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08/01/2008 21:17 #45223

Gutters

Who would have thought so much crap could get in gutters. I think
broken mortar crumbles plus moss = dirt.
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tinypliny - 08/02/08 10:03
Mortar Crumbles + Moss = Dirt.
M + M = D
2M = D
E = MC^2
E = D/2 * C^2
Just imagine! If you travel at the speed of light and take half of that dirt with you, you might be more powerful than all superheroes that humanity has ever created!

08/01/2008 18:01 #45221

Mortar - Repointing my parents chimney
Category: housing
I convinced my father to go with the real stuff for his chimney! No color mixing they only need sand color. The bag was $4.25 for 60 lbs of mortar mix. It was so cheap we bought that one even though we only needed like 20lbs. Smaller portions cost about 3 times as much, lol.
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This is what we were going to use at like ~$10 per tube but I talked him out of.
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Here it is after beign repointed. I wish I had a picture of before but my hands were so dirty from mixing mortar. It basically had no mortar in lots of parts and crumbly mortar in others.

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As a reward I got dinner which included yummy fish.
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And my favorite food in the world - seafood salad - which is clams, mussels, shrimp, calamari rings, and legs which green pepper and celery.

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tinypliny - 08/02/08 19:23
I think I would do pretty much anything for a dinner reward from my mom at this point. Sigh. I want to go home so bad. :/

08/01/2008 16:17 #45218

Getting Buffer
Category: body
I wish I could gain more than a pound or two a week. I want to be 160 so bad. So far I have put one month of gym 5 days a week for about an hour. Right now I am 152 and minus all traces of fat. Unfortunately, that means 160 will not longer be summer time. Now I know why people want steroids, lol.

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I guess I am so busy I cannot put the phone down. I was scheuling with my mother to go work on my parents mortar problem this evening. My father insists on using some sort of plastic/rubber based mortor for the chimney. His neighbor started the trend. I wish I could just be using the normal stuff like we did at my house.
tinypliny - 08/02/08 19:28
james - 08/02/08 01:59
Meow! Keep up the good work.
paul - 08/01/08 16:40
They don't look like that when I am not flexing, lol. But they are way bigger than before.
jason - 08/01/08 16:34
I haven't seen you in person in a while, but I don't remember you having freaking GUNS. Nice job.

08/01/2008 00:01 #45207

Apparently the navy shirt was too gay
Category: food
So at ETS we ordered some wings after some fat people and we got
served first. Then we left to eat outside. Not our fault. Fat dudes
got angry and starting yelling/ screaming/ turning red in the store.
Then other customers started screaming and fighting. We are merrily
eating our wings being entertained by fat people fighting.

Turn out the one group of guys called us cock suckers and butt fuckers
and the other people got angry and caught them. At least according to
the other people.

We couldn't hear anything from outside but the other guys who
supposedly stuck up for us came out screaming we stuck up for you,
blah, blah while thwy called you cocksuckers, etc at the top of his
lungs while his boyfriend? Dragged him away.

Then the police came and everyone in the store was pointing at us
outside. Three police cars and like 5 police responded. That is 5
cops more than came to help us when the puerto ricans tried to knife
us ok elmwood and Johnson park back on the day.

Still not sure what's really going on? I mean the wings are good but
not start a fight and go to jail good. (e:libertad) called them blood
wings.
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tiburon1724 - 08/01/08 17:58
didn't know they had wings, always assumed it was just tacos..and subs.
paul - 08/01/08 12:09
Ya, I agreee with mike. I mean they never said anything to us directly, we only heard from the guy leaving the fight scene.
ajay - 08/01/08 12:00
During depressed times, people turn on anyone who's different than them.

(e:paul) , I think all three of you should move to SF... :-D
jason - 08/01/08 11:29
Suburbanites, no doubt. I'm really sorry you guys have to deal with that kind of garbage.
mike - 08/01/08 11:14
i actually wondered if like they even were really slurring us or not or just like those cocksuckers got our wings, like people say that just not really in a specific way but just say it when they are angry and the other people overreacted to it. Either way, it was hilar while we sat outisde eating chicken wings dipped in nacho cheese and tacos.
paul - 08/01/08 10:47
I really wish I knew the true story. I mean we watched for like 10 minutes of screaming and pointing and yelling and fighting both between the groups of customers and the staff. It was insane. I kind of waited for a food fight to break out, lol.
jim - 08/01/08 09:20
Whoa. That's insane.
hodown - 08/01/08 09:14
What is up with homophobia in Buffalo? I wish I would have been there. I would have totally ripped the gay bashers a new one, fuckers.
drew - 08/01/08 08:24
I get mad when people come between me and my ETS.

. . . and I'm not THAT fat.
tinypliny - 08/01/08 01:19
I think Jonathan Swift figured out the human psyche accurately when he wrote about Lilliputans fighting about something as trivial as which side of the egg to crack open (in Gulliver's travels).

07/31/2008 23:39 #45205

Chicken wings
Category: food
Are good dipped in nacho cheese. This is not heart smart.
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tinypliny - 08/01/08 01:16
Hahaha.. you mean like in the jovi-punch SNL Short?
:::link:::
james - 07/31/08 23:45
If I saw someone eat that I would slap it out of their mouth.