What a stupid day. At 1PM (e:terry) and (e:lilho) came by Roswell for lunch. At that point, I had these wild dreams about going to the beach or doing something refreshing like a water park. Instead my errands got out of control.

First we were supposed to stop by the tenants house to get them all to sign their new leases. Instead, we ended up dealing with all this drama because one girl did not pay the gas bill and they shut the gas off. I seriously cannot believe it. It took about an hour. She is the same girl that always pays her rents late. I told the girl who is still living there, that this is her chance to kick that girl out because the leasing are gettign signed but that she would need to get soeone else in right away. At least one tenant paid their entire rent through december.

Then I tried to call the lawyer again about 16 times. She never retrunred my calls or email so I decided the only way to deal with it was to confront her in person because our landlord wanted an answer right now as to when we are moving. Unfortunately, there office is way far away in the top floor of the larkin building. Its all nice cherry and leather fanciness. In fact all the floor of elevator announce the floor number until you arrive at the top and it says Welcome to Harris Beach."

I think we made a huge mistake choosing such a large law firm for such a tiny case. I think maybe they would have been a appropriate firm for a car accident or something. Turns out the title problem still exists but that we can move in early if the seller agrees. The lawyer says that the problem is they cannot find the paper saying that the church (a non-profit) was able to sell the house. Fortunetly, the church really did want to sell the house to the guy and they just need to find or get new paperwork. Unfortunately, it requires a supreme court of NY judge and they are very busy golfing during the summer. Those were her exact words.

So then after that we went to the sellers house and believe it or not he doesn't think there is any problem and plans to move out on the 4th and close. This is good for us if it really happens. So I guess he is agreeing to us moving in earlier. So we really might be moving on Saturday.

On another note, I am glad that someone keeps track of the spelling on this sites interface:
@ 07/31/06 12:57 Kara wrote:

Hi Paul - "Lattest Chatter" should be "Latest Chatter" in the chat box.

@ 07/30/06 19:42 Jenks wrote:

hey paul- typo alert. the chat box says "lattest" chatter.

So now our lawyer gets the title from his lawyer and it turns out there are both tax problems and they are missing paperwork saying the church was able to sell the property to them. I think we are reaching the beginning of a long journey instead of the end of one. I cannot believe this process started back in May. Watch it be an entire year before we get the house.

If I saw the guy in front of me right now, I would probably go to jail.

We went on the garden walk, see (e:matthew,761) for better pics.




My favorite gardens were the ones in the West Village which is kind of at the end of Prospect near downtown.

The ice cream truck was there the whole time.




Afterwards we hid out at Globe Market


This guy must be so warm with so many dreads


Has anyone ever eaten these chocolates. Lemon Pepper Chocolate?

(E:terry) asked if I would shave my mustache for once so I decided to try it out. Then I was like, what does my cin look like? I mean I don't think I saw it since I was 17. Maybe once, so I ended up shaving my whole face and then I was like, why not just freakin' shave my head.

So here I am, as close to Mr. Clean as I am ever gonna get.

I like to make robots that do random tedious tasks for me. to It's a great way to feel in control of your life. Sometime they are really complicated to build because of the security and protections that people create to make Mr. Robot have a hard time eating his web food. This one was really easy to make. In fact I included to source code minus the gallery URL so that you can see how it works.

This journal includes random male nudity provided by the internet, so just stop now if you are someone or somewhere that should not be/does not want to be involved in that.

Someone left 217 galleries (11,379 images) of mobile phone/candid pictures of men at frat hazing, in speedos, drunk out of their minds, at the lockeroom, at the nude beach, mooning, showing off, playing sports, camping, in a sauna, at mardi gras, peeing on the street, at stag parties, in amsterdam, etc available for Mr. FratBot to eat.

It's almost what you would consider "guys gone wild." But frankly, more it's also kind of "guys gone normal" because it is a lot more "normal" for guys to do get crazy than girls.

I decided to include Mr. robots guts here in case it helps anyone else out getting started building their own robots. Of course robots do not need to only eat scandalous picture, you can try applying this to some ordinary web tasks as well.

