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09/06/2005 11:43 #23559

Larson vs. Larson - Coming Soon!
Category: politics
I know that there has been some talk about political and other kinds of "radio" shows that could be a part of our little online community. The other day while smoking a joint a light bulb went off - (e:Joshua) and I can have our own debate program! You all must admit pitting brother versus brother in a political debate could turn out to be a very entertaining adventure. Joshy can be the right winger, and I can play the devil's advocate moderate when it comes to most issues.

I was thinking it could be a weekly program that we record from our apartment, where we address global, national and local issues that we deem important enough to talk about. We could invite guests from any and all parts of the political spectrum to come over and join the debate. We could also have an e-mail address and IM name for the show so anyone can chime in with their comments and questions. We would read some of the e-mails and answer them as a segment of the show. I was also thinking we could make use of some of (e:DrChlorine)'s "commercials" and play them during breaks as well. Maybe we could have some call-ins, depending on the timing, using Skype or something similar.

Obviously nobody here is a professional pundit or politico. Nobody is going to know everything about everything. I think that we could put together a very fun and informative show nevertheless. Josh's abrasiveness, combined with my unique and hilarious sense of humor injected into politics - and with the help of in-house guests and e-mail reaction could turn out to be something that people can enjoy, especially if they are sick of the same old same old.

So who wants to be a guest on Larson vs. Larson? If I could put up audio in various formats would anybody want to check it out?

Jason
ladycroft - 09/07/05 14:08
Ditto. The way you guys are, it would be highly entertaining, for sure.
theecarey - 09/06/05 18:40
pitting brother against brother, that would be.. hot. Oh wait, wrong senario. nevermind. (Hi, i am Carey, meet my sidekick Gutter).
Totally go for it, make it work. Its seems a fabulous idea. Josh and yourself write intriguing political posts. With the two of you spearheading this, it would be fun and informative..gets some heavy debates going and still feel the love.
do it!
do it!
do it!

09/06/2005 10:33 #23558

Fake MySpace Contacts
Category: myspace
I joined MySpace because a friend of mine wanted people to be able to get the latest news about shows and other things related to his band. So I put up a little profile and added the band members to my friends list. I thought, hey this site is great. I found a couple of old friends that I hadn't spoken with in a while and added them on my list as well.

Lately though I have been getting a ton of fake contacts. By fake contacts I mean two messages in two days from girls who want to get to know me. They always say the same thing, "Hey I am new here and want to get to know new people...." and then they always end with "contact me at my e-mail address!!!!" when it is perfectly easy to contact people via MySpace messaging. Basically I think there are a bunch of scumbags out there who are trying to farm e-mail addresses and take advantage of horny men like myself. Luckily I am smart enough to not write back.

The thing is I really have no clue why any woman would want to talk to me after reading my MySpace profile. I make special efforts to be obnoxious, filthy and undesirable. Have any of you read my MySpace profile? That's how I know for sure that the contacts are fake.

Jason
metalpeter - 09/06/05 17:58
I am a member of myspace also and that hasn't happenend to me yet. Dosn't mean that it won't. There is one person who I do write to some from myspace but not a lot. sending e-mail in myspace is easier then through normal e-mail. Some of them may be legit not really sure. What I have seen a few of is girls in groups that have links to a dating site.

09/02/2005 15:17 #23557

Coldplay Show - Excellent!
Category: music
I was lucky enough to score a discounted ticket for the Colplay show at Darien Lake yesterday. A friend of a friend couldn't go so I got a lawn ticket for $20. Sweet! I have to say it was one of the better concerts I've attended. It is obvious that the lads love playing together and love their music. It wasn't like so many shows I've attended where the musicians tend to just go through the motions - like "oh my god do I really have to play this song again" - but Coldplay was spot-on and performed the living daylights out of their music. The lighting and effects were also top-notch, absolutely phenominal. I was very impressed with the quality of the show. I'm telling you guys if you ever get a chance to see Coldplay, take it!! You'll love it!!

Also right now at work I am listening to System of a Down's latest offering, Mezmerize. I've gotta say the album is excellent. I've seen them once live and they also put on a very energetic performance. I'm listening to the song "Question!" right now and man is it ever good. I really believe SOAD is one of the very best rock bands out there right now. They are so tight, and they also play in mixed meter very easily compared to other bands who seem to struggle through it. The guitar player is fucking amazing - he was the guy who got off a "FUUUCKK YOUUUU!" on Saturday Night Live. What a great band. RAAAAAAAAAAHH!HHH!H!!!!!!!!

