Okay, so I was looking up fag hag on wikipedia 
(WIKIPEDIA - fag hag) to see if there were any tips about getting a new one and learned that there are also fag stags - straight guys that have an affinity toward hanging out with gay guys.  This is new to me, but not so new for 
(e:flacidness) who seems to have a million fag stags.  I just never had a name for the before.
Here is Margaret Cho's take on the term fag hag 
I also learned the term fruit fly, which is similar to fag hag.  I like it better.
So the point of this journal.  The reason it is an advantage for a gay guy to have a most beautiful straight girl "fruit fly" instead of a haggish one is that other gay guys, might mistake you for a straight guy with a hot girlfriend - thus increasing your desirability.
In return you feed the beautiful fruit fly's ego and everyone wins.  Its like a perfect symbiotic relationship.  What the freakin' hell a I going to do with 
(e:lilho) leaves town.  
I know it's early but I am just putting it out there.  I am now accepting applications for a new fruit fly for Fall 2007.  I have a lot to offer.  Benefits depend on previous experience.  Extreme physical beauty and comprehensive experience with gossiping are both required as is free time and close proximity.  Damn, I guess I am demanding.
I should bring my Zaurus linux handheld w/ Wireless card to the party. Then we'll both really look like a bunch of dorks.
As it's my only mobile device with wi-fi connectivity since my laptp LCD got busted, it's my main tool for surfing e-strip when I'm not at my desktop.
it is arrived
i think that's the one (e:uncutsaniflush) has been looking at...