I say that way too often. Especially considering Mario Lopez is a celebrity (be it b or c list), was on the best show of all time (Saved By The Bell), is on another really good show (Dancing with the Stars) and can dance really well and dates lots of celebrities.

For some odd reason though I often find myself saying poor Mario Lopez...and meaning it. The most recent time was after reading how he will take whatever Eva Longoria gives him, even if it is just a date here and there and then leaving him again for her boyfriend Tony. Craziness...poor Mario Lopez

Wowser! When (e:southernyankee) comes to town, the partying don't stop. I love her! She is a non-stop bucket of fun. (e:terry) already wrote about it and let me tell you , it was all that and more. FYI , Pink Monkey martinis are super tasty. They are strawberry banana flavored and sooo good. I had them a few nights in a row. And to top it off like I bought everyone a martini at Fugazi and there were like 10 of us and it was only $18. How crazy cheap is that and yet they were all soo good! Too bad (e:southernyankee) is gone! I can't wait until she comes back again!

Secondly, I did (e:jenks) quiz and it said Mike: lewd street performer. Could that be more perfect? If you're not sure, check the pictures from any party in the last few years and you will see my true inner street performer coming out...haha

Now the real point of this whole post. I love sunglasses but I always break them. I have had to buy some pairs numerous times in like a few weeks cuz I keep breaking them> Well now I haven't broke any in a while and I had found a pair in my car that I had forgoten about and loved and of course i left them on the seat, get out of a long day at work in a somewhat tired/angry mood, throw my pop bottle in the car....and of course it lands right on the sunglasses, smashing them to pieces.!! Why me? I should get sunglasses made of Kevlar or something.!!!

Haha , remember when Jerry Springer tried to be classy and at least the title of the episodes was like "Lovers Scorned" or something like that. Well today I turned it on for the first time in a long time and the topic was "Toothless Hillbillies and a Pink Dress" ....so classy. I love that thye don't even try to make it seem real anymore.

(e:southernyankee), glad you're back. Hopefully last night was just a preview of the fun weekend ahead of us....

Work is kicking my butt lately so I haven't really been online and am probably farther down the Latest list I have ever been (2 clicks of show more) Not much going on. Excited to see (e:southernyankee) , we must see each other while you are here! (e:hodown), I super love the sour licoricy things in my gift bag. They are amazing and I am trying to savor them and not eat them all at once. (e:lilho), I can't wait to your bday, we will have to rock it, hardcore style....ok that's all for now...now that I am back at the top of the list

Had fun at the party last night as always. I'm glad that I was able to stay as classy as ever. I tihnk I felt classiest when I tripped down and rolled down the huge staircase in my underwear (thanks (e:lilho) haha) and toppled into a group of people at the bottom. If only my underwear would have stayed all the way on. Then maybe I would still have a little dignity! KLASSY!! Thankfully not soo many people were at the party still at this point I don't tihnk...I think the classiest part was that noone [i]seemed that surprised [/i]that I was falling down the stair with my pants around my ankles and my underwear not being completely sufficient cover up. Like they almost expected it........