I love it. :) I did a lot of christmas shopping at the Onion store this year, and actually almost bought myself that exact bottle, but I think they ran out.
Voila!
And I gave this to Dan:
And these to my BIL:
Hmmmm. Well pix are not uploading. [what's wrong paul? they're all sitting down there saying 0 percent complete. x2. They're only ~30k .jpg files...]
But Santa Drew gave me a water bottle that says "I will never take this camping"
I gave Dan a tshirt that says "Your favorite band sucks"
And I gave BIL a T that says, randomly, "Owls are assholes" and a coffee mug that says "I enjoy Colombia's second finest export"
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01/12/2009 18:55 #47383
Thank you santa...01/11/2009 21:43 #47372
RAVE!!Ok, so once again I spend my free time yesterday NOT doing chores (I mean really, so what if the christmas tree stays up one more day...)
and instead, did fun things.
Saw Slumdog Millionaire -> FANTASTIC
went STRAIGHT from there to Gran Torino -> ALSO FANTASTIC
then came home and watched a few episodes of Flight of the Conchords -> FANTASTIC,
and then fell asleep on the couch.
Woke up at 3 and went to bed.
Woke up again at 415 to drunk texts from friends, and was depressed b/c it was time to get up.
Then at like 5 of 6 got texts asking me to come out... friends were still out partying, while I was on my way to work.
boooooo.
But aside from that- great day.
I am also in a facebook faceoff which is very entertaining. Some nutty chick who is stalking a friend of mine and thus hates me since I'm his friend, called me nobody and fat, and I said I'd rather be fat than stupid and crazy. We went back and forth, then I deleted all my messages so now all that's left is her craziness, and it makes no sense with half the convo missing. (not that it made much sense to start.) Ahh, fun to be juvenile for a bit. (she had it coming, I promise.)
Go watch all those movies/shows!
Not now, RIGHT NOW!
:)
and instead, did fun things.
Saw Slumdog Millionaire -> FANTASTIC
went STRAIGHT from there to Gran Torino -> ALSO FANTASTIC
then came home and watched a few episodes of Flight of the Conchords -> FANTASTIC,
and then fell asleep on the couch.
Woke up at 3 and went to bed.
Woke up again at 415 to drunk texts from friends, and was depressed b/c it was time to get up.
Then at like 5 of 6 got texts asking me to come out... friends were still out partying, while I was on my way to work.
boooooo.
But aside from that- great day.
I am also in a facebook faceoff which is very entertaining. Some nutty chick who is stalking a friend of mine and thus hates me since I'm his friend, called me nobody and fat, and I said I'd rather be fat than stupid and crazy. We went back and forth, then I deleted all my messages so now all that's left is her craziness, and it makes no sense with half the convo missing. (not that it made much sense to start.) Ahh, fun to be juvenile for a bit. (she had it coming, I promise.)
Go watch all those movies/shows!
Not now, RIGHT NOW!
:)
imk2 - 01/16/09 20:53
wait i cant find it anymore. did you take them down?
wait i cant find it anymore. did you take them down?
imk2 - 01/16/09 20:50
holy shit, i cant believe i missed this. i know why it must be.
holy shit, i cant believe i missed this. i know why it must be.
metalpeter - 01/12/09 19:19
1st movie you mentioned was vary good. I want to see the 2nd one it looks interesting. That show is pretty funny some times and then some times just weird, it is an odd kind of Comedy that some times works great and sometimes not. Sometimes it is the things in the show that are funny and sometimes it is the songs.
1st movie you mentioned was vary good. I want to see the 2nd one it looks interesting. That show is pretty funny some times and then some times just weird, it is an odd kind of Comedy that some times works great and sometimes not. Sometimes it is the things in the show that are funny and sometimes it is the songs.
tinypliny - 01/12/09 09:49
LOL @ Facebook Faceoffs. What a riot!
You deserve plenty of time off! Way to go.
LOL @ Facebook Faceoffs. What a riot!
You deserve plenty of time off! Way to go.
vincent - 01/11/09 22:40
Wow, you have to love psycho chicks.
