Ladycroft's Journal

04/29/2006 13:03 #25394

his sexual fantasy
Category: potpourri

Last night provided me with some much needed low stress entertainment. First (e:Decoyisryan) and I hit up Left Bank. I met up with David, the super mchottie bagpiper from Jackdaw, and a few of his friends.

Then we went over to Broadway Joe's. Karma Police were playing. Forgive me (e:Vincent), they weren't bad, but I didn't find them exceptional either. In the least, it was decent and provided good background music for playing pool and chillin with friends.

I met up with this guy that supposedly went to high school with (e:Theecarey), (e:Vincent) and myself. Carey says she remembers him, but I don't. It's odd, because I have pretty snazzy facial recognition skills. I suggest I simply didn't have a single class with him, therefore never saw him, so how would I know him now?

I think the most entertaining laugh of the evening came from (e:Decoyisryan) when he drew me a diagram of his #1 sexual fantasy.

Can you figure out what it is?

jason - 04/29/06 19:45
Ryan is on a ladder with his dream woman, getting a nice helmet scrub.

vincent - 04/29/06 19:03
It's OK, I'm not offended.

mrdt - 04/29/06 15:22
looks like two people strapped onto a childrens slide in the 69 position... I see a heat rash in the near future.

I think that's funny that you and carey went to high school with a bunch of my friends. shows what a small world we live in.

metalpeter - 04/29/06 14:55
Ok I allready know more then I want to. But for those that want to know more I'm sure if you look up what Jenks just said above me then that will give all the details. Now the way that was writen it means that his fantasy #1 as in a list not his number 1 fantasy.

jenks - 04/29/06 13:32
praying mantis?

theecarey - 04/29/06 13:22
um..that should read,"pics I took with my camera phone". hehe

I dont know how I remember that Ashton guy.. my memory/facial recognition is strangely high functioning. I dont recall classes or ever having a conversation..

Felt like a LP convention last night!

theecarey - 04/29/06 13:14
oh gawd Ryan, is that a PUPPY??? hahahahahaha!

last night was delightful.. no stresses, other than making sure that lone guy didnt rummage through your stuff. "I dont think he belongs to anyone".. hehe, very cute, LC.

I am going to try to post some pics I took with my camera from the girls bathroom.. I am sure you noted some of the graffiti? haha

04/27/2006 17:38 #25392

true potpourri
Category: potpourri

I went to see V for Vendetta with (e:Matthew), (e:Paul) and (e:Terry) last night. Seriously, I almost came home and shaved my head. If I had access to a buzzer in the middle of the night, I would have.

A friend passed me this in class the other day. I had to laugh.

Here are several random questions:

What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
I have a sweet recycling book that shows you how to make a super fly outdoor chandelier out of them!

What did you do when you were in school in the 2nd grade?
I don't know but I do have one distinct memory of a spelling test on which I spelled OF, UV.

Where are you going on your next vacation?
It should still be Germany and Poland, followed by India.

Last book you read?
I think Deception Point by Dan Brown.

What is your favorite smell?
Pumpkin and Lavender.

Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
If I told you the story of what Fay Ruben did to me you almost wouldn't believe it . . .

Last song you listened to:
The Cedar Room by The Doves

Have you ever had surgery?
Hahahahahaha. Oh yah sure you betcha!

Drinking and driving is BAD kids! Don't do it. My friend came over to play some Mario Kart last week. We had a LOT of beer.

Resulting in piss poor driving skillz on my part!

that's me in 7th place going the wrong direction - oh the horror!

mrdt - 04/28/06 00:17
yeah I saw that ad for the BBQ at school, kinda puzzled me too.

metalpeter - 04/27/06 20:07
V for Vendetta is a great movie. In terms of the sign you can belive that animals shouldn't be torurted when killed for use to eat and think they shouldn't be tested on and still eat meat. That is how I feal, that is why I don't go to KFC.

04/26/2006 02:10 #25391

join croft's army
Category: potpourri

Right now I'm feeling a little bit like this:

I seek peace. I need peace. Peace of mind, peaceful sleep, peaceful dreams, inner peace, peace and quiet....peace. I know I'm not alone.

Join Croft's army in the quest for peace. You might liken it to Monty Python's search for the Holy Grail (speaking of Holy Grail...The Davinci Code premiers on May 19!) but I'm always up for an adventure.

mrdt - 04/26/06 15:40
hmmm... this is a touchy subject for me to comment on so I try and generalize.

Let me start by saying, a few years ago I was a complete mess, which I thin we discussed. I decided it's not how I wanted to live my life and I had to do something about it. I did some research, some of it may be questionable and put myself on a path toward wellness of mind, spirit and body. As I stated to the good doctor a few days ago I feel more cohesive and I deal with the ups & downs of life a lot easier.

There's no easy or quick fix to this and requires a commitment on your part to constantly move in a progressive direction. What path you chose is up to you, I liken it to buddhism and the path to enlightenment.

