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02/08/2009 23:49 #47687

barf.
Ok, THIS is what I hate about NYC. Dumb little shits like this. Or, maybe they're super cool, and my sense of fashion is just underdeveloped. I especially like the one in green sweats with silver uggs eating Fun Dip.

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I also did not like the twelve, yes TWELVE, pairs of god-awful Uggs that I counted at just one baggage claim carousel in BUF in a span of about 30 seconds. On girls/women ranging from about 14 to, oh, 60? Hawt.

I did, however, like the 73 degree weather in Charlotte this morning, and having lunch with my cousin. And the text I got back from the cute boy after I sent 'on my way to the airport'- "shitty! I really wanted to hang out more. I hope I see you again." Aww...

And I love the big "fuck you, environment" of the shower in my hotel room. (I'm sure the little "hang up your towels and save water!" signs make up for it.)

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tinypliny - 03/15/09 18:58
Aren't those showerhead alternate hot/cold ones? I always thought that's what they were. Do they spout water simultaneously? That's some poor engineering then!
businesscheese - 03/03/09 17:39
Oh dear. As if Uggs weren't heinous enough on their own, they had to go dip them in silver paint.
THE HORROR.

The guy in the top picture looks like Joey Fatone.
ajay - 02/10/09 13:16
The only thing better than girls in pajamas is girls without pajamas......
metalpeter - 02/09/09 19:39
I my self like the girls in Pajamas if they are really them but not with boots that looks silly. I like that I just woke up and don't care if people think it is funny that I'm in PJ's and they still look hot, but it doesn't fit everyone. (e:mrmike) I didn't notice that he looked like Fatone or as some else said it The Fat One . But other then how he looks what is wrong with Jeans and a T Shirt. In terms of the double shower head, what is that about? Is one to get you clean and one for pleasure? Or is it supposed to save water some how? Maybe one of them is filtered does anyone Know?
mrmike - 02/09/09 16:26
The guy in the first picture looks like he wants to be Joey Fatone in the N'sync movie
jason - 02/09/09 12:54
Hmm. I don't know anything about fashion, only about curvature. The silver boots and PJs, I don't know, she could be a robotic hooker?
ladycroft - 02/09/09 12:32
omg i hate, hate, hate, hate the 'wear your pajamas and a pair of the ugliest boots ever made' outfit that sooo many girls wear. did you happen to notice that they were also likely to be very fake tanned and have the same highlight straightened hair? seriously...fashion is what makes you look good, not what someone says you should wear while they laugh at you for looking like a dork.

02/08/2009 00:30 #47677

coupla two tree things
So...
Dan is "in love".
I felt like I'd been punched in the gut.
I think (hope) maybe I'm finally done crying about him.
Guess it's finally time to put out that little flame I was burning for him, and move on with my life.
We actually talked for a good hour and a half the other day (first contact we've had in at least a month), and it was... hard... but, good. I think i said most of what I wanted to got off my chest, and maybe now we (I) can move forward.

So i'm in Charlotte for a conference.... when I got here it was about 20, and I thought "WTF, I thought it was warmer here than in Buffalo!" Little did I know it was 1 in Buffalo. So, I guess it's still warmer. Hit 58 today though, it was lovely.

Saw my cousin and her mom (my aunt), and her kids, who I've never met. We realized it's been >5 years since we saw each other.

Had dinner tonight with a friend from med school, who I also haven't seen in >5y, which was nice.

Ate fried pickles. (the diet is in the toilet this week. I've given up. There's too much free food everywhere, and few/no healthy options. So, I'll just enjoy myself (within SOME reason) and get back on track when I get home.)

Met some people here the first morning, and have hung out with them... also met a cute guy... we all went out for dinner and beers the first night. Talked to the cute boy all night, it was flirty and fun. Thought I would see him at the conference, but he hasn't been there since. Today finally asked one of the girls I'd met for his number, to invite him out (with all of us) for drinks tonight.
Sent the text "hey- thinking of going out for drinks tonight, if you're interested."
Got the reply "totally interested... but on call again tomorrow. this is my fri-sun weekend. :( Hoping to escape for a bit- hopefully see you tomorrow."

And I have to say.... that made my day. hell, made my month.
I mean, i'm leaving tomorrow, I'm not sure what I think could possibly happen, and I'm sure I'll never see him again. Nonetheless, it made me smile.