That does sound crazy. Seriously how could some crazy boy crazy nut case get off at calling you a nobody? She can't have a leg to stand on.
Wow, you have to love psycho chicks.
That does sound crazy. Seriously how could some crazy boy crazy nut case get off at calling you a nobody? She can't have a leg to stand on.
01/08/2009 10:07 #47330
woohooWell, round one bloodwork- all negative. Yay.
Felt a little pukey this morning, but I'm not sure if it's the meds, or the thai/wine/beer/no sleep from last night. either way, pretty much better now, except that food tastes gross.
And finally, an ecard that I could send to a few people these days...
Felt a little pukey this morning, but I'm not sure if it's the meds, or the thai/wine/beer/no sleep from last night. either way, pretty much better now, except that food tastes gross.
And finally, an ecard that I could send to a few people these days...
tinypliny - 01/12/09 09:50
:( Ugh. Those anti-retrovirals are the worst. I was sick for weeks together when I took them.
Good Luck!
:( Ugh. Those anti-retrovirals are the worst. I was sick for weeks together when I took them.
Good Luck!
ladycroft - 01/11/09 08:03
glad to hear it, and even if the risk is uber low, best to go through the effort just in case!
glad to hear it, and even if the risk is uber low, best to go through the effort just in case!
metalpeter - 01/08/09 19:32
Well yes it is a good way to limit food intake, the problem is that there is still a minimum amount of food you need to have, if your body drops below that or think you aren't getting enough then it won't break down fats and everything you eat will get stored and you won't lose any weight, unless you eat so little that you starve to death. Hey maybe you should go find a food you didn't like and see how it tastes just for a compairison for science reasons.
Well yes it is a good way to limit food intake, the problem is that there is still a minimum amount of food you need to have, if your body drops below that or think you aren't getting enough then it won't break down fats and everything you eat will get stored and you won't lose any weight, unless you eat so little that you starve to death. Hey maybe you should go find a food you didn't like and see how it tastes just for a compairison for science reasons.
drew - 01/08/09 11:22
If food tasted bad it would be good for me health wise, but I would absolutely hate it because I definitely eat for pleasure way too much.
If food tasted bad it would be good for me health wise, but I would absolutely hate it because I definitely eat for pleasure way too much.
theli - 01/08/09 10:32
I don't know... Wouldn't it suck to not be able to enjoy food sometimes...?
I don't know... Wouldn't it suck to not be able to enjoy food sometimes...?
imk2 - 01/08/09 10:26
"food tastes gross"...can't complain about that!
"food tastes gross"...can't complain about that!
mrmike - 01/08/09 10:09
Yay for round one
Yay for round one
01/04/2009 17:43 #47282
bizarre nightWell, maybe the almost surreal night I had last night makes up for a lame new year's?
First, went to Roller Derby, finally. woohoo!! (and (e:dragonlady) I wasn't sure if you realized that was me talking to you in the bathroom after the bout... but great job out there. :) ) Also saw (e:zobar), and holly lulu and fritz... (whose relationship I take a small amount of credit for.) I went with a girlfriend, and then D met us there after he piped for the bandits. Also saw another friend, and some people from the hospital... seems I was running into people I knew around every corner. And then bumped into a friend of Dan's... Who I kinda got the feeling might like me last time I saw him. (i.e. when he asked Dan "why haven't you married this girl, you idiot??") So he asked me "how's danny? I haven't talked to him in months". heh, clearly. So I was like 'Um, I don't know, we don't talk anymore." Anyway, it was nice chatting with him, and then he actually came out with us afterwards for a drink. And I also ran into a friend who dropped a bit of a bomb on me... we have a bit of history, but never dated... he also dated a friend of mine, and I've always gotten the feeling that he still has a thing for her. Well last night he started telling me that I'm the one that got away.... that he's always regretted that we never dated... I said "I thought you still liked [my friend]" and he said 'her? nah... she's just an ex. You're different."
