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04/18/2006 13:12 #23652

Alcoholism
Category: satire
Who is damaged most by alcoholism?

I think it is the poor. They can least afford to spend their dollars on booze, because the net effect is greater - $5 on a six pack means that maybe their kids don't get food that day. The money means much, much, more than it would to middle-to-upper class people.

In the best interests of the poor, I think we should ban alcohol in the city of Buffalo. Take it out of all stores completely. Keep the bars and clubs open, but remove all the alcohol from those places as well.

It is the only compassionate thing to do, so we can protect people from themselves.

  • Sits at home and waits for everyone in Buffalo to start throwing rocks and garbage*
ajay - 04/19/06 11:53
I won't argue with that, Josh. Both are almost equally bad for the poor.
joshua - 04/19/06 10:56
Haha - actually I liked that one ajay. In all honesty though, Dems did jack shit for the poor when they ran things. Thats exactly why they lost Congress in the 90's.
ajay - 04/18/06 19:29
You're right, we should ban things that hurt the poor.

Lets start with Republicans first... ;-)
uncutsaniflush - 04/18/06 17:40
(e:jason)

I responded to this idea in my journal #201

(e:uncutsaniflush,201)
scott - 04/18/06 15:40
I fully agree with (e:jason)

In fact, there's a lot of stuff we should ban. Let's start with stairs. I believe we should ban stairs. Far too many people fall on them and get hurt.

Since the poor are likely to have the least insurance coverage, I think we should pass legislation to require expensive licenses for stair climbing. Thus the poor won't have them, and won't climb stairs.

In fact, I do believe stairs should be fully banned in homes owned or visited by the elderly, since old ladies tend to break hips falling on stairs.

After stairs, we can start in on soda. Soda's bad too... I can explain why after we ban it.

With my plan, we'll all be safer.

-the ethereal eminations of one Jonathan Swift

jason - 04/18/06 13:37
Well, I think philosophically he would have the same response, but there are some fights that are worth fighting, and are winnable, and there are some fights that are neither.
joshua - 04/18/06 13:21
Thats interesting. Mike Niman wants to protect the poor from casinos, but I wonder what he thinks about protecting the poor from problems related to booze... which is clearly the biggest REAL affliction many poor people have.

04/17/2006 01:56 #23651

Funny Dreams
Category: potpourri
When I don't take my medicine, the dreams I have are amazing. I've become very adept at being more of an active participant in my dreams, rather than staying a helpless spectator. The themes are always the same. I'll share with you:

A) I am in high school, behind on credits, and sweating about it. Sometimes it's college as well, but I am always behind and trying to catch up.

B) My ex girlfriend comes back to torment me in many ways, leaving me depressed, angry, and feeling helpless. I wake up sweating like a whore in church, inconsolable, wanting desperately to feel nothing, or at least neutral. This is when I am a danger to myself.

C) I am in the military, very elite, and hunting the bad guys down. I have popped many a cap in my dreams, but never in real life. The people always deserved it, but I always was left feeling filthy.

D) Flying. Or, more accurately, floating. Not flying in the Superman sense, zipping around the globe, it seems much slower. It is the most amazing sensation, but it always leaves me drained and tired. I can't keep it up for too long before having to rest.

E) I am a performer of some sorts, entertaining people through musical theater. In my dreams, my singing is angelic.

I will share two of my dreams with you.

In one, I was more or less a character involved in a movie musical - think of something Disney-like. A very noble kingdom, with many good people, is falling to some kind of evil. I look above, and it is not a sky, more a sheet of ice, and it is crumbling on top of everyone and everything below it. I tried so hard to save as many people as I could, but I couldn't help everyone, leaving me feeling like I could never do enough.

