what happens when you pack like 5000 people in a club. Even if
it's massive with multiple floors. I managed to get myself on several
near fights and decided by 1:30 I had to get the he'll out before the
thugs on drugs were thoroughly drunk and angry.

Toronto seems so crowded to me now. So much so that I have no I
interrest in going back. It also seemed so dirty which I felt was
exemplified by the name of this bar. The air was foggy with dirty fog
(smog) most of the day.
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uncutsaniflush - 03/29/09 22:53
FWIW, Philthy McNastys is franchised chain :::link::: with locations in 7 Canadian cities. Notwithstanding the King Street West location in Toronto, most are in suburban areas of places like Burlington and Hamilton.
metalpeter - 03/29/09 13:27
Been some time since I've been to TO like last Baseball season. If I don't get to getting my passport or something it will really be a long time. I feel as if I need to go there and like go see strippers or something. I don't mean only strippers but that would be part of the thing.
tinypliny - 03/29/09 12:06
Yikes, what a thing to name your bar!

03/28/2009 14:32 #48220

Delish on elmwood - Italian nougat
Category: food
I am pretty sure I wrote about these before but they are so good they
serve a second and solo journal entry. Do yourself a favor and go get
one. They even have chocolate covered ones.
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james - 03/28/09 16:48
I love their nougat.
drew - 03/28/09 15:56
We are friends with the owner and the pastry chef. I'll pass on your review.

03/25/2009 00:29 #48191

Owl At The 24
Category: animals
When I got home from work tonight (e:terry) and (e:matthew) were outside looking at an owl outside the house in the tree. It was so tiny and fluffy and cute. I wanted to keep it as a pet. We couldn't take a photo with a flash because it would hurt its eyes, so here it is on the iphone. I think this is the first time I saw an owl in the city.

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tinypliny - 03/29/09 12:07
Yeah - that's what I was going to say. It doesn't look that small.
lilho - 03/28/09 22:55
what????????????? that is super insanity!!!! we have burrowing owls here, and there live in holes and even pipes sometimes and they are mini and so cute too!
mike - 03/28/09 18:29
that is so cool!
libertad - 03/25/09 13:21
That is awesome. It doesn't look tiny.
lauren - 03/25/09 11:25
that is so cool! was it "whoo-ing"?
james - 03/25/09 08:33
Are you sure it wasn't a mechanical owl?