Jason
alison - 09/03/05 20:14
gah i hate you!!
how was rilo kiley? i love them
jason - 09/03/05 11:27
The song is called BYOB
metalpeter - 09/02/05 19:50
Coldplay is an amazing band. I saw them perform recently on MTV and VH1 they are great. Glad it was a good show and that you enjoyed. But I do have one question for you "Why do they allways Send the Poor" "they always send the poor, always send the poor, always send the poor" Don't know the name of that song but it is great by SOAD.
paul - 09/02/05 15:08
I'm jealous. I used to work those concerts. you cannot lmagine how much beer l the fathers bought at the spice girls concert!

09/02/2005 01:19 #23555

Annoying Things Women Do
Category: relationships
There are literally BILLIONS of reasons why guys shouldn't waste their money or their time getting involved in the modern dating game. It is a losing proposition for all men except for the very best looking and the richest of us. Why put the women on a pedestal like you do? Why kiss their ass and jump through hoops just to MAYBE find out if she's interested in you? There are so many things that are annoying about dealing with women in relationships. I'll give you one of my faves.

You know what really bugs me? When they want to sleep over. Oh, great! you think as you ponder the bedroom acrobatics. No no no! It's a trap! Before you know it, she'll have stolen all your sheets and 95% of the bed space, leaving you freezing and with one ass check on the bed, one ass cheek off the bed. And then in the morning you won't even get any head, but she'll be all like "Jason get me a glass of water." What? A favor for a favor!

And then after you've gone and gotten her breakfast and coffee, you'll come back home and she will give you some shit like "So Jason do you like my looks better than my personality, or my personality better than my looks?" This is a loaded question, and the only appropriate answer is "Jeezus!! Stop reading Cosmo!!! If I liked quizzes I would be taking night classes!!"

And then she'll start bugging you about spending the entire next day with her. What? Maybe I have other things going on that day, or maybe I just want to hang out by myself. No I do not want to go see a movie. No I do not want to go shopping, good lord. All I want is peace, quiet, good food and no hassles!

Do the right thing - save your cash, your time, and your precious sleeping hours. Just rub one off and go to sleep. You'll be glad you did!!!!

Jason


metalpeter - 09/02/05 19:59
You made some good points. I have to admit some of it was funny. You need to have her as your sheet for one. Then she needs to be your breakfast when she wakes up.
ajay - 09/02/05 10:01
Bitch, bitch, bitch... moan, moan, moan...

HEY! At least you're getting laid, so stop complaining!!

Everything has its price. The price of getting laid is getting crappy sleep afterwards.

Do what I do: don't sleep at all. Keep goin' at it all night. Yeah, baby!! After one such session, she'll never want to "sleep over" afterwards, and the bed's all yours ;)
paul - 09/02/05 01:14
i found a better one :::link::: - maybe yoga classes are in order
alison - 09/01/05 22:56
lilho's right- we are not all like that, not even close. we must have a full-out women vs. men discussion sometime, maybe we could clear up a few ambiguous areas of interest for both parties!

hope yr having a good nite.
lilho - 09/01/05 21:43
jason,you have a very jaded viewof women. we are not all like that. yes, some are, but, some are not. did you ever think we have issues with the way men are? chill out man!
uncutsaniflush - 09/01/05 20:32
Jason, just think how lucky you are.

Claybonga doesn't think that you need to stop smoking pot and start get laid by hot chicks because you have political beliefs that he likes.

so you can light up a fat ones til the thought of girls reading cosmo makes you giggle and crave munchies.

lol
twisted - 09/01/05 18:02
That's the best advice I've heard in a long time.
ladycroft - 09/01/05 16:12
yikes!

09/02/2005 14:05 #23556

Media Bias, Ladies, New Orleans
Category: potpourri
There are a few things I want to touch on today. It looks like we are having some lively discussion here on (e:strip) and I'm ready to jump in.

(e:Joshua) says I am too diplomatic in what I said about Media Bias before. Well I really believe part of the problem in discussing it is that the word "liberal" is used in a much broader sense in conservative circles, while in liberal circles the word is used to describe those on the left wing only - there is a difference between Democrats and Liberals to them. Without a doubt the mainstream press is not championing the uber extremist left out there. They do not push the ideas of the Animal Liberation Front or other kooky organizations. I just don't see it, but if someone were to say that they generally tilt to the left I would agree. Does anyone else think this is a valid distinction to make?

