04/06/04 10:56 - ID#36131

Bubble gum

Okay, orbit bubblemint gum is the best gum flavor in the world and the gum is soft. It is just the best gum all around.

thesimeon

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04/04/04 02:10 - ID#36130

I can dig it, she can dig it

Well that was fun last night, although I shouldn't have had those last three drinks after everyone left. I now feel like I was hit by a cement truck...I need some breakfast and some strong coffee.

thesimeon

PS. Diana, although I do not know you at all, I read everyones journals, including yours.

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03/29/04 06:44 - ID#36129

novelty

Well, first I want to start off and tell people that joy division and most other late 70's post punk factory records-ish music is clutch.

Next, I need to express my delight in watching ladies tennis which was on tv today.

And I knew it...dating services on the web have reached an all time high. Case in point - Ashleymadison.com. "Studies have shown that infidelity is on the rise. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Probably neither" goes the commercial. Its a dating service for married people...They provide discreet meet-ups for all of you folks bound by that little nuisance called a spouse. I don't want to mock web dating services, but to me its almost like going to bestbuy.com or something and picking out yourself a new and fun PDA. Ah well, I guess I have not tried one so i really truly don't know.

thesimeon

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03/28/04 11:29 - ID#36128

what the hell is going on here?

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03/27/04 05:33 - ID#36127

Your friendly neighborhood pharmacy

I find something mildly funny in the fact that the junkies that come in to buy needles are by far the nicest people that I have to deal with in the course of my day.

Old ladies are the absolute worst.

The junkies are always in a hurry and sometimes I would just like to follow them around to see what they are up to, it could be kinda fun but would probably end up being a disappointment.

thesimeon

ps. stickboy, i too look forward to This American Life...awesome program...

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03/25/04 09:46 - ID#36126

mirrors, bush II, staplers

"And then we switched from Boston to Swingline but I kept my Swingline because the staples don't bind up" -Milton

To the bush regime I stick my middle finger up, for once again insulting and degrading us in only ways that they can. Recently, it was found out that the bush campaign was placing fake news stories in local news broadcasts which were designed to look like special interest stories. They are, of course, used to make bush look good although I cannot say what exactly they were about.

"Mirrors induce purchasing by forcing us to doubt our own completeness." -Thomas Hine in 'I Want That!'

I will, in the next few weeks be unveiling a plan to rent my sister out on an hourly basis, because there seems to be a market out there for cute little children. She is 11, but she still has a few years of cuteness left in her. More on this later.

thesimeon

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03/24/04 03:12 - ID#36125

Give blood save a life

I gave blood at school today because it seemed like it could be fun. It was. They ask you all sorts of funny questions on a questionare..."have you ever taken drugs or money for sex", "Have you ever given money or drugs to recieve sex." I did get a kick out of it. Then the lady, who was very nice pulled out this needle, which was quite large, but I did not even feel it go in. Afterwards she gave me a nice pink bandage and I went on my merry way to the "canteen" where a lady forced me to drink juice and told me that I was a nice young man and she wished I could stay all day....All in a day's work...

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03/23/04 10:03 - ID#36124

PBS - the last bastion

So its the first journal and all..I will talk about PBS, once a stronghold and safe-haven from reality TV has succumbed to this modern phenomenon and I am dismayed. Its the story of a modern family that lives as a victorian family for several weeks or months or something...Well whatever. Who cares?

I am trying to get a picture up...Tune in next week.

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