If you want/need any advice I would be happy to point you in a direction but the work must rest soley on your shoulders. You have my number if you have any questions.

sbrugger - 04/26/06 09:07
Okay..but only if I get to be Sir Galahad...and you know the directions to Castle Anthrax...;). hahaha

Cheer up, LC! :)

04/23/2006 23:19 #25390

10 things
Category: potpourri

1. Definetly not going to the World Cup, I weep.

2. Sex is good.

3. Good sex is better.

4. I dropped a knife loaded with peanut butter on my legs.

5. I just called someone a dishbag instead of douchebag.

6. I miss my dog.

7. When I say 'onion rings' it translates as 'french fries' to the guys at Jim's Steak Out.

8. Aqua Mouse is close to taking her last shit.

9. I love my future roommies.

10. My hookah needs a name.

joshua - 04/26/06 23:03
At first I thought of the name "double bubble" but then again that wouldn't make a whole bunch of sense.

mrdt - 04/26/06 02:51
"cause its like your dog!"

"oh we get it!"

metalpeter - 04/25/06 18:26
thanks MRDT. There is this long running joke that goes back not sure how long (among some people I know). There is a line from "Road Trip" where they are talking about cheating and there are althese differant rules and the one kid goes something like "If your dog likes Peanut Butter off your balls then its not cheating because its your dog" .

scott - 04/25/06 12:49
1. There will be another world cup.
2. True.
3. Very true.
4. Why were you stabbing peanut butter?
5. I think being called a 'dishbag' is more creative, and possibly more insulting.
6. Of course you do. If you didn't, it wouldn't be YOUR dog.
7. Next time make a fuss and enjoy it.
8. Cars suck. Can't help you there.
9. Hopefully they love you, too. check on that one again in 6 months.
10. Wilbur. (I name all non-sentient beings Wilbur. )

mrdt - 04/25/06 02:02
peter, that is the funniest thing I've ever heard you say.

metalpeter - 04/24/06 18:22
Calling some one a dishbag by mistake is funny.

I hope you din't let the Peanut butter go to waste.

How do you name a Hookah if only you used it it could be a male name but I saw you should use a like Devon (spelled same but pronouced two differant ways) for example it is corny but what about When Aqua Mouse dies incorporate its name into the Hokah somehow.

And the thing that ties a few of the subjects to gather is yes sex is good but great sex is even better and if that happens to be a dog licking penut butter off you as one watches the world cup on TV with an order of fries that they got at Jims STeak out then so be it.

jenks - 04/24/06 12:30
1- seriously, i'm happy to help if I can.
2-3- yes please
4- then drop some chocolate like those old school reese's ads.
5- dishrag?
6- she misses you too.
7- both good drunk food.
8- summer is lovely bike weather
9- and neighbors?
10- hmm. will have to think and get back to you.

decoyisryan - 04/23/06 23:27
1. it will be on tv. 2&3 mmmmm hmmmm. 4. did you still eat the peanut butter? 5. douchebag. 6. my dog is taking up too much room on my bed. 7. atleast you didnt' make a fuss. 8. the car is frightening. 9. ditto. 10. Gonzo

04/23/2006 03:18 #25389

i said pumpkin!!!
Category: potpourri

I went out with some of my classmates tonight. We ended up at JP Bullfeathers and I got excited because I was really hungry and this place serves pumpkin ravioli! I took my first bite and thought to myself, 'this doesn't appear to be the correct texture'. Then I thought to myself, 'gee where is that sweet spice flavor to accompany my pumpkin'. Then it hit me. The repulsive taste of shrimp. SHRIMP!!! I spit it out into my napkin. I had to chase that nastiness with 2 Irish car bombs to get the taste off my tongue! Blah!

On the way out we noticed the estrip chalkings on the sidewalk. I'm glad it's out there, but I'm not gonna lie, my heart broke in two that I wasn't involved. Ask (e:Decoyisryan). I meeped for about 10 minutes. Ciao.

paul - 04/23/06 22:10
Ladycroft, I would have invited you if I went. It was just a spontaneous mike and jill night out. I fell asleep after spending liek 10 hours fixing all the crap on the site I was too busy to fix before.

mike - 04/23/06 14:57
i'm glad you were one of the few people to see our sidewalk chalk ads. You definetely need to come with us next time to do more. Prefereably not right before it rains next time!

ajay - 04/23/06 12:41
Isn't shrimp the "pumpkin of the sea" ?
Or was it tuna?

decoyisryan - 04/23/06 11:51
ummmmm......it was a little more than 10 minutes

metalpeter - 04/23/06 11:00
I think it is great that some people did the Sidewalk chalking. On a second note I hope you tried to get those Car Bombs and the food for free. Never send the food back!!!!! You had to buy them to wash out the nasty taste they should at least give you the first one free.

enknot - 04/23/06 06:20
Pumpkins aside, I second a notion to a nondestructive (e:strip) graffiti campaign. I think that this page is great for too many reasons. I happen to think that it's creater is one of the best programmers I know, the community is really strong and local, and for Christâ€™s sake, it's not myplacetopickupminors, er space..yeah myspace. More people need to know about it.