Wow, that kind of blew my mind. I had no clue. Not quite sure what to do with that info. he's in a serious relationship, but I get the feeling he might not be happy... Hmm.
Then this morning I couldn't find my wallet. Ugh. I was on the verge of cancelling my credit cards, when I went out to make yet another sweep of my car, and found it waaaaay under the seat. Phew. But, how did it get under there??
and finally, I leave with you with the cutest thing ever: it's a live webcam of a litter of 4 8week old English Bulldog puppies named John George Ringo and Paul. SO CUTE.
p.s. timika are you still here? I sent you an email about getting together before you guys leave...
First, went to Roller Derby, finally. woohoo!! (and (e:dragonlady) I wasn't sure if you realized that was me talking to you in the bathroom after the bout... but great job out there. :) ) Also saw (e:zobar), and holly lulu and fritz... (whose relationship I take a small amount of credit for.) I went with a girlfriend, and then D met us there after he piped for the bandits. Also saw another friend, and some people from the hospital... seems I was running into people I knew around every corner. And then bumped into a friend of Dan's... Who I kinda got the feeling might like me last time I saw him. (i.e. when he asked Dan "why haven't you married this girl, you idiot??") So he asked me "how's danny? I haven't talked to him in months". heh, clearly. So I was like 'Um, I don't know, we don't talk anymore." Anyway, it was nice chatting with him, and then he actually came out with us afterwards for a drink. And I also ran into a friend who dropped a bit of a bomb on me... we have a bit of history, but never dated... he also dated a friend of mine, and I've always gotten the feeling that he still has a thing for her. Well last night he started telling me that I'm the one that got away.... that he's always regretted that we never dated... I said "I thought you still liked [my friend]" and he said 'her? nah... she's just an ex. You're different."
Wow, that kind of blew my mind. I had no clue. Not quite sure what to do with that info. he's in a serious relationship, but I get the feeling he might not be happy... Hmm.
Then this morning I couldn't find my wallet. Ugh. I was on the verge of cancelling my credit cards, when I went out to make yet another sweep of my car, and found it waaaaay under the seat. Phew. But, how did it get under there??
and finally, I leave with you with the cutest thing ever: it's a live webcam of a litter of 4 8week old English Bulldog puppies named John George Ringo and Paul. SO CUTE.
p.s. timika are you still here? I sent you an email about getting together before you guys leave...
metalpeter - 01/05/09 19:31
(e:imk2) I think you might be right about that. I read some story in the Buffalo news about people who I think are called "life Casters" (they like where a camera and broad cast live every place they go) and it mentioned that site so I think you might be right.
(e:jenks) glad you had a good time, Roller Derby looks like it would be a lot of fun to watch.
(e:imk2) I think you might be right about that. I read some story in the Buffalo news about people who I think are called "life Casters" (they like where a camera and broad cast live every place they go) and it mentioned that site so I think you might be right.
(e:jenks) glad you had a good time, Roller Derby looks like it would be a lot of fun to watch.
jenks - 01/05/09 12:56
i dunno, IS justintv where that kid committed suicide?? Even if it is, those puppies are so cute I don't care.
i dunno, IS justintv where that kid committed suicide?? Even if it is, those puppies are so cute I don't care.
imk2 - 01/05/09 11:18
oh my god, they are so cute! they're all laying there licking each other. you should go see marley and me. it's not really a kid flick at all.
oh my god, they are so cute! they're all laying there licking each other. you should go see marley and me. it's not really a kid flick at all.
imk2 - 01/05/09 11:16
hey, isn't justintv where that one kid committed suicide online recently?
hey, isn't justintv where that one kid committed suicide online recently?
imk2 - 01/05/09 11:15
i know how your wallet got under there!
i know how your wallet got under there!
01/06/2009 16:26 #47309
I am ridiculous. Seriously.Macworld is today. Apple's last. And sans Steve Jobs. The announcements don't look all that exciting to far, except as (e:fing) mentioned, Picasa for OS X. Oh, and that the songs from the itunes music store are now going to be available DRM free (for a price), which is kind of huge news.
