Today's "Baddest Motherfucker" award goes to Vint Cerf

the man who invented TCP/IP just so that he could have a Facebook page

Gaze on his works ye mighty and despair.
Now he's pissed off like a vengeful creator
- Z
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Today's "Wack Motherfucker" award goes to the first commenter who mentions Al Gore.
The more appropriate adjective might have been "Satirical".
haha, it's a blue screen, chuckle. Those dudes have a sense of humor. I've seen too many of those, "Windows has encountered a fatal error and is now dead. Probably a Driver, Hardware, Software or some such thing. Either way it's not our fault. Now windows is going to have a nap. Goodbye."