James's Journal

01/06/2009 00:25 #47299

Nothing left but drink

So,

Lindsey Lohan has a myspace page. The content is pretty much what you would expect. But the comments. The comments. Oh sweet fucking god. Thousands of people, humbly prostrating themselves before the mighty Lohan. Offering words of encouragement at the latest rumors surrounding her relationship. Patting her on the back. Don't listen to those tabloids baby, you are top shelf no matter what they say. It is the diarrhea of star fucking.

01/02/2009 10:02 #47249

Garfield RPG

This fills me with giggles.

metalpeter - 01/02/09 19:42
Garfield as Final Fantasy that is awesome

12/28/2008 18:47 #47206

Thank you for being a friend

The best thing about christmas is that it is over. Not that it was bad, I am just always more happy when it is in the past.

But, this made my day yesterday.

tinypliny - 12/31/08 11:21
LOL Head exploding cookies. That was pretty freaky!

mike - 12/29/08 23:46
haha i love it!

fellyconnelly - 12/29/08 06:31
oh man, i want super head exploding golden girls gingerbread cookies!

12/23/2008 15:58 #47155

Just how shitty can movies get

...before we stop entrusting them with 90 minutes of our time?

what the fuck?

james - 12/23/08 19:59
The Garbage Pail Kid movie was quite excellent no matter what I have said in the past .

zobar - 12/23/08 19:53
Garbage Pail Kids?

- Z

metalpeter - 12/23/08 19:37
I will admit Dragon Ball Z is not an Anime I watch but Maybe This is like a live Action Version of it. Or it could be someone take on an that is kinda the same idea.

12/23/2008 13:03 #47152

Last Night....

... I had the most glorious dream.

I was on a talk show Uncle Talk: The Talk Show For Uncles, By Uncles. It was a rousing conversation about the issues that face uncles today.

But when I awoke and remembered this dram I couldn't shake the feeling that perhaps they were dirty uncles. In an instant a bit of surreal garbage becomes a day long creepfest.

I took a shower. But you can't wash that off.