About my post concerning ladies - HOLY POOP never did I expect so many responses. In a way I feel bad. It wasn't meant as a serious post at all - in fact I tried to make it as silly as possible. Are you guys telling me you've never had a girl hog all the sheets? Am I the only one? LOL. I really can't believe that everyone took it so seriously - but it is obviously my own lack of comical writing skills that caused such a commotion. I'm better at one-liners and normal jokes. Am I really so jaded when it comes to the ladies? I'll be the first to admit what happened with the last one damaged me badly, perhaps beyond repair. Ever since then I've sworn off girlfriends, and I carry myself and dress in such a way that it will ensure that they ignore me. However there are only a few types of ladies that really turn my stomach - the suburbanite princess, the digger, and those who think they are above most men. I also can't stand when those types ask "where have all the good ones gone?" Hello they are not even on your radar! Anyway am I jaded when it comes to all women? No, absolutely not. I've said before I think (e:Lilho) is an impressive and very cool young lady. And could I chill with (e:Ladycroft) if I thought she were evil? =) But when it comes to relationships and marriage I am incredibly, nearly off the scale jaded. I do not even remotely wish to open up to someone in that way. Nowadays in general we don't treat each other with the kind of compassion, love and respect that makes relationships successful. Maybe someday I'll meet someone who completely changes my mind about this stuff.

New Orleans - I was afraid of this happening but I'm really not surprised - people are using this horrible tragedy as a vehicle to get their political messages across. I know there are legions of people out there who jump on any opportunity to blame Bush for anything and everything that happens in this world. To me this is all in extraordinarily poor taste. I surfed over to The Nation yesterday and predictably David Corn opened his weasel mouth and started spouting this shit. I mean, shit people the bodies are still fresh! There are people killing each other and starving, and the best some people can do is start in with the "Blame Bush" rhetoric? This tragedy is still ongoing! It is wasted energy and wasted time to start arguing about this shit already when we should really be doing everything we can to help. I am so disappointed and disheartened.

There is one thing that makes me so angry that I shake - and that is the fact that our government has dragged their collective ass in getting those poor bastards in New Orleans the help they need. If this were New York or DC or San Francisco you can bet your balls that there would have been NO delay in getting funds and mobilizing the necessary assets to get the relief to people who need it. This makes me believe that the elites in DC and NY don't give a shit about the South - they're just ignorant rednecks and inferior to us northerners, right? Oh my God this shit is so ridiculously inexcusable. We all should be ENRAGED at how the relief effort has gone down so far. Whoo, whoooooo....breathe Jason.....

Why not have an (e:strip) relief drive? If we really wanted to we could organize a relief effort and collect money, food, clothes, blankets, whatever - and send it to the proper organizations. I don't know if this is feasible or if anyone is interested. I just feel like as a group we could do a lot of good.

Jason

PS - (e:Paul), (e:Ajay), (e:Uncutsaniflush) - seriously your guys' comments cracked me up so much. LOLBOMB!!!!! Hehehe. (e:Ajay) is the Ric Flair of (e:strip) - because when the ladies think of him...they think "alllll niiiiight loooooong" Hahaha
theecarey - 09/03/05 19:41
  • thinking* There is sure to be something we could do collectively to help people in New Orleans.. I had begun looking into ways I could help, but didn't consider mustering everyone together to strengthen the effort, until your post. What I would like to do is drop what I am doing, pack some goods and get my ass down there and DO something. My adrenaline rushes through as I think, read, listen and observe the impact Katrina has had. Ofcourse this was just the catalyst to bring forth our various views, attitudes, compassion or lack there of. The underlying issues have been festering for a long time. I believe it was Albert Einstein that said "insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Jason, you planted a seed.. and a good idea should be followed through upon. Let me see what I come up with (not much going on for a Saturday, anyways), and we'll wrangle others into this. Nice.
Start going through your cupboards :)
Later
Carey
ladycroft - 09/03/05 10:07
I'm for the new orleans drive idea. It sucks ass they took so long to even start getting those folks help!
metalpeter - 09/02/05 20:11
I don't blame Bush. It isn't that simple there is a lot of politics that go into who gets money for what. I blame the people who live below sea level and know that there is the flooding danger and didn't move. I blame the people who didn't protest that the levy's are old and need more strength. I blame The news for not making safety a major priority. I blame everyone who has gone to Mardi Gras and thought the french quater was just a place to party. I blame the rich and the poor for the divide between race and class. I think that if this would have happend in some place like LA, NYC, or Washington there would have been a lot more aid and it would have happendend a lot faster