I a removing the actual URL of the gallery to prevent them from getting hit too many times. If you really need it, you could always email me.

I can translate the code for you a bit into english. It says, "Don't worry - I am someone using Internet Explorer not a robot. I a just going to loop through your overly simplex file structure and eat every image that you site has. Mr. Robot eats.

Don't scroll past the code box if you don't want to see a sample of the robots collection.

[box]
<?php
echo "starting...".date('m/d/y h:i:s')."n";

ini_set('max_execution_time',-1);

class eatFratBoys{
    public $baseUrl = 'http://OMMITTED_FOR_THEIR_SAKE';
    public $serial=0;
    public $begin_gallery=1;
    public $end_gallery=217;
    public $current_image;
    public $opts;
    public $context;
    public $debug =0;
    public $directory ="pics0";
    
    function __construct(){
        $this->serial = count(glob($this->directory."/*.jpg"));
        
        echo date('m/d/y h:i:s');
        $this->time_start = microtime(true);
        $this->opts = array(
            'http'=>array(
            'method'=>"GET",
            'header'=>"Accept-language: enrn" .
         "User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible;MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)rn"
            )
        );
        $this->context = stream_context_create($this->opts);
    
        for($this->current_gallery=$this->begin_gallery;$this->current_gallery<=$this->end_gallery;$this->current_gallery++){
            echo $this->current_gallery;
            $this->eatImages();
        }

    }
    
    function eatImages(){
        
        for($this->current_image=1;$this->current_image<60;$this->current_image++){
        
            $pic = $this->baseUrl.'/'.$this->current_gallery.'/pic/'.sprintf("%02d", $this->current_image).'.jpg';
            
            if (($fp = fopen($pic, "r", false, $this->context))) {
                
                $meta = stream_get_meta_data($fp);
                if($this->debug==1){
                    print_r($meta);
                }
                
                if($meta['wrapper_data'][8] == "Content-Type: image/jpeg"){
                    $this->savePic($pic);
                }
            } else {
                echo "nError loading image:".$pic;
            }
                
        }
    
    }
    
    function savePic($pic){
        if(!is_dir($this->directory)){
            mkdir($this->directory);
        }
        file_put_contents($this->directory."/".$this->serial.".jpg", file_get_contents($pic));
        $report = "n".$this->current_gallery.",".$this->current_image;
        file_put_contents("report.txt", $report, FILE_APPEND);
        echo $report;
        $this->serial++;
    }
    
    function __destruct(){
        echo "nending...".date('m/d/y h:i:s')."n";
        $total_time = (microtime(true)-$this->time_start);
        echo "nTook a total of ".$total_time.' seconds';
    }
}

$grabImages = new eatFratBoys();
?>
[/box]



I'll add comentary for fun.

Who had the camera in this place whatever it is?


Artistic Takes






Of course there were hundreds of at the computer with web cam pics. I wonder if this guy even knew anyone was recording his web cam.


Lots of farting on drunk guys heads. I am glad I never get this drunk, but (e:terry) does and I have an idea for next time now, lol.


Just when you think no one saw it.








Random crowd pics.


Random sporting feats.


Of course lots and lots of mardi gras.


Enough mooning pics to make a werewolf howl, lol. This one seems particularly and outrageously dangerous.






What do you think the story behind this one is?


Are they fighting or is it some frat initiation game.


Fuck waiting in line.


Now peeing in a line, thats another story. There are about 150 of those.


Even sadam gets peed on.


Is this what the pro lockeroom is like. I suppose those sportscaster ladies have it good.


Isn't that a foul of some sort?


What can this be about besides being drunk.


Go team, there are so many of these that I wonder if it is normal.




Lots of dorm room craziness


And lots of showing boners hidden behind clothes.


There were lots of automobile pics. I picked the silliest ones to share. But there were hundreds of just like random dude, proud of his car/body.



And from the nascar collection



Mac, making you hard, mile after mile, haha.




I think this one is the funiest of all. They look so scary and mean but then together they look like stuffed animals. Does the bulldozer do something for soeone, because there were lots of men on bulldozer pics?


You don't get to see any of the more hardcore ones, sorry.