Then, out of the blue, in the middle of this mystical musical dream, my deceased Grandfather pops into view. He didn't look old, more like in his mid 40's. He was wearing a plaid shirt. He looked good and healthy, bringing a smile to my face. I realized I was dreaming, and cried out to Grampa "Jack, what in the world are you doing here?" He was expressionless. He would say nothing to me, only bothering to stare blankly back at me. I desperately wanted him to talk to me, to say something, to let me know he was doing okay. I got nothing of the sort. I was freaked out. Say something, Jack, PLEASE! Nothing like this had ever happened in a dream of mine. Eventually he left, and I woke up.

The second dream is one of the most pleasant experiences I've ever had, dreaming or not dreaming. I was at my Grandparents' house in Jamestown, out in the lawn, hanging out with three little kids who were starved for attention and entertainment. One of the kids begged, "Show us a trick, Jason! PLEEEEEEZE!" How could you say no? I leapt in the air and started doing the backstroke through the air, floating along backwards, yelling BACKSTROKE! The kids started giggling their little heads off, and I couldn't help but feel pleased and happy. It was sunny, a beautiful day, utter paradise. I felt a lot of satisfaction bringing joy to these little kids. They begged me to teach them how to do the backstroke through the air, but I told them they had to wait until they were older, and that it took a lot of practice. "Okay Jason, we'll do our best!" I woke up, it was a beautiful day, and for once I was happy.
mrdt - 04/17/06 02:34
wow, dude your dreams are freakishly similiar to mine except I dont fly anymore and usually in the school dreams I'm late for a final or to hand in a paper because of some weird happenings.
my ex girlfriends taunt me then disappear which leaves me to find them.
I also spend quite a bit of time traveling on vacation or in hotels and often I find myself at theme parks hittin the really cool rollercoasters that my mind comes up with.
ladycroft - 04/17/06 02:09
'backstroke'...i can hear it now, you must have said it like 'hamlet'!

04/16/2006 12:58 #23649

Happy Easter!
Category: holiday
Have a happy holiday e-peeps!
jenks - 04/16/06 13:11
Thanks Jay. You too!

04/15/2006 01:17 #23648

Linux Media Follow-Up
Category: tech
Thanks to everyone for writing. I'm now happily enjoying ALL of my media in Linux! Everything is working beautifully. I also got a cool app for the iPod, like iTunes without podcasts. Anyone know of any software for downloading podcasts?

Thanks again
Jason

04/14/2006 13:33 #23647

Linux Semi-Novice Needs Help!
Category: tech
I finally found a distro that actually will recognize all of my components. Yay!

Now, how do I play MP3 files or my DivX videos? I have way too much of it to convert to something else. If I'm going to use Linux, I need to be able to use my media otherwise it is POINTLESS!

Can anyone offer tips?
ajay - 04/14/06 21:44
Wow... what was I smoking what I wrote the last sentence?

It should read: Install "xmms" (and the mp3 plugin for it). Your mp3 needs are now met.


But more to the point: what are you doing with a commie/hippie thing like Linux? You should be paying money to MICROSOFT like a good corporate citizen... ;-)
uncutsaniflush - 04/14/06 14:36
mplayer with the divx codecs will work for divx.

as to mp3s there lots of appls that will play them with the mp3 codecs, of course. xmms looks a winamp clone. i like the simplicity of it. if you are running kde, kaffeine will play mp3s as well as whatever other a/v codecs you have.

if you want to play Quicktime and/or Real videos, you probably should d/l the win32 codecs.

If your distro has a plf (penguin liberation front) repository, you should be able to find what codecs you need there.

most debian-based distros, include a repository from marillat for propertiary format codecs, etc.

Without knowing more (what distro you are using), that's about all the advice I can give you.
scott - 04/14/06 13:59
What distro of linux are you running?
ajay - 04/14/06 13:53
Install "mplayer" or "vlc"; they will play all of your videos.
Install "xmms" (and the mp3 plugin for it. Your mp3 needs are not met.
paul - 04/14/06 13:43
I like amarok :::link::: for mp3s
sbrugger - 04/14/06 13:38
Same way you'd play them on a Winbox....by finding apps that play MP3's and DivX and installing them. Check out XMMS or something similar...