And, speaking of smiling...
Check this out.



you can put it on any website.
jenks - 02/08/09 13:36
they are dill pickles, and they ARE as good as they sound.
metalpeter - 02/08/09 10:03
I do have a silly question I like Dill Pickles and not sweet pickles so what kind did they use to fry them, I doubt that it could taste as good as it sounds, how where they, the fried pickles that is?
mrmike - 02/08/09 00:32
hmmmm.....bacon

01/30/2009 10:35 #47570

oh, I'm going to hell...
.... but HAHAHAHAH I kind of can't stop laughing.

Remember how a while ago I said I was in the 'facebook faceoff' with this chick, and the best she could come up with was to call me 'fat'?

Well...
Last night I finally heard the infamous voicemail, and she calls me a fat pig about 6 times, goes on and on ranting and raving, tells him to tell me I need jenny craig, and then, the part that cracks me up, says I need Proactiv. Isn't that acne medicine? Huh? I may be a lot of things, but bad skin has (fortunately) never been one of my problems. I mean, I don't wear an inch of makeup every day, and so you can see my freckles, but really?

But so here's the kicker.

Here are two recent pictures of her. In the Bills sweatshirt.
Um, wait, fat? Pot? Kettle? hahahahahaha.


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mrmike - 02/09/09 09:28
Sorry, Rhino yard is full. :)
ajay - 02/04/09 01:34
I think the words "lard ass" come to mind.

Maybe she's projecting? Maybe that voicemail is something she wanted to say to herself?

In any case: she's no competition. Not even close. She belongs in the Buffalo Zoo, in the Hippo exhibit.

Maybe Mr. Mike can pull some strings and get her in?
imk2 - 02/01/09 07:28
HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA this is fucking great!!! I have so much to say...


lilho - 01/31/09 22:13
i logged back in to comment. this is amazing, totally something i would do, but i'm glad it's you not me. ummm yea... can someone call the fashion police, girlfriend has on a turtleneck headband/earmuff combo.
jason - 01/30/09 19:27
I'm still savoring these awesome photographs. And Mike, that is just great commentary. A+
vincent - 01/30/09 17:39
Man, she's a BEAST!!!

I find it pretty fascinating when a woman like her takes the offensive to find a "man" in the manner of which she is attempting to do. Usually it's the "Growing up Gotti" kind of looking guys fighting over some chick on Chippewa with "Yo, You Lookin' at my GURLFRIEND?"

Other than that she just screams stereotypical CheektaVegas...
hodown - 01/30/09 12:22
Yeah I wouldnt worry about her being any sort of competition.
jason - 01/30/09 10:53
No, I don't remember, were you two both trying to get your nails into the same dude?

I get insanely jealous sometimes of guys who have that effect on people. I only manage to piss girls off!
mrmike - 01/30/09 10:48
Oh, and if you're going to hell, chances are there will be a decent estrip party already going on. We'll save you a space.
mrmike - 01/30/09 10:47
Hee
joshua - 01/30/09 10:37
Lol... your oneupmanship is making me burst with pride.

01/27/2009 21:45 #47536

I broke down...
Ok, this thing has been going around facebook, and I finally broke down and did it. Figured I might as well put it here too. It's one of those chain-letterish things where you're supposed to reply with 25 things about yourself.

1: I am painfully shy, but you might not guess it by how much I talk/write.

2: Buffalo is the 8th city I've lived in, even though my parents have lived in the same house since '74.

3: I have crushes on several people, and doubt they will ever know it, and miss a few others more than they will ever know.

4: I seriously overuse ;) and :)

5: I am a HUGE sap, and cry ridiculously easily.

6: I will tell just about anyone just about anything they want to know about me- but at the same time tend to keep my real thoughts/feelings to myself.

7: I voted for Nader.

8: I laugh when I'm nervous. I was once called Dr. Hibbert, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

9: I once told someone that I'm not sure I can be friends with anyone who doesn't like the Simpsons. I think I sort of meant it.

10: I judge men by their shoes. Big time.

11: I am scared to death that I'll never get married.

12: I can speak Italian.

13: I just learned that both my paternal great-grandmothers were named Daisy.

14: My middle name is my grandmother's maiden name, and my dead older brother's first name.

15: Music is huge to me, and I think musical compatibility is important.

