and here is a list of some of the abbreviations- long, but some real gems in here:
This is my favorite part:
"But there is also one of these types of aliens that I kind of like. They are mentioned in one of the courses along with some other aliens. There is also a whole bulletin about them and from the wording you get the idea that this is current stuff. They are called Blinkers. It says that they are like little cats and you can only really see them if you have eliminated your reactive mind. Once again, that is something I do not completely understand about Scientology. What they do is hop on your head and hurt you. It says that they never like to go on the floor which is kind of like a real cat. They jump on you and then they jump on someone else. Sometimes it seems like they jump and in one lecture it says that they can teleport or something around. Maybe the last part is why they call them Blinkers? They have an incident where some of these Blinkers show up attack a whole room full of people and never once does even one of them touch the floor."
And of course soylent green is made of people.
jon, that's what I don't get. L. Ron Hubbard was a sci-fi writer, first and foremost. I mean really... this is War of the Worlds stuff. He made up this insane 'religion' that apparently goes back 75 QUADRILLION years (yes, much, much longer than anyone believes the universe has been in existence)- at which point alien king Xenu's planet was overpopulated so he put the extra aliens on AIRPLANES and sent them to Earth (aka Teegeeack). He put them in movie theaters to brainwash them, then put them in volcanos, which he blew up with hydrogen bombs. Litttle bits of their alien spirits went into the air (or something) and are now in all of us, and our ultimate goal in life is to shed ourselves of these evil spirits.
[yeah, sorry, I got a little wrapped up in wikipedia yesterday...]
I mean COME ON.
that's like george lucas saying "oh, by the way, star wars is REAL people- so join my religion and pay me lots of money or the wookies will get you."
oh yeah and if Fair Game scares you, check out Operation Snow White and Operation Freakout.
cats with blinky eyes jumping on people's heads and attacking them. awesome! that's so fucking cool. seriously i want to be in that sunday school class when they have this lesson! hahahahaha.
Scientologists are scary; don't underestimate them.
I knew a girl who lived near their "church" downtown. You could see the roof of their building from her kitchen.
She used to walk her dog, and ran into one of their guys a couple of times. She just told him her first name; nothing else.
A few days after her latest contact with the guy, she gets a call on her phone.
It's him (remember, she didn't give him her number).
He says, "come over to your kitchen window".
She goes over. From her kitchen window, she looks out. She sees him standing on his church's roof, waving at her.
So, just by knowing her first name, they were able to figure out where she lived, what was her phone number, etc.
Scary cult.
And the City of Buffalo welcomed them with open arms. Bunch of idiots.
Cat aliens... totally awesome. These bits of info would if compiled together would make an awesome B sci-fi movie.
However, here is one of the scary ones from that list, Jenks...
"Fair Game, the notorious Scientology policy of how to deal with critics; they may be "Sued, tricked, lied to, or destroyed," as per policy. A more recent policy has banished the WORDS "Fair Game", but the policy of what to do to them cannot ever be cancelled." ...yikes.
And you are questioning why I would not want one of there big whig recruiters on the site for whatever ulterior motives he would have. P.S. I didn't delete his journal like that sales guy from South Carolina that we all agreed had to go, I just told him I don not welcome him or his scumbagtologist friends here.