Man I don't have time for that. You only get four things, but they're good ones.
1. I know Esperanto.
2. I pronounce 'URL' and 'Earl' the same way.
3. Late at night when I can't sleep, I look up Soviet environmental disasters on Google Earth.

4. Or photos of abandoned amusement parks.
- Z
The more appropriate adjective might have been "Satirical".
haha, it's a blue screen, chuckle. Those dudes have a sense of humor. I've seen too many of those, "Windows has encountered a fatal error and is now dead. Probably a Driver, Hardware, Software or some such thing. Either way it's not our fault. Now windows is going to have a nap. Goodbye."