What else...
Have to admit I'm a little hurt that I wasn't invited to Timika's Pearl street dinner, particularly after being her secret santa and asking several times to get together. Just throwing that out there.
And while I'm being a cranky bitch...
the new boy seems to be seeing someone new. And I am furious with myself b/c I find this makes me upset. I think I am a serious emotional cripple. I mean really... it's irrational and unfair for me to tell him that I don't want to see him anymore, and then be upset if he goes out with someone else. PARTICULARLY since I realized that despite what I might think, I have not been sitting home pining for him, and have been putting myself out there too, with varying degrees of success.
And the most awesome news of all....
Was in the OR yesterday.... doing a dumb little case that was "below me"- i.e. not a "Chief level" case, but something that would usually be delegated to the interns... But, I didn't have anything better to do, and felt like operating, so... I went in.
Enjoyed the case.
Until the end, when I stuck myself with a needle. No big deal, happens more often than it should. I was wearing two pairs of gloves (which I don't usually do). Didn't even think it went through the gloves. But at the end of the case I took my gloves off and inspected my finger, and there was a tiny drop of blood.
The kicker...
The guy has HIV and Hep C.
The chance of me catching anything is miniscule. But, it's not zero.
So... I am on a lovely anti-retroviral cocktail (complete with prophylactic anti-nausea meds) for 28 days. Have to have blood drawn to check my liver functions every two weeks (to make sure the meds don't put me into liver failure), and have to be tested for HIV/HepC at 2wk, 4wk, 6wk, 2mo, 4mo, 6mo and 1 year or something crazy like that.
What fun. And I thought the 9months of TB meds I took last year was bad enough. Stupid occupational hazards. :( I already had a skin cancer scare and a pap smear scare last year (that were negative, for the record), but I don't feel like having to worry about this.
But, better to be safe than sorry.
It was a low-risk incident (tiny scratch with a tiny needle), and he's a (relatively) low risk patient (his HIV and Hep C viral loads are undetectable), but... he's still positive and they now recommend the meds for just about everyone, even if the source patient tests negative, so...
I figure I'll sleep better at night.
Assuming I'm not up all night puking.
(but hell, maybe a month of GI distress will help me lose some weight. Silver lining, right?)
fun fun fun...
(and for the record, I think it's kind of huge that I am putting this out there, but I thought it was a good story. I still may take it down. But please do not take this the wrong way. I am not HIV+. You do not have to fear me and talk shit about me. K? I promise.) (not that anyone should/would fear or talk shit about people with HIV, but you know what i mean... don't want the rumor mill to go crazy here.)
What else...
Have to admit I'm a little hurt that I wasn't invited to Timika's Pearl street dinner, particularly after being her secret santa and asking several times to get together. Just throwing that out there.
And while I'm being a cranky bitch...
the new boy seems to be seeing someone new. And I am furious with myself b/c I find this makes me upset. I think I am a serious emotional cripple. I mean really... it's irrational and unfair for me to tell him that I don't want to see him anymore, and then be upset if he goes out with someone else. PARTICULARLY since I realized that despite what I might think, I have not been sitting home pining for him, and have been putting myself out there too, with varying degrees of success.
And the most awesome news of all....
Was in the OR yesterday.... doing a dumb little case that was "below me"- i.e. not a "Chief level" case, but something that would usually be delegated to the interns... But, I didn't have anything better to do, and felt like operating, so... I went in.
Enjoyed the case.
Until the end, when I stuck myself with a needle. No big deal, happens more often than it should. I was wearing two pairs of gloves (which I don't usually do). Didn't even think it went through the gloves. But at the end of the case I took my gloves off and inspected my finger, and there was a tiny drop of blood.
The kicker...
The guy has HIV and Hep C.
The chance of me catching anything is miniscule. But, it's not zero.
So... I am on a lovely anti-retroviral cocktail (complete with prophylactic anti-nausea meds) for 28 days. Have to have blood drawn to check my liver functions every two weeks (to make sure the meds don't put me into liver failure), and have to be tested for HIV/HepC at 2wk, 4wk, 6wk, 2mo, 4mo, 6mo and 1 year or something crazy like that.