16: I pretty much hate rollercoasters, but I will still go on them if you want me to.

17: I idolize my father.

18: I have put "missed connections" on craigslist twice, and BOTH times the person answered!

19: I skipped first grade.

20: I am going gray, and do not like it.

21: I am not good at letting people know how much they mean to me.

22: I have always wanted a tattoo, but still have not come up with something important enough.

23: I would rather be hurt, than hurt someone else. This can be a problem.

24: I was recruited for hockey.

25: I am genuinely surprised that I could think of 25 things to say about myself.

metalpeter - 01/28/09 17:58
Very interesting. I kinda feel the same way about a Tattoo. I do have a couple Ideas for you but you would have to find a good and big spot for one of them. Get a city Tattoo with your favorite building or place from each city you have lived in. Leave space so that if you live someplace else you can get other places added on later. The more practical idea is to get some Jackdaw symbol both the upside down crown and that double headed bird thing they have on there my space page might look pretty good. In terms of the shoes do you judge by the kind of shoes or by the size, HA? Do you do the same thing with sneakers. It is tough to believe you are shy you seem pretty out going from everything I read. So you can speak Italian if you can also cook that type of food that could lead to a marriage. I can't believe you where recruited for Hockey that is pretty awesome.
leetee - 01/28/09 12:31
hmm... interesting how many of your tidbits are ones i would put (if i were on facebook, which i am not, since i figure my ignored myspace is more than enough).

totally for sure about numbers 1, 2 (weird that my parents moved into the house they are in the same year, and i have lived in a total of 8 cities, too), 4, 5, 6, 10 (some of my crushes have been based on shoes!), 15, 19 (mine was grade 3, tho), 20, 21, 23.
drew - 01/28/09 10:39
My 25 things are on facebook, but I can copy them to here.

I have decided not to fight the things that come with age (I've got some grey, but baldness is a bigger problem).

I am sure you can and will marry if you want to. If I had to do it all over again, I might look for a surgeon sugar-mama :)

Based on my shoes, we should not be friends (I take lousy care of mine). Based on my love of the Simpsons, there is some hope.
mrmike - 01/28/09 09:56
Don't know if there are 25 things about me that are broadcasting, but I do know a few things. Having been married and lost, I can tell you there is one thing scarier than not getting married. Going grey as I am, I made the decision to embrace it. That might not stop me from shaving to ditch the Santa like facade to my chin, but done right, grey can be hot.
imk2 - 01/28/09 00:30
i know...i've been getting these things left and right. but i don't know if i can come up with 25 things about myself that most people don't already know..seeing that i blab everything about myself before i even know the person's name.

01/26/2009 08:28 #47524

*****VERY GROSS PIX*****
Ok, my dad just sent this to me. And this may be a poor judgment call on my part, but I just had to share. Don't say I didn't warn you. It's really gross. I hope it's not real, but it kinda looks like it might be.
It didn't come with any story besides the caption "Don't fish too close to the bank".




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libertad - 01/26/09 14:09
The answer may be on snopes.com. It tried to find it but Roswell's filter is blocking the site. This is what I found but was not able to open the link:

"7. snopes.com: Human Remains Found in Crocodile •••
Photographs show human remains discovered inside a crocodile.
...the concept of Miranda rights. Unfortunately for the suspected burglar, the gator was of the aggressive and unpleasant variety, and thus, a law-breaking...
...night in the clink instead of heading into the drink. Unfortunately for the gator vigilante, Florida fish & wildlife reps saw to it that he followed his...
...the scene of the incident; he was captured, transported to the All American Gator facility, and held there pending an inspection by the county medical..."
Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:41:16 GMT :::link:::
jenks - 01/26/09 12:06
I just googled it, and found an article that said the pix seem to be real, but they don't know where they're from, but may be related to this story. Except that those two guys don't look like Indonesian fisherman.

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imk2 - 01/26/09 12:02
holy shit, that is a head!!!
imk2 - 01/26/09 12:00
that totally is for real. look at that one pic, second to last. you can see the spine and vertebra. if someone was going through all the trouble of making fake body parts, i think arms, legs and hands would be enough.
imk2 - 01/26/09 11:58
holy fucking shit.
james - 01/26/09 11:21
Who wants pudding!
jenks - 01/26/09 09:27
I assume so.
paul - 01/26/09 09:12
Was that in the gator?