1. I know Esperanto.
2. I pronounce 'URL' and 'Earl' the same way.
3. Late at night when I can't sleep, I look up Soviet environmental disasters on Google Earth.

4. Or photos of abandoned amusement parks.

- Z
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abandoned amusement parks are awesome!
Round that to five.
5. You are insane.