What fun. And I thought the 9months of TB meds I took last year was bad enough. Stupid occupational hazards. :( I already had a skin cancer scare and a pap smear scare last year (that were negative, for the record), but I don't feel like having to worry about this.
But, better to be safe than sorry.
It was a low-risk incident (tiny scratch with a tiny needle), and he's a (relatively) low risk patient (his HIV and Hep C viral loads are undetectable), but... he's still positive and they now recommend the meds for just about everyone, even if the source patient tests negative, so...
I figure I'll sleep better at night.
Assuming I'm not up all night puking.
(but hell, maybe a month of GI distress will help me lose some weight. Silver lining, right?)
fun fun fun...
(and for the record, I think it's kind of huge that I am putting this out there, but I thought it was a good story. I still may take it down. But please do not take this the wrong way. I am not HIV+. You do not have to fear me and talk shit about me. K? I promise.) (not that anyone should/would fear or talk shit about people with HIV, but you know what i mean... don't want the rumor mill to go crazy here.)
ladycroft - 01/11/09 08:01
I'll answer that via e-mail, but don't be hurt. It wasn't a big planned out thing. It was rather last minute and I didn't have your number. Promise, it wasn't a plot against jenks!
I'll answer that via e-mail, but don't be hurt. It wasn't a big planned out thing. It was rather last minute and I didn't have your number. Promise, it wasn't a plot against jenks!
jason - 01/08/09 14:16
You are right to question your judgment about "new boy" seeing someone else. You don't want to be competition! Relax.. =)
You are right to question your judgment about "new boy" seeing someone else. You don't want to be competition! Relax.. =)
metalpeter - 01/07/09 19:17
Hopefully you will be fine and I'm sure you will or at least I hope you will be. On the other down side is if you where to become infected what a bad way to get those, it wasn't even from having any kind of fun, HA. In terms of the boy I don't know what to say you kinda said it your self hope things get better.
Hopefully you will be fine and I'm sure you will or at least I hope you will be. On the other down side is if you where to become infected what a bad way to get those, it wasn't even from having any kind of fun, HA. In terms of the boy I don't know what to say you kinda said it your self hope things get better.
vincent - 01/07/09 00:05
Wow, that is pretty heavy stuff. Glad to hear you'll be alright. A very strong experience indeed.
On the emotional front, I told you that breaking it off is one of the most "leap of faith" things to do. You made the right call for your situation & seeing how things work from the other side may be something you need to experience to develop as a person relationship wise. Don't let the second guessing get you on the guy front or the job hazard front.
Wow, that is pretty heavy stuff. Glad to hear you'll be alright. A very strong experience indeed.
On the emotional front, I told you that breaking it off is one of the most "leap of faith" things to do. You made the right call for your situation & seeing how things work from the other side may be something you need to experience to develop as a person relationship wise. Don't let the second guessing get you on the guy front or the job hazard front.
mrmike - 01/06/09 20:29
People who would jump to those types of conclusions don't merit your concern. Occuptational hazards indeed. Sorry for the cocktail rigamarole, but better to be sure and able to sleep at night.
People who would jump to those types of conclusions don't merit your concern. Occuptational hazards indeed. Sorry for the cocktail rigamarole, but better to be sure and able to sleep at night.
libertad - 01/06/09 20:24
thats pretty crazy and scary. It sounds like nothing will happen from it though but still must be scary.
thats pretty crazy and scary. It sounds like nothing will happen from it though but still must be scary.
What browser, what version of flash player. Try version 10. When you right or ctrl-click on the upload button it says what version. I used the upload in safari and firefox and I presume it works in IE6 as thats what a lot of people are still using.
Worse come to worse, use the mobile site from your computer, it will work.
hahaha...great birthday gift ideas
The Owls are assholes made me laugh the longest. Got to love the Onion. I got sent to milwaukee for work and it was fun to get the Onion as a newspaper still.